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  #21  
Old April 25th 09, 03:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Da Kruize


"Mosey =`^..^`=" wrote in message
...

"Amelia T Cat"
a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze. some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty


Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.

Amelia


I dont gots nobuddy tew danse wiff mee sinse Tabitha still izznt heer.
Da fudz n dwinks r fine I don't wanna go hoam yet fur awile.
Thuh Kits n I still wanna be heer onna kruze.
Mosey
--lites a ceegar n haz sum moar nip wine onna dek


Mosey, yoo duznt haz to be winked to a girlkittee to danse wif her. Juss
ask a girlkittee if she wud like to danse -- I fingk most uv dem likez to,
an yoo mite giv dere winkz or spesul frenz a rest.

Rebecca


  #22  
Old April 25th 09, 11:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da Kruize

kule i lof danzin wif yourownself, Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:07:16 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

I iz ofur here mizz piglette, me anna chester anna sum ofur mencatz wuz
smokin cigarz, anna waitin fur da ladicatz ta return furm deriown
shoppin, i
thinked we wuz gonna be here awhile,...*behind hizown paw* it seemsta be
dowin tv sum gud, anna ofurwurld catz wuz juzt gettin usta da owt durin
da
day, Tiger, hopin hiz furndz chang der mind anna stay,


We lady-katz is sunnink owrseffs on da beech, and will port bak to da
ship in a while. I heer dat dere is going to be a dinner-dance on da
ship tonite!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/24/2009 12:37:11 PM



  #23  
Old April 25th 09, 11:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Da Kruize

mine nailz kuld standta be dun, OEJ
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:02:52 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

A dinner-dance raises his eyebrows, flourishes his kane and looks
toward Piglet We cud dans wuns mor in da trocipal moonlites?


[As the lady-cats dust the sand off of themselves and walk toward the
launch carrying their shopping bags and boxes, the meet up with a
number of local katzen also waiting for the launch.]

A small group of older cats, wearing tuxes and carrying instruments
is standing next to three younger cats with ear-rings, sunglasses and
wearing leather and nylon. One of the older cats adresses the
lady-cats "Meow, ladiez. We are "Le Jazz Hot" a leetle dance band zat
zee captain hass hired for tonight; we weel be playink old standards
on zee open deck for zee older or more tradishional kitties, while
zese DJ's (nods toward the younger cats) weel set up speekerz, lights
and a dance floor below deks for zee yunger kittens"

[The launch arrives and all are taken back to the ship; the captain's
voice comes over the PA system] Bonjour chats and chatons! After
sunset we haff a luffly dinner planned, az well az a liddle dancing: a
band for zee old standards, and a DJ for zee yunger set. Pleeze enjoy!

"Hmmm, girlz, I finks dat I'll go to da spa and sit in da Jacuzzi den
get mine fur and nails dun until dinner time. Who'd care to joyne
myself?"

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/24/2009 1:07:35 PM



  #24  
Old April 25th 09, 11:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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der iz lotsa ladi katz what wuld liketa danze juzt az furndz i iz sure,
Tiger
"Mosey =`^..^`=" wrote in message
...

"Amelia T Cat"
a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze. some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty


Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.

Amelia


I dont gots nobuddy tew danse wiff mee sinse Tabitha still izznt heer.
Da fudz n dwinks r fine I don't wanna go hoam yet fur awile.
Thuh Kits n I still wanna be heer onna kruze.
Mosey
--lites a ceegar n haz sum moar nip wine onna dek



  #25  
Old April 25th 09, 09:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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* * * * [The launch arrives and all are taken back to the ship; the captain's
voice comes over the PA system] Bonjour chats and chatons! After
sunset we haff a luffly dinner planned, az well az a liddle dancing: a
band for zee old standards, and a DJ for zee yunger set. Pleeze enjoy!

* * * * "Hmmm, girlz, I finks dat I'll go to da spa and sit in da Jacuzzi den
get mine fur and nails dun until dinner time. Who'd care to joyne
myself?"

--
Purrs,

* * * * * * * * Mme. Anaïs


I surtinly will! Altho my first post seems to haf lost itself sumwher.
Dis is shapeng up to be a great afternuun!

