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  #11  
Old June 6th 07, 07:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

Cory wrote:
On Jun 4, 10:04 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Thank yourownself for the welkom.


Furstist anna furmostist, Hihihihihi tu yurownfurryself, OT Mahoney!

Scooter D*G cleaned myown faze, not too sure I liked dat.


Didja bop 'im an' gif Scooter D*G a nozybleed wif yurown klawz?? D*gz
need tu bee tawt dere pwayze inna howsehold chayn-uf-kummand, yu
noze... eggspayshully iffin dey iz gunna twy an' groomz ussez (UB ~
Yuck!)

Da gamby hadta gift me two baths under da water monsterz before her
was saitsfied.


Yooz DID hiss, howl, an' growl, RITE (Shuldda spit, tuu, fur eggstra
gudgudgud meshur!)??? Ussez kitteez kleen OWRZOWNFURRYSELFZ,
FANGUFURRYMUCH!!!

Kloolezz hooman... I hazza haf-uh-mynd tu reepurrt yur hooman tu da
CPD!!!

I don't thinkz i likez da brush thing too much.


Now, da brushin' deel.. wayl, dat'z nyce wunz yu gitz yoosed tu it. I
kinda likez it now, buttid I'z a DSH, so I'z doan need tu be brusht
tuutuu much.

--- Onyx


Lurking Antee LOL ;-)


  #12  
Old June 7th 07, 01:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

Diz iza gud thing kuz not onliezt duz you getsa orang kittee, da bezt kind,
butted Texas kitten getz a playmate, Tiger, very pleased, looking at soft
being smug
Granby wrote in message
...
Hello katz and kittenz. My namz iz O. T. Mahoney. Da O. T. stanz for

Orange
Thing. Iz 10 weekz old and a boy kitty.

Piglet was mean whenz i firsted camz to da houze. Herownself wouldnt talk
to myownself. Went to da evil Ted and he stole blood, stabbed me in

myhown
neck and gaved gramby lotz of stuff to give myownself.

(Gramby note) O. T. walked in and Schhter D*G claimed him right away.
Piglet ignored him the first day but bathed him today. He got near her

food
and she bopped him on the head. He weight 2 and a half pounds, is orange
striped and a playful thing.

We still hope to get da Texas kitty.
Soft is laughing at me, Stormmee you get even for me. A year ago I didn't
much like cats and now may end up with three. I just love O.T. he is
totally different from Piglet. He has big green eyes.




  #13  
Old June 7th 07, 10:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

Iz needs another kitty. Piglet dozent knowz howta play. Herownself it
tryin. Last night I used her ledder box and her boxed me clear out on da
floor. Dis mornin' her letted me uze it and didn't bop myownself. Her
always bops me. I was just by her yesterday and she bopped mine head realli
hard, den Scooter bopped her and I waz happi. I needz da Texas Kitty for
myown fren to play wiff. O. T. wishing Piglet wouldn't hit her on the head
so much.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Diz iza gud thing kuz not onliezt duz you getsa orang kittee, da bezt
kind,
butted Texas kitten getz a playmate, Tiger, very pleased, looking at soft
being smug
Granby wrote in message
...
Hello katz and kittenz. My namz iz O. T. Mahoney. Da O. T. stanz for

Orange
Thing. Iz 10 weekz old and a boy kitty.

Piglet was mean whenz i firsted camz to da houze. Herownself wouldnt
talk
to myownself. Went to da evil Ted and he stole blood, stabbed me in

myhown
neck and gaved gramby lotz of stuff to give myownself.

(Gramby note) O. T. walked in and Schhter D*G claimed him right away.
Piglet ignored him the first day but bathed him today. He got near her

food
and she bopped him on the head. He weight 2 and a half pounds, is orange
striped and a playful thing.

We still hope to get da Texas kitty.
Soft is laughing at me, Stormmee you get even for me. A year ago I
didn't
much like cats and now may end up with three. I just love O.T. he is
totally different from Piglet. He has big green eyes.






