Iron Chef Catmerica, part 1

Welkum, efurrykitty. Weze heer tonite at da gran openin of da Fluffykitz
new warehouse to hold da Iron Chef Catmerica competishin. Ize yur host,
Sundance.

Tonite's event luks to be furry eggcitin. Wif all da greedients frum heer
at da warehouse at dere dispozal, our contestints will hav efurryting they
needz to kreeate amazin dishiz.

Letz go over da rules of tonite's event. All da dishiz da judgiz will taste
must be prepared kompleetly frum scratch, heer, in da Fluffykitz kichenz,
during da competishin. Da contestints kan uze any greedients dey want,
whethur day find dem heer in da warehouse or bring dem in wit dem. An, of
corse, eech dish must kontain da theem greedient, which will be anountsed
later on.

Ize furry happee to say dat owr panel of judgiz inkloodz a furry speshul
kitty: itz Tiger, soon to be winked to da luvly Mlle. Anaïs.

An now let me introdoos tonite's contestints. First we haz da renownded
chef Mario Catali. Mario speshuliziz in Italyun cookin. Welkum, Mario.

[The assembled kitties applaud politely.]

Owr sekund contestint iz... wait, dis kant be rite...

[Sundance consults with the Iron Chef crew. There is hushed meowing back
and forth for a minute, then Sundance returns to the microphone.]

Well, apparintly owr sekund contestint iz myown sisfur, Rebecca! I didn't
evin know she cud cook much -- she mosely duz aministrativ fings fur
Fluffykitz. Well, letz welkum hur an wish hur gud luk.

[The assembled kitties applaud and cheer for their friend. Sundance walks
over to a table covered with a large cloth.]

Now on to owr nextest order uf bizness, reveelin da theem greedient. I gabe
lotz uf thoughts to dis, tryin to chooze a greedient dat wud bof challinj
our contestints an pleez da judgiz. We now reveels DA THEEM GREEDIENT!
Tonite's theem greedient is...

[Sundance snatches the cloth off the table. When the mist clears, the
kitties see...]

SHELLFISHIEZ! We haz all shapez an siziz, frum teeny-tiny liddle shrimpiez,
up to bigbig lobsterz. Owr contestints will hav lotz uf choicez ub whut to
fix an how to prepare it.

An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

[to be continued]

Tiger taking his responsibilities very seriously walks over to the table and
examines each and every kind of shellfishie, sniffing each and even tasting
a couple, looking around he says to no one in particular, Diz iz gonna be
funfun, Tiger
Sundance wrote in message
...
Welkum, efurrykitty. Weze heer tonite at da gran openin of da Fluffykitz
new warehouse to hold da Iron Chef Catmerica competishin. Ize yur host,
Sundance.

Tonite's event luks to be furry eggcitin. Wif all da greedients frum heer
at da warehouse at dere dispozal, our contestints will hav efurryting they
needz to kreeate amazin dishiz.

Letz go over da rules of tonite's event. All da dishiz da judgiz will
taste
must be prepared kompleetly frum scratch, heer, in da Fluffykitz kichenz,
during da competishin. Da contestints kan uze any greedients dey want,
whethur day find dem heer in da warehouse or bring dem in wit dem. An, of
corse, eech dish must kontain da theem greedient, which will be anountsed
later on.

Ize furry happee to say dat owr panel of judgiz inkloodz a furry speshul
kitty: itz Tiger, soon to be winked to da luvly Mlle. Anaïs.

An now let me introdoos tonite's contestints. First we haz da renownded
chef Mario Catali. Mario speshuliziz in Italyun cookin. Welkum, Mario.

[The assembled kitties applaud politely.]

Owr sekund contestint iz... wait, dis kant be rite...

[Sundance consults with the Iron Chef crew. There is hushed meowing back
and forth for a minute, then Sundance returns to the microphone.]

Well, apparintly owr sekund contestint iz myown sisfur, Rebecca! I didn't
evin know she cud cook much -- she mosely duz aministrativ fings fur
Fluffykitz. Well, letz welkum hur an wish hur gud luk.

[The assembled kitties applaud and cheer for their friend. Sundance walks
over to a table covered with a large cloth.]

Now on to owr nextest order uf bizness, reveelin da theem greedient. I
gabe
lotz uf thoughts to dis, tryin to chooze a greedient dat wud bof challinj
our contestints an pleez da judgiz. We now reveels DA THEEM GREEDIENT!
Tonite's theem greedient is...

[Sundance snatches the cloth off the table. When the mist clears, the
kitties see...]

SHELLFISHIEZ! We haz all shapez an siziz, frum teeny-tiny liddle
shrimpiez,
up to bigbig lobsterz. Owr contestints will hav lotz uf choicez ub whut
to
fix an how to prepare it.

An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

[to be continued]

On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:

An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!


Ummmmm, my Sundance, dis iz going to be kwite a competition. I finks
I'zl sitz heer in da audience. I wunner whut style Rebecca cuks in?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/19/2005 11:06:09 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

*tiger cleans his face, drinks some water to clear his pallet and curls up
on his judges cushion to nap until the first dish is ready*

I hasta be rested to be fair ta da contestantz, Tiger
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:

An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!


Ummmmm, my Sundance, dis iz going to be kwite a competition. I finks
I'zl sitz heer in da audience. I wunner whut style Rebecca cuks in?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/19/2005 11:06:09 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Tiger walks slowly up to the table where a bootiful girlcat stands with a
bootiful dish, he carefully sniffs aromas coming from the dish, He then
takes a careful lick at one edge to check the temperature, Diz iz gud, culld
you purleze discribe da greidentz anna yourown meothod of purrpuratun?
Tiger, the thourough
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Hihi, Pitoonya! Iz yoo kumpeetin in Iron Chef Catmerica, or juss givin deze
gize sumfing to eet while dey iz waitin? If yoo wantz to kumpeet, dat wud
make hisstery -- dere haz nebber bin more dan two chefz at a time! Let me
know so I kan annowns yurownself az a late entrant if yoo want, but yoo
better hurry -- da kompetishun iz almoss over.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

I wuzint shurr, styll aint shurr....
Iffin itz awl uhbowt seea fuud an krustashunz, den I yam not in da
kompetishun.

And I hab e-nuff furr awl ov da konteztentz, an juggez, an obzervurz, so wy
dunt I juzt
serb mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' az deezert refreshmintz?

An negzt yeer, I'zl mayke "Baked Ahcrabka", an "Baked Ahshrimpka" an Baked
"Ahclambka"
an effin "Baked Ahlobka". Daddel reelee be kompertishun, huh?

"Sundance" wrote in message
news
Hihi, Pitoonya! Iz yoo kumpeetin in Iron Chef Catmerica, or juss givin
deze
gize sumfing to eet while dey iz waitin? If yoo wantz to kumpeet, dat wud
make hisstery -- dere haz nebber bin more dan two chefz at a time! Let me
know so I kan annowns yurownself az a late entrant if yoo want, but yoo
better hurry -- da kompetishun iz almoss over.

Sundance

"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Ho Kay...Hooz reddee tu tayzt mine 'Baked Ahmouseka' ?

Pitoonya

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
anna I iz waitin ta taste, I meanz judge it, Tiger, who just woke from
his
nap
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 19 May 2005 06:25:34 GMT, Sundance wrote:


An now, in da tradishun uf Iron Chef Catmerica, I says to da
contestants:
ALLEY KWIZEEN!

Sundance,

We'ze sittink heer an waitink fur da nekst installment. Whoze cukin
whut?
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/23/2005 2:46:59 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com