Lucy
  #26  
Old April 25th 09, 09:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Da Kruize

Piglet and Willow arrive at the spa and join the other girl cats. Now diz
iz wonnerfulz piglet says as she gets her nails done, Willow looks at the
polish color and tells her. U shud alternate demselfez between blak and
white, Wascal will have dem kolorz on at da danze den, ware dat whitez drezz
u bout di afternoonz. I iz gonna ware da little blak drez againz and jus
haff klear polishz on mineown nailz. I got a new ribbon ta put on da endz
of mine fluffy tailz.
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
...

[The launch arrives and all are taken back to the ship; the captain's
voice comes over the PA system] Bonjour chats and chatons! After
sunset we haff a luffly dinner planned, az well az a liddle dancing: a
band for zee old standards, and a DJ for zee yunger set. Pleeze enjoy!

"Hmmm, girlz, I finks dat I'll go to da spa and sit in da Jacuzzi den
get mine fur and nails dun until dinner time. Who'd care to joyne
myself?"

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


I surtinly will! Altho my first post seems to haf lost itself sumwher.
Dis is shapeng up to be a great afternuun!

Lucy


  #27  
Old April 25th 09, 11:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =`^..^`=
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Default Da Kruize

Yoo r awl rite, I kan still danse wiff inny gurl kitty, I wuv tew fast
danse.
Fangu, I feal bedder gnow. Mosey

"Stormmee"...
der iz lotsa ladi katz what wuld liketa danze juzt az furndz i iz sure,
Tiger
"Mosey =`^..^`="
"Amelia T Cat"
a dinner danse means dinner. i missed eatink some fudz on da kruze.
some
fudz gotted away frum me. thats a furst. beauty

Don't worry, Beauty, you aren't slipping. We just 'ported some more food
in from the FluffyKitz warehouse just a few minutes ago.

Amelia


I dont gots nobuddy tew danse wiff mee sinse Tabitha still izznt heer.
Da fudz n dwinks r fine I don't wanna go hoam yet fur awile.
Thuh Kits n I still wanna be heer onna kruze.
Mosey
--lites a ceegar n haz sum moar nip wine onna dek





  #28  
Old April 26th 09, 02:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default Da Kruize

Iz da kruize ofver? *Shud we pak ta go bak homez? *Piglet wondering why no
one is sitting on the deck in the warm sun.


Sammy, Ranger, and Lilith jump up on a giant-sized cushioned lounge
chair, being careful to leave enough room for Smokey Gordon when he
decided to join them. You'd better behave yourself, Ranger, when you
meet Smokday. He's been a furry good friend of mine since I was a
babycat.

Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, Age 8
Chief Torbie In Residence & Technical Kitty
Official Document Examiner of the Catmerica Police Department
  #29  
Old April 27th 09, 01:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Dinink and Dancink! (was: Da Kruize)

[Dressed and ready for dinner, Tiger and Anaïs stroll onto the
open-air deck to see it set up with a dance floor and low tables with
kitty-cushions all around. The small band is playing soft jazz, and a
small sign says: "DJ and Kitten Buffet" pointing below]

Well, mine luff, it luks like we iz da furst cupple heer. Letz haff
cocktailz and see who shows up nekst.

"I'll haff a Manhattan, and mebbee a liddle snak of jalapeno-fried
mice on crackerz", she says to the wait-cat and turning to Tiger,
"ummm, dining & dansink unner da starz! Whut cud be more romantical! I
luff owr liddle kommunity. We haff such gud times wiff eech ofur!"

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"Whereof one can not speak, thereof one must be silent"
Ludwig Wittgenstein,1889-1951

4/26/2009 7:53:38 PM
  #30  
Old April 27th 09, 01:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Dinink and Dancink! (was: Da Kruize)

On Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:00:50 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

[Dressed and ready for dinner, Tiger and Anaïs stroll onto the
open-air deck to see it set up with a dance floor and low tables with
kitty-cushions all around. The small band is playing soft jazz, and a
small sign says: "DJ and Kitten Buffet" pointing below]

Well, mine luff, it luks like we iz da furst cupple heer. Letz haff
cocktailz and see who shows up nekst.

"I'll haff a Manhattan, and mebbee a liddle snak of jalapeno-fried
mice on crackerz", she says to the wait-cat and turning to Tiger,
"ummm, dining & dansink unner da starz! Whut cud be more romantical! I
luff owr liddle kommunity. We haff such gud times wiff eech ofur!"


i orders mousies for the wait-kitties so dey will haf ennergy to fee
me.
beauty
 




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