A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups » Cat community
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Aboard the yacht



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old December 15th 06, 04:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Aboard the yacht

OEJ anna STT wafe att beauty anna Cinder
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
...
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:07:07 -0500, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:20:53 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Tiger says... dearest wifekitty purleze pik uses a rum, anna Stormmee,
Trudi, OEJ anna i thinkz dat girlkitty Chester haz been datin wantsa

stay
togefur, kuld dey be klose tu uses as da girlz wantsa ajoinin rum wif

der
boykitty furndz anna stormmee iz juza little young ta be unchaperuned,

Tiger
deffurin to da xilint tazte of da wifekitty


Hokay den,

Lucy, why don you com wif me, and Tiger, we'll meet you upstairs for
shampane in a few minitz.

Lesee, I finks dat Tiger an myself wood like da staterum wif da
oriental theme, and Lucy, ifn you look across da hall, derez a few
large, adjoining staterums. Whey don you pick one out fur da
girlkitties, an anofur fur da boyfrens?

Oh - derez Beauty an Cinder! Hihi [hedbuttz} - do you gize wanta pik
owt a statreum?

Den we can awl go back togefur fur a snak an shampayne!


We'll take a small stateroom to the portside of the ship with extra
litter boxes in case we have company. Shampayne sounds gud and so do
snaks.

Beauty and Cinder



  #12  
Old December 15th 06, 07:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 102
Default Aboard the yacht

On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:19:27 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's nimble, little
paws typed:

We'll take a small stateroom to the portside of the ship with extra
litter boxes in case we have company. Shampayne sounds gud and so do
snaks.

Beauty and Cinder


[a crew-kitty gives Lucy her room key, while another crew kitty gives
Beauty and Cinder theirs, while another yet brings in extra litter
boxes]

Hokay den gurlz, letz go to da ballroom!

[they walk in to the ballroom, now buzzing with kitties, wait-kitties
circulating with trays of nip-champagne and glasses; others with
scallops or shrimp wrapped in bacon, oysters on the half-shell and
other hors d'oeuvres]

A big, yellow tomcat in a dark suit walks over with nip-champagne
glasses - Beauty, Cinder, haff yourownselves ever met my wink, Tiger?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/15/2006 2:45:17 PM
  #13  
Old December 15th 06, 07:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 14
Default Aboard the yacht

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 16:55:50 -0800, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
Silvercat wrote:

Now let's go up top again. [Cleo again leads them to a stairwell. They
climb a very long ways, and emerge on the deck where they began their
tour.] And aft us the bridge, hanging over the stern of the ship, is the
aviation deck. As you can see the helicopter is away at the moment,
picking up more guests.

Now, who would like to pick out staterooms, and who would like some snacks?

Cleo


[As she finishes her sentence, the helicopter decends to the deck,
and three kitties - two Chartreaux and an elderly Himalayan - walk out
and over to cleo]

"Ahhh, Mme. Cleopatra [paw kiss] ça va? You remember my wink,
Bridget, non? And of cawze, zee Cowntess Katzenplatzen? Sank yew fur
infiting usses on yur luffly yachy! Zis eez a pleasure, indeed!

[The Himmie hugs Cleo] "My deer zees *eez* a pleasure, especially to
rest zeese owld bones in zee Caribbean sun! Eet eez always a pleazure
to see yourownself again!"

"Come, let us haff zee staff bring owr luggage to owr staterums while
we go to zee ballrum and mingle wif da offur kitties!"
--
à bientôt,

Jacques
12/15/2006 2:54:17 PM
  #14  
Old December 16th 06, 01:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,746
Default Aboard the yacht (oh gurlz...)

Heow menny of us styll-batchlur-gurl kitteez wud lyke tu shayer uh
stateruum?
--
Pitô.ônya


  #15  
Old December 16th 06, 01:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
[email protected]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 48
Default Aboard the yacht (oh gurlz...)

Ide luff tu, Pitô.ônya! Fangu!

Lucy


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Heow menny of us styll-batchlur-gurl kitteez wud lyke tu shayer uh
stateruum?
--
Pitô.ônya


  #16  
Old December 16th 06, 02:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Aboard the yacht

Tiger hands each of dem a glazz anna kisses da ofur paw, I iz gladta meet
yourownsefz, anna i iz glad you iz able to be here, Tiger, handin his
wifekitty her glazz
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:19:27 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's nimble, little
paws typed:

We'll take a small stateroom to the portside of the ship with extra
litter boxes in case we have company. Shampayne sounds gud and so do
snaks.

Beauty and Cinder


[a crew-kitty gives Lucy her room key, while another crew kitty gives
Beauty and Cinder theirs, while another yet brings in extra litter
boxes]

Hokay den gurlz, letz go to da ballroom!

