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  #11  
Old November 1st 07, 11:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Nov 1, 6:33 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Maggie May, sometime we humans are just plain silly. The little girls here
always dress the cats in their clothes. The cats don't mind because they
get extra attention and many skretches.


I wike widdle hoomin kitties if dey are wun atta tim anna pretty
kwiet. Butted I wunt wettum puttda close on myownself. Mabee da
antlers wike Bear wers wunt be so bad but nuffing on myveryown bodee,
fangyverymulch.

I DOOO wike tenshun anna skriches. Hooo don, excep my crazee dottir
Missy. Anna Missy wikes Bear or mee to cuddle hur, jus not hoomins.

Maggie May

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"Will in New Haven" wrote in ooglegroups.com...

I wuz hom cept durin da winkin itsef. Wich wuz byootiful anna solem.


Ennyway, I saw Uncl Bill put silly _horns_ on r d*g Bear's hed. Anna
Bear jump roun an dint seeem to mind dem. But it wuz silly. Anna
effury tim da chilren com to dadoor for treets, Uncl Bill anna Bear
giv dem candy an Bear got too pet all of dem. I watchd but two many
chilrun mak me nerbuss. One I can pet butted not a hole porchfull. Not
DIS kity.


Anden sum kids com to daporch wiff a widdle cute puppy d*g. Heee issa
much small den Bear anna furry, furry yung too. But his hoomins hav
him dressed up in close. Heee have a squar hat wif blak an wite
stripes anna shirt wiff da same stripes. Anna he gotta couple balls
chain to hiss ankuls. Heee wuz haffin fun andey giv him dog biskits
wen dey got candy.


But wy dey doodat?


Maggie May


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Hoomin note: The neighbors Bassett puppy, named Homer, was the star of
the Halloween visitors. The kids liked Bears reindeer horns and Maggie
May _did_ watch every group of visitors from a safe vantage.



  #12  
Old November 2nd 07, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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dat rite... dey duzint want yoursefta get karried away... OEJ
Harri Roadcat wrote in message
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On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 15:08:40 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

dat iz doze xstortisits atta yourown door... diz iz purbabli a gud

idermint
until dey haz stopped tryinta get fudz furm yourown hoominz, OEJ


I get it - dey din't want me 'ttacking dem! Mineown hoomins was
purrtecting da stortionists from mineown fearsome self.

Harri



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Old November 2nd 07, 12:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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dat iz why we desidedta keep deze two, dey duz feed uses nna keepz da boxes
klean... Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:58:58 -0000, Will in New Haven's nimble, little
paws typed:

Hoomins. Can't live wiff dem, can't sell dem at da pet stor.

Maggie May


Awr yoo shure? Didja try? Maybee dere'z a shelter where we can put
owr hoomanz up fur adoption???

But den hoo knoz what you'd get fur noo hoomanz! It mite take
retrainink.....
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/1/2007 8:35:27 PM



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Old November 2nd 07, 12:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_2_]
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On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:58:58 -0000, Will in New Haven's nimble, little
paws typed:

Hoomins. Can't live wiff dem, can't sell dem at da pet stor.

Maggie May


Awr yoo shure? Didja try? Maybee dere'z a shelter where we can put
owr hoomanz up fur adoption???

But den hoo knoz what you'd get fur noo hoomanz! It mite take
retrainink.....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/1/2007 8:35:27 PM
  #15  
Old November 2nd 07, 01:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Harri Roadcat
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

dat rite... dey duzint want yoursefta get karried away... OEJ


Well den I guess I won't be too mad at dem. Dey did manage to keep
mineownseff from losin control and going postal on da extortionists. An
I wouldn't want to make a habit of doing dat. Dat could interfere wif
mine mine snuggling time.

Harri
  #16  
Old November 2nd 07, 02:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Hi guyz diz is O. T. waznt da wedwink kewl? Da gramby waz sprised me an
Scooter had a partz in itself. Dat was realli kewl. I iz glad Piglet
broutted me extra klothes, I ripped my britchez following Ranger Kitty and
som of da boyz. I losted mine tie sumplaze. Sure am glad diz iz done, no
mor etikuite lezzons and how to behaf from Piglet. Now we geta ta danze and
me an Willow can show da offer kitties what Piglet madez usuns learnz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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dat iz why we desidedta keep deze two, dey duz feed uses nna keepz da
boxes
klean... Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
news
On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:58:58 -0000, Will in New Haven's nimble, little
paws typed:

Hoomins. Can't live wiff dem, can't sell dem at da pet stor.

Maggie May


Awr yoo shure? Didja try? Maybee dere'z a shelter where we can put
owr hoomanz up fur adoption???

But den hoo knoz what you'd get fur noo hoomanz! It mite take
retrainink.....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/1/2007 8:35:27 PM





  #17  
Old November 2nd 07, 03:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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anna snugglez furm dda rite hoomin iz veri impurrtint, OEJ
Harri Roadcat wrote in message
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In article ,
"Stormmee" wrote:

dat rite... dey duzint want yoursefta get karried away... OEJ


Well den I guess I won't be too mad at dem. Dey did manage to keep
mineownseff from losin control and going postal on da extortionists. An
I wouldn't want to make a habit of doing dat. Dat could interfere wif
mine mine snuggling time.

Harri



  #18  
Old November 2nd 07, 03:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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suprizin da hoomin iz purt of da fun of hafin demselvez fura pet, Tiger
Granby wrote in message
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Hi guyz diz is O. T. waznt da wedwink kewl? Da gramby waz sprised me an
Scooter had a partz in itself. Dat was realli kewl. I iz glad Piglet
broutted me extra klothes, I ripped my britchez following Ranger Kitty and
som of da boyz. I losted mine tie sumplaze. Sure am glad diz iz done, no
mor etikuite lezzons and how to behaf from Piglet. Now we geta ta danze

and
me an Willow can show da offer kitties what Piglet madez usuns learnz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
dat iz why we desidedta keep deze two, dey duz feed uses nna keepz da
boxes
klean... Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
news
On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:58:58 -0000, Will in New Haven's nimble, little
paws typed:

Hoomins. Can't live wiff dem, can't sell dem at da pet stor.

Maggie May

Awr yoo shure? Didja try? Maybee dere'z a shelter where we can put
owr hoomanz up fur adoption???

But den hoo knoz what you'd get fur noo hoomanz! It mite take
retrainink.....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/1/2007 8:35:27 PM







  #19  
Old November 2nd 07, 04:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Datz furry katsiderit, OEJ, dey mite be furry unhappee if dey kudnt stay
togedder.

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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ikatsidered tryinta sell mine hoominz onna ebay butted sellina set wuldint
wirk gud anna i needsa rehome dem togefur, OEJ



  #20  
Old November 2nd 07, 04:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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dey iz owlde anna haz been tofur fura longlong time, OEJ
Sundance wrote in message
et...
Datz furry katsiderit, OEJ, dey mite be furry unhappee if dey kudnt stay
togedder.

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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ikatsidered tryinta sell mine hoominz onna ebay butted sellina set

wuldint
wirk gud anna i needsa rehome dem togefur, OEJ





 




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