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  #21  
Old October 31st 04, 06:15 AM
Miss Violette
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comeonalla uses willz play, Harri, total entranced wif so many kittenz ta
play wif
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:30:54 -0700, Gabrielle wrote:

Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain damaged

Kan I play tu? I duzn't kare abowt yur brains, it'z whuts in yur
harts dat matterz an I kan tell yew are gudgud kitties. Miss Bert
(RB) wuz also brain damajed, an she lifed tu be almost 22 or wuz it 23
yeers owld, Mama duzn't kwite rememfur. Up until thu yeers dat she
bekame a grumpy owld ladykat she wuz furry happee an wuz a wunderful
kitty for mama to haf efun if she didn't akt kwite lyke uther kitties
did. Mama didn't lyke it kwite so much when Bert gotted owld an
nasty, she gived Mama blud poisoning tu times an gived TED blud
poisoning one time frum bitting.
But who kares abowt dat stuff, let's play!!!!

George, who still bounces arownd and plays lyke a kitten efun if he IZ
abowt 3 yeers owld



  #22  
Old October 31st 04, 06:16 AM
Miss Violette
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youz playz like kittenz and dat iz all Iz carez 'bout, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:30:54 -0700, Gabrielle wrote:

Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Kan I play tu? I duzn't kare abowt yur brains, it'z whuts in yur
harts dat matterz an I kan tell yew are gudgud kitties. Miss Bert
(RB) wuz also brain damajed, an she lifed tu be almost 22 or wuz it 23
yeers owld, Mama duzn't kwite rememfur. Up until thu yeers dat she
bekame a grumpy owld ladykat she wuz furry happee an wuz a wunderful
kitty for mama to haf efun if she didn't akt kwite lyke uther kitties
did. Mama didn't lyke it kwite so much when Bert gotted owld an
nasty, she gived Mama blud poisoning tu times an gived TED blud
poisoning one time frum bitting.
But who kares abowt dat stuff, let's play!!!!

George, who still bounces arownd and plays lyke a kitten efun if he IZ
abowt 3 yeers owld


Uv kowrs yu kin George! Da mor da merryur! Weez nottid reellee kittenz
eiffur. Weez jist turned tu!

Matthias an Maestro




  #23  
Old October 31st 04, 06:16 AM
Miss Violette
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youz playz like kittenz and dat iz all Iz carez 'bout, Harri
Heather wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:30:54 -0700, Gabrielle wrote:

Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Kan I play tu? I duzn't kare abowt yur brains, it'z whuts in yur
harts dat matterz an I kan tell yew are gudgud kitties. Miss Bert
(RB) wuz also brain damajed, an she lifed tu be almost 22 or wuz it 23
yeers owld, Mama duzn't kwite rememfur. Up until thu yeers dat she
bekame a grumpy owld ladykat she wuz furry happee an wuz a wunderful
kitty for mama to haf efun if she didn't akt kwite lyke uther kitties
did. Mama didn't lyke it kwite so much when Bert gotted owld an
nasty, she gived Mama blud poisoning tu times an gived TED blud
poisoning one time frum bitting.
But who kares abowt dat stuff, let's play!!!!

George, who still bounces arownd and plays lyke a kitten efun if he IZ
abowt 3 yeers owld


Uv kowrs yu kin George! Da mor da merryur! Weez nottid reellee kittenz
eiffur. Weez jist turned tu!

Matthias an Maestro




  #24  
Old October 31st 04, 06:21 AM
Miss Violette
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Letz go, Harri, checking to see Miss Violette isnunt gonna thump her
Heather wrote in message
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Ize heer tu, an derz nuffin rong wif mine brayn!

Maestro

"Gabrielle" wrote in message
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Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Miss Violette wrote:

I haz tryda post to youz butted minez stoopud pooter won't do it, I

lovez
ta
run arownd anna I iz juz now learnin 'bout playin, Harri, who didn't

know
the pooter cuuld be so mean








  #25  
Old October 31st 04, 06:21 AM
Miss Violette
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Letz go, Harri, checking to see Miss Violette isnunt gonna thump her
Heather wrote in message
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Ize heer tu, an derz nuffin rong wif mine brayn!

Maestro

"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Miss Violette wrote:

I haz tryda post to youz butted minez stoopud pooter won't do it, I

lovez
ta
run arownd anna I iz juz now learnin 'bout playin, Harri, who didn't

know
the pooter cuuld be so mean








  #26  
Old October 31st 04, 02:51 PM
Heather
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Owr oldur broffur Voodoo still playz lyke a kitten, an heez nine yeerz owld!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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youz playz like kittenz and dat iz all Iz carez 'bout, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:30:54 -0700, Gabrielle wrote:

Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Kan I play tu? I duzn't kare abowt yur brains, it'z whuts in yur
harts dat matterz an I kan tell yew are gudgud kitties. Miss Bert
(RB) wuz also brain damajed, an she lifed tu be almost 22 or wuz it 23
yeers owld, Mama duzn't kwite rememfur. Up until thu yeers dat she
bekame a grumpy owld ladykat she wuz furry happee an wuz a wunderful
kitty for mama to haf efun if she didn't akt kwite lyke uther kitties
did. Mama didn't lyke it kwite so much when Bert gotted owld an
nasty, she gived Mama blud poisoning tu times an gived TED blud
poisoning one time frum bitting.
But who kares abowt dat stuff, let's play!!!!

