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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
Juz den TV comez by... Ifin you wantz tellz da waiterkitty ta put itina go
tainer anna you kan snak onna buz, TV, winkin att sundanze Sundance wrote in message t... "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Pitoonya comes up on deck from the single gurlz suite O0oo I yam sooo hungurree! I dun't kno weddur tu hav brekkyfazt ur waye furr luntsh... Maybee juz uh smawl ordur ov ham n eg, wiff uh latte, den tu get on da bus furr uh leesurlee luntsh at da Gowlden Kittee. Pitoonya AKA Sweetee [Sundance comes up on deck as well, yawning.] Pitoonya! Gudgud mornin to yurownself! I missed yoo wile I wuz sleepin. Pleez scooz me fur yawnin: Meowmie alwaze sez she likez to see my big mouf, but I kno yawnin iz sumtimez catsidered rood. Howz abowt makin dat a double order an I will share it wif yoo? Did yoo hav enuf blanKITZ to keep warm? Sundance, trying to talk more grown-up-like |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
On Thu, 9 Feb 2006 03:50:24 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed:
Tiger stops stormmee, takes herself aside, I willz 'low you ta pick, duz you wanna go onna tour or stay onna boat... Stormmee thinkz, I wuuld purfur ta stay here ifin itz ok... Den you go to your room anna you kan haf friendz in anna order rum serfize, anna you kan invite offer kittenz fur lunx efin da two shipkittenz butted please stay in YOUR rum, stay out of Trudi and BK's rum anna don't kauze a 'strbanze or i wll make you gon efury ofur xcurzin, Tiger, firmly.... Sure I will... Stormmee... lookin innocint 'cept fur doze crossed pawz... Awww, datz cute, my luff! Iz yew Stormee's cat-daddy at your clowder now? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/10/2006 11:07:32 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
I iz tryinta teach hersef some mannerz anna i givez herself lecturez 'bout
buttin inna fud line, anna bout wakin up da hoomanz anna bout bein rude to mature kittez tailez, her duzint listin tootoo gud, butted trudi iz hepin a little by thumpin herown head, anna oej iz developin da litin paw of disipline purty gud, TV juz runz away ifin stormmee getz too muc fur hizsef, butted alzo me anna TV duz play wif hersef a little, Tiger wore owt by diz little monzter kitten Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message ... On Thu, 9 Feb 2006 03:50:24 -0600, Stormmee's little agile paws typed: Tiger stops stormmee, takes herself aside, I willz 'low you ta pick, duz you wanna go onna tour or stay onna boat... Stormmee thinkz, I wuuld purfur ta stay here ifin itz ok... Den you go to your room anna you kan haf friendz in anna order rum serfize, anna you kan invite offer kittenz fur lunx efin da two shipkittenz butted please stay in YOUR rum, stay out of Trudi and BK's rum anna don't kauze a 'strbanze or i wll make you gon efury ofur xcurzin, Tiger, firmly.... Sure I will... Stormmee... lookin innocint 'cept fur doze crossed pawz... Awww, datz cute, my luff! Iz yew Stormee's cat-daddy at your clowder now? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/10/2006 11:07:32 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
A yellow and blue kittie-bus has pulled up to the village quay, and our kitties file into it, followed by the ship's Captain. In a few minutes, it pulled into a long, stately driveway, lined on both sides by ancient oaks. At the end is a small, but magnificent stone chateau, with vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see. As out kitties alight from the bus, an elegant tuxedo kitty, nattily dressed, and smelling slightly of lavender greets them: "Bon joor, kitties, I am Jean Ferté, zee proprietor ov Poussey D'Or, an I welcome yourownselves to owr chateau for zee lunch, zee tour and zee wine tastink." Jean escorts our kitties into the dining room, with low tables of every size surrounded bu kitty-cushions. "As eech ov you tastes zee appetizers, we haff bottles ov owr Volnay, Clos de la Bousse d'or, Pommard, Santenay and zee Les Gravières on eech table for yourownselves to try. Zee appitizers on eech table a Sautéed crayfish with chervil, cock crests and kidneys; Scallops rémoulade with Haut-Var truffles ; Lobster royale, wif chestnut cappuccino; Pan-fried goatfish fillets, salt-cod brandade; and zee Slice of turbot with curry, Malaga raisins and coconut milk. And zere eez enuf ov eech for efurry kitty to try eech. Zee nekst course will be ready in abowt a half-hour. Bon appetite, mes chatons!" Anaïs, Tiger, Cleopatra and TV take cushions at a fairly large table, and