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Old September 1st 05, 04:05 PM
Charlie Wilkes
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Default Purrs for a speedy wart removal pleeze.

I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so...
I could sure use some purrs.

Charlie
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Old September 1st 05, 04:21 PM
Mark Edwards
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No cluons were harmed when Charlie Wilkes
wrote:
I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even
so...
I could sure use some purrs.


That's not a wart - it's a brain tumor. Have you tried Drano?

Or it *might* be your penis, in which case, just scrape it off with a
sharp knife. Damn thing'll cause you no end of trouble, otherwise
(evil grin).

Sorry, Charlie, I just couldn't resist...


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Old September 1st 05, 05:40 PM
J. Warrick
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Mark Edwards wrote:

No cluons were harmed when Charlie Wilkes
wrote:
I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even
so...
I could sure use some purrs.


That's not a wart - it's a brain tumor. Have you tried Drano?

Or it *might* be your penis, in which case, just scrape it off with a
sharp knife. Damn thing'll cause you no end of trouble, otherwise
(evil grin).

Sorry, Charlie, I just couldn't resist...


You should be sorry ! that was not very nice. Warts can be
very painful.

Purrz for Charlie Wilkes' successful wart removal.


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Old September 1st 05, 07:15 PM
mlbriggs
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On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:05:03 +0000, Charlie Wilkes wrote:

I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so... I
could sure use some purrs.

Charlie



See a dermatologist.
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Old September 2nd 05, 09:21 PM
Christina Websell
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"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:05:03 +0000, Charlie Wilkes wrote:

I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so... I
could sure use some purrs.

Charlie



See a dermatologist.


One who will chop off the offending part with no anaesthetic, preferably, so
you can see what it feels like.

Tweed



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Old September 3rd 05, 02:49 AM
Charlie Wilkes
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On Fri, 2 Sep 2005 21:21:56 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:


"mlbriggs" wrote in message
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On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:05:03 +0000, Charlie Wilkes wrote:

I got some Compound W and it seems to be doing the job, but even so... I
could sure use some purrs.

Charlie



See a dermatologist.


One who will chop off the offending part with no anaesthetic, preferably, so
you can see what it feels like.

Tweed



Oh, look, Chrissie is trolling me. Cute.

If I cut off my ear with no anesthetic and mail it to you, will you
love me Chrissie?

I'll pack it in dry ice so it stays nice and fresh. You can nibble on
it while you whisper sweet nothings.

Charlie
 




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