George, who still bounces arownd and plays lyke a kitten efun if he IZ
abowt 3 yeers owld


Uv kowrs yu kin George! Da mor da merryur! Weez nottid reellee kittenz
eiffur. Weez jist turned tu!

Matthias an Maestro






  #27  
Old October 31st 04, 02:51 PM
Heather
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Owr oldur broffur Voodoo still playz lyke a kitten, an heez nine yeerz owld!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
youz playz like kittenz and dat iz all Iz carez 'bout, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:30:54 -0700, Gabrielle wrote:

Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Kan I play tu? I duzn't kare abowt yur brains, it'z whuts in yur
harts dat matterz an I kan tell yew are gudgud kitties. Miss Bert
(RB) wuz also brain damajed, an she lifed tu be almost 22 or wuz it 23
yeers owld, Mama duzn't kwite rememfur. Up until thu yeers dat she
bekame a grumpy owld ladykat she wuz furry happee an wuz a wunderful
kitty for mama to haf efun if she didn't akt kwite lyke uther kitties
did. Mama didn't lyke it kwite so much when Bert gotted owld an
nasty, she gived Mama blud poisoning tu times an gived TED blud
poisoning one time frum bitting.
But who kares abowt dat stuff, let's play!!!!

George, who still bounces arownd and plays lyke a kitten efun if he IZ
abowt 3 yeers owld


Uv kowrs yu kin George! Da mor da merryur! Weez nottid reellee kittenz
eiffur. Weez jist turned tu!

Matthias an Maestro






  #28  
Old October 31st 04, 02:53 PM
Heather
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K'mon, offur heer! Ize node ware derz hunnridz uv balloonz weez kin batbat
arownd!

Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
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Letz go, Harri, checking to see Miss Violette isnunt gonna thump her
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize heer tu, an derz nuffin rong wif mine brayn!

Maestro

"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Miss Violette wrote:

I haz tryda post to youz butted minez stoopud pooter won't do it, I

lovez
ta
run arownd anna I iz juz now learnin 'bout playin, Harri, who didn't

know
the pooter cuuld be so mean










  #29  
Old October 31st 04, 02:53 PM
Heather
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K'mon, offur heer! Ize node ware derz hunnridz uv balloonz weez kin batbat
arownd!

Maestro

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Letz go, Harri, checking to see Miss Violette isnunt gonna thump her
Heather wrote in message
...
Ize heer tu, an derz nuffin rong wif mine brayn!

Maestro

"Gabrielle" wrote in message
...
Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Miss Violette wrote:

I haz tryda post to youz butted minez stoopud pooter won't do it, I

lovez
ta
run arownd anna I iz juz now learnin 'bout playin, Harri, who didn't

know
the pooter cuuld be so mean










  #30  
Old October 31st 04, 11:28 PM
Miss Violette
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I betz he iz funfunfun, Harri, looking sidewayz at stuffy Miss Violette
Heather wrote in message
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Owr oldur broffur Voodoo still playz lyke a kitten, an heez nine yeerz

owld!

Matthias

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
youz playz like kittenz and dat iz all Iz carez 'bout, Harri
Heather wrote in message
...

wrote in message
...
On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 14:30:54 -0700, Gabrielle

wrote:

Mewma sez dat pooturz ar furry toopid ana sum uv dem ar az meen az

da
notnice humins i ust tu lif wif.

Come on ana play wif me ana Matthias!

Clyde, hoping Harri doesn't mind that he and Matthias are brain

damaged

Kan I play tu? I duzn't kare abowt yur brains, it'z whuts in yur
harts dat matterz an I kan tell yew are gudgud kitties. Miss Bert
(RB) wuz also brain damajed, an she lifed tu be almost 22 or wuz it

23
yeers owld, Mama duzn't kwite rememfur. Up until thu yeers dat she
bekame a grumpy owld ladykat she wuz furry happee an wuz a wunderful
kitty for mama to haf efun if she didn't akt kwite lyke uther

kitties
did. Mama didn't lyke it kwite so much when Bert gotted owld an
nasty, she gived Mama blud poisoning tu times an gived TED blud
poisoning one time frum bitting.
But who kares abowt dat stuff, let's play!!!!

George, who still bounces arownd and plays lyke a kitten efun if he

IZ
abowt 3 yeers owld

Uv kowrs yu kin George! Da mor da merryur! Weez nottid reellee

kittenz
eiffur. Weez jist turned tu!

Matthias an Maestro








 




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