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I wants da sheriff NOW
On Jul 18, 9:43*pm, "Gramby" wrote:
Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. *I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. *At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. *Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. *U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. *The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. *Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. *I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. *Diz jus iznt rite. Qwite wite...dis is awrful! No eggskuses! Harry Gordon |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane teleports in. Meow, Miss Willow?
What seems to be the problem? Rosco "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
It iz az I wrote in da komplaint. It happnd againz tu nites ago. Kan u du
sumphin "ChildFree23" wrote in message ... Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane teleports in. Meow, Miss Willow? What seems to be the problem? Rosco "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
"Gramby" wrote in message ... It iz az I wrote in da komplaint. It happnd againz tu nites ago. Kan u du sumphin "ChildFree23" wrote in message ... Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane teleports in. Meow, Miss Willow? What seems to be the problem? Rosco "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. Du yu tink we shud tayk da coldbockx away frum hur? At leezt furra wyle? -- Pitô.ônya |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
Piglett interrupts the Sheriff. Nooo u kant do dat, her haz anofther one in
da out (garage) and if u do dat we iz da onlee wun dat will suffer. U kud put herselfz on probazion. Iffin her don’t stop dat, we kud all go anna walk on herself at note anna make big bruizez so herself hazta weal long pants anna shirtz in diz hot wafther. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message news "Gramby" wrote in message ... It iz az I wrote in da komplaint. It happnd againz tu nites ago. Kan u du sumphin "ChildFree23" wrote in message ... Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane teleports in. Meow, Miss Willow? What seems to be the problem? Rosco "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. Du yu tink we shud tayk da coldbockx away frum hur? At leezt furra wyle? -- Pitô.ônya |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
gud purntz, trudi
"Gramby" wrote in message ... Piglett interrupts the Sheriff. Nooo u kant do dat, her haz anofther one in da out (garage) and if u do dat we iz da onlee wun dat will suffer. U kud put herselfz on probazion. Iffin her don’t stop dat, we kud all go anna walk on herself at note anna make big bruizez so herself hazta weal long pants anna shirtz in diz hot wafther. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message news "Gramby" wrote in message ... It iz az I wrote in da komplaint. It happnd againz tu nites ago. Kan u du sumphin "ChildFree23" wrote in message ... Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane teleports in. Meow, Miss Willow? What seems to be the problem? Rosco "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. Du yu tink we shud tayk da coldbockx away frum hur? At leezt furra wyle? -- Pitô.ônya |
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