wave at their friends to join them. The inspector and his wink, Bridget, join them. "Ah zank yourownselves for infitink usses, zees eez luffly!" meows the Inspector as he pours some of the Volnay for everykitty. "I must say, Inspector, you look so different than last trip." meows Tiger. "you reminded me of the American Detective Colombo on the Orient Eggspress." "Ahh, zank yew fur zee compliment, I admired Colombo furry much." meows the Inspector as his wink silently rolls her eyes heavenward behind him. "Yes, eet eez true - zere waz a personal tragedy. My wink, Bridget, took my entire wardrobe to zee cleaners in my luffly classic Citroën on zee first day ov zee riots, became frightened and left it parked in a bad neighborhood ov Paree, and too zee taksi home. Eet was 'orrible. I had some ov zose clothes since zee Police Academy (Bridget rolls her eyes heavenward again). And zee Citroën - eet waz a leetle rough (eye roll yet again as Anaïs restrains a giggle), but eet had many more yeers ov life in her. Efurrythink waz burned to a crisp. 'Orrible. But my wife picked owt a new Citroën, and bought me zee noo wardrobe (Bridget pats him affectionately)..." All's well zat ends well, Jacques," meows Bridget as she kisses the top ov his head... He sees the Countess and waves her over as he deftly swallows a goatfish fillet. "Ah, enough ov zis talk; how are you kitties?" He spots Pitoonya and Sundance" "Ahh, wood yew care to joyne usses?" he meows to them. -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/10/2006 8:23:44 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
Yez dat iz a tradegi, itz kinda like when onf mine fafurint kuzinz goez
mizzin atta mine hoomanz howze, Tiger glarez at no one in partikular at this thought, oh well, itz a gud we have wonnerful wifekittez ta care for owrselvez, Tiger, wafin atta alla friendz anna tastin efurthin... Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . A yellow and blue kittie-bus has pulled up to the village quay, and our kitties file into it, followed by the ship's Captain. In a few minutes, it pulled into a long, stately driveway, lined on both sides by ancient oaks. At the end is a small, but magnificent stone chateau, with vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see. As out kitties alight from the bus, an elegant tuxedo kitty, nattily dressed, and smelling slightly of lavender greets them: "Bon joor, kitties, I am Jean Ferté, zee proprietor ov Poussey D'Or, an I welcome yourownselves to owr chateau for zee lunch, zee tour and zee wine tastink." Jean escorts our kitties into the dining room, with low tables of every size surrounded bu kitty-cushions. "As eech ov you tastes zee appetizers, we haff bottles ov owr Volnay, Clos de la Bousse d'or, Pommard, Santenay and zee Les Gravières on eech table for yourownselves to try. Zee appitizers on eech table a Sautéed crayfish with chervil, cock crests and kidneys; Scallops rémoulade with Haut-Var truffles ; Lobster royale, wif chestnut cappuccino; Pan-fried goatfish fillets, salt-cod brandade; and zee Slice of turbot with curry, Malaga raisins and coconut milk. And zere eez enuf ov eech for efurry kitty to try eech. Zee nekst course will be ready in abowt a half-hour. Bon appetite, mes chatons!" Anaïs, Tiger, Cleopatra and TV take cushions at a fairly large table, and wave at their friends to join them. The inspector and his wink, Bridget, join them. "Ah zank yourownselves for infitink usses, zees eez luffly!" meows the Inspector as he pours some of the Volnay for everykitty. "I must say, Inspector, you look so different than last trip." meows Tiger. "you reminded me of the American Detective Colombo on the Orient Eggspress." "Ahh, zank yew fur zee compliment, I admired Colombo furry much." meows the Inspector as his wink silently rolls her eyes heavenward behind him. "Yes, eet eez true - zere waz a personal tragedy. My wink, Bridget, took my entire wardrobe to zee cleaners in my luffly classic Citroën on zee first day ov zee riots, became frightened and left it parked in a bad neighborhood ov Paree, and too zee taksi home. Eet was 'orrible. I had some ov zose clothes since zee Police Academy (Bridget rolls her eyes heavenward again). And zee Citroën - eet waz a leetle rough (eye roll yet again as Anaïs restrains a giggle), but eet had many more yeers ov life in her. Efurrythink waz burned to a crisp. 'Orrible. But my wife picked owt a new Citroën, and bought me zee noo wardrobe (Bridget pats him affectionately)..." All's well zat ends well, Jacques," meows Bridget as she kisses the top ov his head... He sees the Countess and waves her over as he deftly swallows a goatfish fillet. "Ah, enough ov zis talk; how are you kitties?" He spots Pitoonya and Sundance" "Ahh, wood yew care to joyne usses?" he meows to them. -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 2/10/2006 8:23:44 PM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
