For the Joke Committee

My MIL sent this to me.


I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace........

It reads:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red
wine,
a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart
of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

Where o where is the BW on this one! That's very funny, thanks for
sharing...


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Victor Martinez wrote:

Where o where is the BW on this one! That's very funny, thanks for
sharing...

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rofl

Bev
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before the masterpiece.

ROFLMAO!!!

Angela and Gizmo

"Tanada" wrote in message
...
My MIL sent this to me.


I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace........

It reads:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red
wine,
a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart
of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

Tanada wrote:
My MIL sent this to me.


I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace........

It reads:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red
wine,
a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart
of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

(laughing!!!) My supervisor at work was wearing a pretty silver locket at
work last week... she had no idea it was a locket. I said, "sure, look, it
opens up" and I showed her how to do it. She said, "Damn! I could stick a
valium in there!" I laughed.

I had a meeting with my supervisor and manager on Friday and I happened to
be wearing a locket. I joked with her beforehand, "I've got my locket on,
room for a valium." She said (seriously) "You don't really have one in
there, do you?" Oh, fer cryin' out loud! No, just cyanide G

Jill

ROFLMAO.....I was explaining to one of our supervisors the other day what a
"poison ring" was.......she exclaimed that it was a good thing no one where
we work has one these days and times. She knows I am into certain antiques
(jewelry being one of them) and has been eyeing all the rings on my hands
ever since.....innocent me had left her with the remark, "keep an eye on
your coffee cup".


"jmcquown" wrote in message
.. .
: Tanada wrote:
: My MIL sent this to me.
:
:
: I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
:
: By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
: found inner peace........
:
: It reads:
: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
: started."
:
: I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
:
: So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red
: wine,
: a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart
: of beer.
:
: You have no idea how good I feel.
:
: You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.
:
: (laughing!!!) My supervisor at work was wearing a pretty silver locket at
: work last week... she had no idea it was a locket. I said, "sure, look,
it
: opens up" and I showed her how to do it. She said, "Damn! I could stick a
: valium in there!" I laughed.
:
: I had a meeting with my supervisor and manager on Friday and I happened to
: be wearing a locket. I joked with her beforehand, "I've got my locket on,
: room for a valium." She said (seriously) "You don't really have one in
: there, do you?" Oh, fer cryin' out loud! No, just cyanide G
:
: Jill
:
: