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Old March 19th 09, 12:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.

I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.

--
Maggy May
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Old March 19th 09, 03:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.

I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.

--
Maggy May


HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow hurd et iz bad fur me n gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. Meowmie innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat run up and gib dere Anti Maggy May huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey


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Old March 19th 09, 01:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham

On Mar 18, 11:52*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
...

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.


I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.


--
Maggy May


HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow *hurd et iz bad fur me n gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. *Meowmie innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee *mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently *inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat *run up and gib dere *Anti Maggy May *huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey


Deeer Mosey,

Ham iz genrully gnot reel gud four nobuddy, Iyam afrade. BUTTED yoor
meowmie cudn haff gnown dat it wud caus you doze problums wiff, well
doz problums. A WIDDLE bitted ub ham wunce in a GRATE wile mite be ok
four MOS' kittees, sew shee shunt feel bad four giffen yoo a treet.
Herown GNEES mite indeed be betterer off wifout all dat sawlt. Yoo
shud fink ub anUVER treet. Maybee she got sum life grasshoppers?

Hugs the bittees, gnose-poinks the grown cats

--
Maggy May
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Old March 19th 09, 01:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham

soft duzint gif uses ham veri muc butted onze inna while her gifez uses
catnadian bakun, itz sorta like ham, anna iz sum salti but duzint haf az muc
fat anna da slices iz little bitty so der izunt a lot, da purblim iz hafinta
lizten ta soft grumble while we eatzit, her iza fudz skruge, for usees anna
demselvez, her iz veri stingi wif exta fudanna snakez, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 11:52 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
...

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.


I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.


--
Maggy May


HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow hurd et iz bad fur me n
gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. Meowmie
innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew
firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat run up and gib dere Anti Maggy May huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey


Deeer Mosey,

Ham iz genrully gnot reel gud four nobuddy, Iyam afrade. BUTTED yoor
meowmie cudn haff gnown dat it wud caus you doze problums wiff, well
doz problums. A WIDDLE bitted ub ham wunce in a GRATE wile mite be ok
four MOS' kittees, sew shee shunt feel bad four giffen yoo a treet.
Herown GNEES mite indeed be betterer off wifout all dat sawlt. Yoo
shud fink ub anUVER treet. Maybee she got sum life grasshoppers?

Hugs the bittees, gnose-poinks the grown cats

--
Maggy May


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Old March 20th 09, 01:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.


I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.


--
Maggy May


HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow hurd et iz bad fur me n
gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. Meowmie
innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew
firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat run up and gib dere Anti Maggy May huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey


Deeer Mosey,

Ham iz genrully gnot reel gud four nobuddy, Iyam afrade. BUTTED yoor
meowmie cudn haff gnown dat it wud caus you doze problums wiff, well
doz problums. A WIDDLE bitted ub ham wunce in a GRATE wile mite be ok
four MOS' kittees, sew shee shunt feel bad four giffen yoo a treet.
Herown GNEES mite indeed be betterer off wifout all dat sawlt. Yoo
shud fink ub anUVER treet. Maybee she got sum life grasshoppers?

Hugs the bittees, gnose-poinks the grown cats

--
Maggy May

Deer Maggy May
Yoo iz such a gud frend..nope, not gonna hab no more ham.
Yooz mite be rite bowt da salt..hurself thot uff dat alreddy.
Wee dunt wanna git sik. Um, sinse ize a indoor kitty, wazza life
grasshopper?
I wooked owt da skreen door n dint se inny uff dem.
Fangu fur karing bowt usses n da hugs for Mimzy n nozepoinks
We wuffs yoo
Mosey
Mimzy n Bob Qat luffs dere Anti Maggy May