  #14  
Old June 7th 07, 10:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:44:29 -0500, Granby wrote:

Iz needs another kitty. Piglet dozent knowz howta play. Herownself it
tryin. Last night I used her ledder box and her boxed me clear out on da
floor. Dis mornin' her letted me uze it and didn't bop myownself. Her
always bops me. I was just by her yesterday and she bopped mine head realli
hard, den Scooter bopped her and I waz happi. I needz da Texas Kitty for
myown fren to play wiff. O. T. wishing Piglet wouldn't hit her on the head
so much.


If I 'members correctly, da Tekzas Kitty's transportation is being worked
on, izn't it?

But meanwhile, wif just a liddle time Piglet will prolly stop bopping you.
When I was liddle, lots of da kitties in mineown howse bopped me all da
time. But dey learned purty soon dat I was a good playmate. And not long
after dat, I grew bigger dan most of dem! Only Amelia and Sammy is bigger
den me now.

Ranger
  #15  
Old June 8th 07, 03:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

Hay OT!! I need somone to play wif, tuu!! Ime alone wif my momm and she
duzzint play furry much. I doant like being alone an I reely reely like to
play and jump. Send sumwon to get me!!

Da Texas Kitty


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Iz needs another kitty. Piglet dozent knowz howta play. Herownself it
tryin. Last night I used her ledder box and her boxed me clear out on da
floor. Dis mornin' her letted me uze it and didn't bop myownself. Her
always bops me. I was just by her yesterday and she bopped mine head
realli hard, den Scooter bopped her and I waz happi. I needz da Texas
Kitty for myown fren to play wiff. O. T. wishing Piglet wouldn't hit her
on the head so much.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Diz iza gud thing kuz not onliezt duz you getsa orang kittee, da bezt
kind,
butted Texas kitten getz a playmate, Tiger, very pleased, looking at soft
being smug


  #16  
Old June 8th 07, 03:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

Dis purrson is not maken much progress wif my transportation. Sheez been
sick. She has got to get workeng on it NOW.

Da Texas Kitty, ready to hit thuh road



If I 'members correctly, da Tekzas Kitty's transportation is being worked
on, izn't it?

But meanwhile, wif just a liddle time Piglet will prolly stop bopping you.
When I was liddle, lots of da kitties in mineown howse bopped me all da
time. But dey learned purty soon dat I was a good playmate. And not long
after dat, I grew bigger dan most of dem! Only Amelia and Sammy is bigger
den me now.

Ranger


  #17  
Old June 8th 07, 04:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

Youz be patient with your seketary, shez doin her bestis. Des things takez
time sinze youownself is so far away. Piglet putting another food bowel
down for da Texas Kitty. She is really thinking, "Get your butt on da road,
dis kitten is cuttin into my sleepin time."
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
nk.net...
Dis purrson is not maken much progress wif my transportation. Sheez been
sick. She has got to get workeng on it NOW.

Da Texas Kitty, ready to hit thuh road



If I 'members correctly, da Tekzas Kitty's transportation is being worked
on, izn't it?

But meanwhile, wif just a liddle time Piglet will prolly stop bopping
you.
When I was liddle, lots of da kitties in mineown howse bopped me all da
time. But dey learned purty soon dat I was a good playmate. And not long
after dat, I grew bigger dan most of dem! Only Amelia and Sammy is bigger
den me now.

Ranger




  #18  
Old June 8th 07, 08:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

listen you little upstart, boppin yourownsef onna head iz how uz mature
kitteez teaches yourownsef mannerz... Trudi, offended by any little
kitten... oh comon Trudi... Kittenz iz funfunfun... Chester... Iz der anofur
kitten here... TV..zzzz
Granby wrote in message
...
Iz needs another kitty. Piglet dozent knowz howta play. Herownself it
tryin. Last night I used her ledder box and her boxed me clear out on da
floor. Dis mornin' her letted me uze it and didn't bop myownself. Her
always bops me. I was just by her yesterday and she bopped mine head

realli
hard, den Scooter bopped her and I waz happi. I needz da Texas Kitty for
myown fren to play wiff. O. T. wishing Piglet wouldn't hit her on the

head
so much.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Diz iza gud thing kuz not onliezt duz you getsa orang kittee, da bezt
kind,
butted Texas kitten getz a playmate, Tiger, very pleased, looking at

soft
being smug
Granby wrote in message
...
Hello katz and kittenz. My namz iz O. T. Mahoney. Da O. T. stanz for

Orange
Thing. Iz 10 weekz old and a boy kitty.