"Sundance" wrote in message t... "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Pitoonya comes up on deck from the single gurlz suite O0oo I yam sooo hungurree! I dun't kno weddur tu hav brekkyfazt ur waye furr luntsh... Maybee juz uh smawl ordur ov ham n eg, wiff uh latte, den tu get on da bus furr uh leesurlee luntsh at da Gowlden Kittee. Pitoonya AKA Sweetee [Sundance comes up on deck as well, yawning.] Pitoonya! Gudgud mornin to yurownself! I missed yoo wile I wuz sleepin. Pleez scooz me fur yawnin: Meowmie alwaze sez she likez to see my big mouf, but I kno yawnin iz sumtimez catsidered rood. Howz abowt makin dat a double order an I will share it wif yoo? Did yoo hav enuf blanKITZ to keep warm? Oh hiya, SunnyDance, gudgud tu seeya. Shur, I'yd be happy tu share. Wud you lyke it on wun playte ur twu? I wuz wurm enuff wiff da kwylt I had, thankz. Wuz yur kover enuff furr yu? Pitoonya AKA Smartee Sundance, trying to talk more grown-up-like |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
... Oh hiya, SunnyDance, gudgud tu seeya. Shur, I'yd be happy tu share. Wud you lyke it on wun playte ur twu? I wuz wurm enuff wiff da kwylt I had, thankz. Wuz yur kover enuff furr yu? Pitoonya AKA Smartee Yes, fangu, I wuz furry kumfurble. Da stateroomz iz furry kozee. Eedur way fur da fudz iz fine wif me, or we kud git it to go an eet on da bus. By da way, da Inspektor asked if we wud like to joyn him an sum uv da uther kitteez fur da big lunch later. I sed I wud chek wif yoo: wud yoo injoy dat? I bet he haz lotsa innerestin storiez to tell. Sundance |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
He sees the Countess and waves her over as he deftly swallows a
goatfish fillet. "Ah, enough ov zis talk; how are you kitties?" He spots Pitoonya and Sundance" "Ahh, wood yew care to joyne usses?" he meows to them. Bon jour, efurrykitty! What a lofely day zees eez! Ze sunshine, ze flowers, ze lofely chateau... [She pauses briefly to sample the Volnay, scallops, and lobster] Hmmmm, magnifique! I must find if I can haf some of zees wonderful wine shipped to mine valley. I shall return shortly. [With that she trots briskly towards the chateau, looking for Jean Ferté. Much meowing can be heard coming from the chateau, and moments later the Contess again heads back for the table.] Zere, eet ees settled. I vill haf seferal cases of zere finest wines shipped to mine castle. It will be there ready for our welcoming party! Monsieur Inspector, you are looking quite dashing today. Mme. Bridget, I believe I detect the touch of a feminine paw in ze Inspector's wardrobe. Mine complements! Zo, how does efurrykitty like zees wonderful wine? It is excellent, eez eet not? Countess Katzenplatzen |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
OEJ is drinking a LOT of wine today, itz wonnerful, HIC, OEJ
Countess Katzenplatzen wrote in message news He sees the Countess and waves her over as he deftly swallows a goatfish fillet. "Ah, enough ov zis talk; how are you kitties?" He spots Pitoonya and Sundance" "Ahh, wood yew care to joyne usses?" he meows to them. Bon jour, efurrykitty! What a lofely day zees eez! Ze sunshine, ze flowers, ze lofely chateau... [She pauses briefly to sample the Volnay, scallops, and lobster] Hmmmm, magnifique! I must find if I can haf some of zees wonderful wine shipped to mine valley. I shall return shortly. [With that she trots briskly towards the chateau, looking for Jean Ferté. Much meowing can be heard coming from the chateau, and moments later the Contess again heads back for the table.] Zere, eet ees settled. I vill haf seferal cases of zere finest wines shipped to mine castle. It will be there ready for our welcoming party! Monsieur Inspector, you are looking quite dashing today. Mme. Bridget, I believe I detect the touch of a feminine paw in ze Inspector's wardrobe. Mine complements! Zo, how does efurrykitty like zees wonderful wine? It is excellent, eez eet not? Countess Katzenplatzen |
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A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...
On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:19:53 -0600, Stormmee wrote:
OEJ is drinking a LOT of wine today, itz wonnerful, HIC, OEJ It iz indeed! STTom |
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