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Old March 20th 09, 03:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Hhi Trudi
wull, aftur dat skare, I dunt want no moar ham at awl. I nebber eeted mutch
but et wuz da wast foo tymes et gabe mine tummy trubblez n et ulso gabe
meowmie trubblez sew wee mayed a pact not tew ett no moar ham or fings dat r
hie in sawlt, innit. Hurself iz gettin older dan dirt (hur purrday iz in
middle uff next munth) n hur sumtimez gits panic attax cux hur hurtz sew bad
her feals wike her is dyin. Datz wen I snuggle up tew hurself n purr hur
feers away. Herself has had da catnadian bakun
befur but et iz sew xpensive sew hur will furgit et. No big deel.
Fangu fur consern, mine gudgud frend. I feal alotz bedder gnow
Mimzy n Bob Qat say hihi tew yoo.
frend nosepoink
Mosey


soft duzint gif uses ham veri muc butted onze inna while her gifez uses
catnadian bakun, itz sorta like ham, anna iz sum salti but duzint haf az
muc fat anna da slices iz little bitty so der izunt a lot, da purblim iz
hafinta lizten ta soft grumble while we eatzit, her iza fudz skruge, for
usees anna demselvez, her iz veri stingi wif exta fudanna snakez, Trudi


...

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.


I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.


--
Maggy May


HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow hurd et iz bad fur me n
gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. Meowmie
innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew
firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat run up and gib dere Anti Maggy May huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey


Deeer Mosey,

Ham iz genrully gnot reel gud four nobuddy, Iyam afrade. BUTTED yoor
meowmie cudn haff gnown dat it wud caus you doze problums wiff, well
doz problums. A WIDDLE bitted ub ham wunce in a GRATE wile mite be ok
four MOS' kittees, sew shee shunt feel bad four giffen yoo a treet.
Herown GNEES mite indeed be betterer off wifout all dat sawlt. Yoo
shud fink ub anUVER treet. Maybee she got sum life grasshoppers?

Hugs the bittees, gnose-poinks the grown cats

--
Maggy May



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Old March 20th 09, 02:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham

it sure iz sepensif, her duzint getit veri offin, when her duz getit itz
furm Sam's klub so der iz two pakagez anna her putz one inna bigbig freezer
box anna like i sayed hersef iz stingi wiffit, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Hhi Trudi
wull, aftur dat skare, I dunt want no moar ham at awl. I nebber eeted
mutch but et wuz da wast foo tymes et gabe mine tummy trubblez n et ulso
gabe meowmie trubblez sew wee mayed a pact not tew ett no moar ham or
fings dat r hie in sawlt, innit. Hurself iz gettin older dan dirt (hur
purrday iz in middle uff next munth) n hur sumtimez gits panic attax cux
hur hurtz sew bad her feals wike her is dyin. Datz wen I snuggle up tew
hurself n purr hur feers away. Herself has had da catnadian bakun
befur but et iz sew xpensive sew hur will furgit et. No big deel.
Fangu fur consern, mine gudgud frend. I feal alotz bedder gnow
Mimzy n Bob Qat say hihi tew yoo.
frend nosepoink
Mosey


soft duzint gif uses ham veri muc butted onze inna while her gifez uses
catnadian bakun, itz sorta like ham, anna iz sum salti but duzint haf az
muc fat anna da slices iz little bitty so der izunt a lot, da purblim iz
hafinta lizten ta soft grumble while we eatzit, her iza fudz skruge, for
usees anna demselvez, her iz veri stingi wif exta fudanna snakez, Trudi


...

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.

I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.

--
Maggy May

HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow hurd et iz bad fur me n
gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy
Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. Meowmie
innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew
firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da
nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat run up and gib dere Anti Maggy May huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey


Deeer Mosey,

Ham iz genrully gnot reel gud four nobuddy, Iyam afrade. BUTTED yoor
meowmie cudn haff gnown dat it wud caus you doze problums wiff, well
doz problums. A WIDDLE bitted ub ham wunce in a GRATE wile mite be ok
four MOS' kittees, sew shee shunt feel bad four giffen yoo a treet.
Herown GNEES mite indeed be betterer off wifout all dat sawlt. Yoo
shud fink ub anUVER treet. Maybee she got sum life grasshoppers?