[they walk in to the ballroom, now buzzing with kitties, wait-kitties
circulating with trays of nip-champagne and glasses; others with
scallops or shrimp wrapped in bacon, oysters on the half-shell and
other hors d'oeuvres]

A big, yellow tomcat in a dark suit walks over with nip-champagne
glasses - Beauty, Cinder, haff yourownselves ever met my wink, Tiger?
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/15/2006 2:45:17 PM



  #17  
Old December 16th 06, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,125
Default Aboard the yacht

We're so happy to be here. The litterboxes are plentiful and cleaned
evey hour! The nip champagne is great. Supper? I think the ship leaves
soon. The original post said the voyage starts on the weekend. Let's
have a leaving New York party.
Beauty and Cinder


On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:20:40 -0600, "Stormmee"
wrote:

OEJ anna STT wafe att beauty anna Cinder
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:07:07 -0500, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:20:53 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Tiger says... dearest wifekitty purleze pik uses a rum, anna Stormmee,
Trudi, OEJ anna i thinkz dat girlkitty Chester haz been datin wantsa

stay
togefur, kuld dey be klose tu uses as da girlz wantsa ajoinin rum wif

der
boykitty furndz anna stormmee iz juza little young ta be unchaperuned,

Tiger
deffurin to da xilint tazte of da wifekitty

Hokay den,

Lucy, why don you com wif me, and Tiger, we'll meet you upstairs for
shampane in a few minitz.

Lesee, I finks dat Tiger an myself wood like da staterum wif da
oriental theme, and Lucy, ifn you look across da hall, derez a few
large, adjoining staterums. Whey don you pick one out fur da
girlkitties, an anofur fur da boyfrens?

Oh - derez Beauty an Cinder! Hihi [hedbuttz} - do you gize wanta pik
owt a statreum?

Den we can awl go back togefur fur a snak an shampayne!


We'll take a small stateroom to the portside of the ship with extra
litter boxes in case we have company. Shampayne sounds gud and so do
snaks.

Beauty and Cinder



  #18  
Old December 16th 06, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Aboard the yacht (oh gurlz...)

you iz welkum ta share wif uses, Some of uses haz datez butted we iz stil
single, Trudi, sure she can speak for OEJ, Stormmee anna Lucy,
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Heow menny of us styll-batchlur-gurl kitteez wud lyke tu shayer uh
stateruum?
--
Pitô.ônya




  #19  
Old December 16th 06, 02:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Aboard the yacht (oh gurlz...)

isunt you sharein wif uses lucy? Trudi, hopin bof girls iz sharin wif dem
wrote in message
ups.com...
Ide luff tu, Pitô.ônya! Fangu!

Lucy


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
Heow menny of us styll-batchlur-gurl kitteez wud lyke tu shayer uh
stateruum?
--
Pitô.ônya




  #20  
Old December 16th 06, 02:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 12,281
Default Aboard the yacht

I thinkz diz iz why we iz all goin inna ballrum, OEJ, headin ofur fur a
glazz
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
...
We're so happy to be here. The litterboxes are plentiful and cleaned
evey hour! The nip champagne is great. Supper? I think the ship leaves
soon. The original post said the voyage starts on the weekend. Let's
have a leaving New York party.
Beauty and Cinder


On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:20:40 -0600, "Stormmee"
wrote:

OEJ anna STT wafe att beauty anna Cinder
John Ross Mc Master wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:07:07 -0500, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:20:53 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Tiger says... dearest wifekitty purleze pik uses a rum, anna

Stormmee,
Trudi, OEJ anna i thinkz dat girlkitty Chester haz been datin wantsa

stay
togefur, kuld dey be klose tu uses as da girlz wantsa ajoinin rum

wif
der
boykitty furndz anna stormmee iz juza little young ta be

unchaperuned,
Tiger
deffurin to da xilint tazte of da wifekitty

Hokay den,

Lucy, why don you com wif me, and Tiger, we'll meet you upstairs for
shampane in a few minitz.

Lesee, I finks dat Tiger an myself wood like da staterum wif da
oriental theme, and Lucy, ifn you look across da hall, derez a few
large, adjoining staterums. Whey don you pick one out fur da
girlkitties, an anofur fur da boyfrens?

Oh - derez Beauty an Cinder! Hihi [hedbuttz} - do you gize wanta pik
owt a statreum?

Den we can awl go back togefur fur a snak an shampayne!

We'll take a small stateroom to the portside of the ship with extra
litter boxes in case we have company. Shampayne sounds gud and so do
snaks.

Beauty and Cinder





 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Cats aboard report 10/16/05 Annie Wxill Cat anecdotes 29 October 19th 05 06:48 PM
Cats aboard (long) and possible foster home Annie Wxill Cat anecdotes 11 October 10th 05 06:14 PM
Getting Under Way Aboard The Mouser O J Cat anecdotes 0 May 15th 05 06:53 AM
Awl Aboard! Orient Eggspress Mlle. Anaïs Cat community 174 December 19th 04 08:10 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:24 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.