Piglet was mean whenz i firsted camz to da houze. Herownself wouldnt
talk
to myownself. Went to da evil Ted and he stole blood, stabbed me in

myhown
neck and gaved gramby lotz of stuff to give myownself.

(Gramby note) O. T. walked in and Schhter D*G claimed him right away.
Piglet ignored him the first day but bathed him today. He got near her

food
and she bopped him on the head. He weight 2 and a half pounds, is

orange
striped and a playful thing.

We still hope to get da Texas kitty.
Soft is laughing at me, Stormmee you get even for me. A year ago I
didn't
much like cats and now may end up with three. I just love O.T. he is
totally different from Piglet. He has big green eyes.








  #19  
Old June 15th 07, 04:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Ize gotz here afterallz

I kant wate!!

Whisper DTK


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Diz iza gud thing kuz not onliezt duz you getsa orang kittee, da bezt
kind,
butted Texas kitten getz a playmate, Tiger, very pleased, looking at soft
being smug
Granby wrote in message
...
Hello katz and kittenz. My namz iz O. T. Mahoney. Da O. T. stanz for

Orange
Thing. Iz 10 weekz old and a boy kitty.

Piglet was mean whenz i firsted camz to da houze. Herownself wouldnt
talk
to myownself. Went to da evil Ted and he stole blood, stabbed me in

myhown
neck and gaved gramby lotz of stuff to give myownself.

(Gramby note) O. T. walked in and Schhter D*G claimed him right away.
Piglet ignored him the first day but bathed him today. He got near her

food
and she bopped him on the head. He weight 2 and a half pounds, is orange
striped and a playful thing.

We still hope to get da Texas kitty.
Soft is laughing at me, Stormmee you get even for me. A year ago I
didn't
much like cats and now may end up with three. I just love O.T. he is
totally different from Piglet. He has big green eyes.





  #20  
Old June 15th 07, 04:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Posts: 427
Default Ize gotz here afterallz

I doant know how to play eether. Yuze gonna haf to teech us all, OT.


Whisper DTK


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Iz needs another kitty. Piglet dozent knowz howta play. Herownself it
tryin. Last night I used her ledder box and her boxed me clear out on da
floor. Dis mornin' her letted me uze it and didn't bop myownself. Her
always bops me. I was just by her yesterday and she bopped mine head
realli hard, den Scooter bopped her and I waz happi. I needz da Texas
Kitty for myown fren to play wiff. O. T. wishing Piglet wouldn't hit her
on the head so much.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Diz iza gud thing kuz not onliezt duz you getsa orang kittee, da bezt
kind,
butted Texas kitten getz a playmate, Tiger, very pleased, looking at soft
being smug
Granby wrote in message
...
Hello katz and kittenz. My namz iz O. T. Mahoney. Da O. T. stanz for

Orange
Thing. Iz 10 weekz old and a boy kitty.

Piglet was mean whenz i firsted camz to da houze. Herownself wouldnt
talk
to myownself. Went to da evil Ted and he stole blood, stabbed me in

myhown
neck and gaved gramby lotz of stuff to give myownself.

(Gramby note) O. T. walked in and Schhter D*G claimed him right away.
Piglet ignored him the first day but bathed him today. He got near her

food
and she bopped him on the head. He weight 2 and a half pounds, is
orange
striped and a playful thing.

We still hope to get da Texas kitty.
Soft is laughing at me, Stormmee you get even for me. A year ago I
didn't
much like cats and now may end up with three. I just love O.T. he is
totally different from Piglet. He has big green eyes.







 




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