Hugs the bittees, gnose-poinks the grown cats

--
Maggy May





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Old March 21st 09, 04:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Mosey, due GNOT eet no ham

We kant ufford nufin sepensif wike dat, sew I fink I will chooze yogurt az
my treet. I wuv da peech n wild cherry n banila kind..Yoplait haznt got az
mutch sawlt innit n iz gud fur mine n meowmies tummies. I dunt want
eether uf usses tew git sik..I wuf mine mwowmie sew mutch...Mosey

it sure iz sepensif, her duzint getit veri offin, when her duz getit itz
furm Sam's klub so der iz two pakagez anna her putz one inna bigbig
freezer box anna like i sayed hersef iz stingi wiffit, Trudi


Hhi Trudi
wull, aftur dat skare, I dunt want no moar ham at awl. I nebber eeted
mutch but et wuz da wast foo tymes et gabe mine tummy trubblez n et ulso
gabe meowmie trubblez sew wee mayed a pact not tew ett no moar ham or
fings dat r hie in sawlt, innit. Hurself iz gettin older dan dirt (hur
purrday iz in middle uff next munth) n hur sumtimez gits panic attax cux
hur hurtz sew bad her feals wike her is dyin. Datz wen I snuggle up tew
hurself n purr hur feers away. Herself has had da catnadian bakun
befur but et iz sew xpensive sew hur will furgit et. No big deel.
Fangu fur consern, mine gudgud frend. I feal alotz bedder gnow
Mimzy n Bob Qat say hihi tew yoo.
frend nosepoink
Mosey


soft duzint gif uses ham veri muc butted onze inna while her gifez uses
catnadian bakun, itz sorta like ham, anna iz sum salti but duzint haf az
muc fat anna da slices iz little bitty so der izunt a lot, da purblim iz
hafinta lizten ta soft grumble while we eatzit, her iza fudz skruge, for
usees anna demselvez, her iz veri stingi wif exta fudanna snakez, Trudi


...

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak
you
haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub
korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any
mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch.

I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor fambly. An purr for
Meowmie Kyla's GNEES.

--
Maggy May

HiHi Maggy May
I wont eea no moar ham rffer agin. I jest gnow hurd et iz bad fur me n
gnow
Meowmie iz in teerz cuz her feals dum dat nobuddy told hur or Daddy
Dutch
dat ham wuz badbad fur usses kitties wid awl dat sawltz innit. Meowmie
innt
gonna eet et no more eether cuz dat bad sawlt mite bee mayken hur legs
swell up n hurt hursawlf...mrrrrrt?
I wuz wunnerin wat wuz maykin myown tummy feal funny n why I wuz sew
firsty.
I dint git mutch but effidently inny iz tew mutch, Oh well, I wike da
nip
bedder.

Fangu sew mutch fur purrin fur Meowmiez gneez tew.
Momzy n Bob Qat run up and gib dere Anti Maggy May huggies
Fangu Maggy May, I preecayte yoo tellin me dis.
Mine slaves nebber hurd bout dat sew neether did I
Yoo mite hab sayved myown life.
Care for sum nip tea?
Mosey

Deeer Mosey,

Ham iz genrully gnot reel gud four nobuddy, Iyam afrade. BUTTED yoor
meowmie cudn haff gnown dat it wud caus you doze problums wiff, well
doz problums. A WIDDLE bitted ub ham wunce in a GRATE wile mite be ok
four MOS' kittees, sew shee shunt feel bad four giffen yoo a treet.
Herown GNEES mite indeed be betterer off wifout all dat sawlt. Yoo
shud fink ub anUVER treet. Maybee she got sum life grasshoppers?

Hugs the bittees, gnose-poinks the grown cats

--
Maggy May







 




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