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The Girtha Report!
T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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This is just too sweet! Thanks very much for the laugh.
Please do forward our purrs, respect, and bestest birthday skritches to Great Girtha on this most auspicious occasion. She is most assuredly the Grande Dame of Sumo, and we are humbled to make her acquaitance. -Tiki, Freddie, and their lowly Catslave |
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Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette,
getting read to order another cake Adam same@same wrote in message ... T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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Con-cat-ulations, Allegra! May there be many more.
Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC & Lilith Kitten -- childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net "Adam" same@same wrote in message ... T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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HiHi Girtha,
Anna a happy purrday to yew! Dat's kwite an accomplishment to be 15, concatulationz! I'ze enjoyed reeding yourown REPORT, anna if yew iz luking fur a noo sumo kittee, I'z gonna ask my wink, Tiger ifn hisownwelf iz innerested. He's a big boycat. Anywayz, yew haff a happy purrday! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com Adam wrote: T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 18:38:15 -0500, "Adam" same@same wrote:
T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 Congatulations Allegra and Happy happy Purrday!!! Xena and Callisto |
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Happy Purrrrrrrrday Ms.Girtha! I herd bowt yew frum mye Unca Siggy (RB)
Yew ar kwyte famuss! Anti Gwen jus luff dat book, "The Silent Miaow) --we had to buy it again wen hur 'rijinal copy neffur got returned by hur teechur! (her French teacher, I fink) 'majin dat! Ennyway, I wuz gonna sugges dat yew ryte uh buk yurownseff, Allegra! We wud awl reed it! Samantha an Anti Bev "Adam" same@same wrote in message ... T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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Happy Birthday, Allegra! We hopes yu hadda happy day. Yu shares da
purrday ov ourz mommy's furst kitty, Streetcar (RB 1993). Spike & Stormy Adam wrote: T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member- ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details. ------------------------ Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday Honors List: At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer Memorial Field. Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue. ------------------------ Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss. The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz. ------------------------ On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT. Charles Foster Kane Press Agent Girtha Enterprises |
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T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 And furry many happy returns of the day! At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata (stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train younger kitties in the techniques of the sport. ohohohoh!!! There are sefural kitties here who would like to join Girtha-beya!!! Kyouju, Mina, and Lilith have all been training in the ancient sumo techniques for several years now and would be very honored if Girtha-oyakata would take them on as deshi (pupils). The hoomin insists on butting in and saying that she is a furry big fan of hoomin sumo, and would be willing to help stage a new Kitty Soomo Turnamint if there is interest. Kyouju (the Professor), Mina (the Queen), and Lilith (Godzilla-head) |
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"Adam" same@same wrote:
On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 18:38:15 -0500, you wrote: T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T ================================================== = Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition snippity Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years: pippy (bery furst memfur) Talisker Pippin (#2 fan) Mikko Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar, and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail Pooh and Tigger Associate member Scrratchem Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB), Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, and Lilith Kitten snip Shee *is* da girthiest, now an furreffur! Happy HAPPY purrday, Miz Allegra! Mietze, wiff Norville, Neko an Azad nodding their heads, and Ella, Buster Badseed and Molly Samin all wishing their mom would get off her duff and enroll *them* in the club as well -- Remove the first m to reply |
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