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I wants da sheriff NOW
Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn’t know
mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don’t kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
dear willow,
i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
We muss be depurrived heer, kuz we kant git on toppa owr kold bokz. Itz in
itz own liddle kubbyhole wif not enuf rum fur a kittee to git up dere. Sundance, who never realized he was missing out on this "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... dear willow, i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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WUZ I wants da sheriff NOW Pingpingping ofcifurz
Diz iz seryuz!
I yam pinging da folowing tu tayke akshun!: Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Inbeztigcate dz sit2yu-ay-shun attid wunz Reed awl tesrtimony kayerfoolee, den repurrt tu Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney hoo wyl reetsh uh verdikt .. Pitô.ônya, Grand "take Charge " Pooh-Bah "Sundance" wrote in message ... We muss be depurrived heer, kuz we kant git on toppa owr kold bokz. Itz in itz own liddle kubbyhole wif not enuf rum fur a kittee to git up dere. Sundance, who never realized he was missing out on this "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... dear willow, i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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I wants da sheriff NOW
ursef sur iz mizzin owt, becalwz inna winter izt lotsa lotsa warmer up der,
chester "Sundance" wrote in message ... We muss be depurrived heer, kuz we kant git on toppa owr kold bokz. Itz in itz own liddle kubbyhole wif not enuf rum fur a kittee to git up dere. Sundance, who never realized he was missing out on this "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... dear willow, i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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WUZ I wants da sheriff NOW Pingpingping ofcifurz
diz iza wunnerful defelopmint, chester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Diz iz seryuz! I yam pinging da folowing tu tayke akshun!: Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Inbeztigcate dz sit2yu-ay-shun attid wunz Reed awl tesrtimony kayerfoolee, den repurrt tu Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney hoo wyl reetsh uh verdikt . Pitô.ônya, Grand "take Charge " Pooh-Bah "Sundance" wrote in message ... We muss be depurrived heer, kuz we kant git on toppa owr kold bokz. Itz in itz own liddle kubbyhole wif not enuf rum fur a kittee to git up dere. Sundance, who never realized he was missing out on this "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... dear willow, i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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WUZ I wants da sheriff NOW Pingpingping ofcifurz
I preziagez diz acktion. Willow taking pictures and gathering her testimony
for da sheriff. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iza wunnerful defelopmint, chester "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Diz iz seryuz! I yam pinging da folowing tu tayke akshun!: Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Inbeztigcate dz sit2yu-ay-shun attid wunz Reed awl tesrtimony kayerfoolee, den repurrt tu Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney hoo wyl reetsh uh verdikt . Pitô.ônya, Grand "take Charge " Pooh-Bah "Sundance" wrote in message ... We muss be depurrived heer, kuz we kant git on toppa owr kold bokz. Itz in itz own liddle kubbyhole wif not enuf rum fur a kittee to git up dere. Sundance, who never realized he was missing out on this "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... dear willow, i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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WUZ I wants da sheriff NOW Pingpingping ofcifurz
i willz duz diz awso, chester
"Gramby" wrote in message ... I preziagez diz acktion. Willow taking pictures and gathering her testimony for da sheriff. "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... diz iza wunnerful defelopmint, chester "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Diz iz seryuz! I yam pinging da folowing tu tayke akshun!: Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P. Catrane Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty Inbeztigcate dz sit2yu-ay-shun attid wunz Reed awl tesrtimony kayerfoolee, den repurrt tu Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney hoo wyl reetsh uh verdikt . Pitô.ônya, Grand "take Charge " Pooh-Bah "Sundance" wrote in message ... We muss be depurrived heer, kuz we kant git on toppa owr kold bokz. Itz in itz own liddle kubbyhole wif not enuf rum fur a kittee to git up dere. Sundance, who never realized he was missing out on this "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... dear willow, i hasz diz prolem wif bof of mine hoominz, i likez da top of da kowde box, i admitz i likez takin inbentoree inna kowder purt anna shoppin inna warmer purt... butt when i goez onna top ta takea nap one of dem uzulee innerptz juzt wen da sleepin iz gud...i duzint unnerstand why da hoominz duzint leaf owrz thingz alone when we iz uzin dem... chester, who haz feleed urown painz "Gramby" wrote in message ... Der I wuz sleepink on top of da cold box. I was aweepink so I didn't know mine fanny and tayle waz hankink offer da edge of da door. At free in da mornink Gramby rudliee opens da frezer door, said her needed sum ize. Well, she dumped me on da floor and I hizzed at herselfz. U wud fink her wud learn, diz iz da sekond time her did diz. In my own defense, this is something new Willow has started to do. The first time I don't know if it scared her or me the most. Last night it was 78 at three in the morning and humidity matched. I went to get some ice to put in my water and WHAM a cat fell, knocking the glass out of my hand. Didn't break but she hissed something awful at me and, I must confess, I hissed something awful back at her. Don't kare whut her sayz I wantz da sheriff to bestigate deze acktionz. Diz jus iznt rite. |
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WUZ I wants da sheriff NOW Pingpingping ofcifurz
[Sundance ports into Gramby's house]
Hello, Miss Willow. Depity Cheef Inspektagator Sundance heer. Yoo sez dat yoo wuz up on da kold box sleepin, an yoo wuz hangin over da edj? Yoo wuz obveeusly tryin to make shur yoo keeped trak uv whut yurown hoomin wuz eetin -- furry impurrtint when da hoomin haz had hart purroblimz. After analyzin yurown repurrt, I beleev dat da hoomin iz gilty ov da followin: 1. She did not see yurownself on toppa da kold bokz 2. She did not akz purrmishin to opin da bokz 3. She did not put a sof kushin on da flor in frunt ov da kold bokz in kase yoo ever felled off 4. She inneruptid yurown sleep 5. Wunce she reelized whut she had dun, she did not imeediatly offer food tribyoot to make up fur it 6. She did not keep ennee ice owtside uv da kold bokz so dat she kud git it wifowt disturbin yurownself 7. Possiblee worstest uv awl, she hissed at yurownself Duz yoo hav enneefing to add to yurown repurrt? Sined, Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator |
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WUZ I wants da sheriff NOW Pingpingping ofcifurz
Nuffin to add sir cept, her laader laffed bout when tellink Auntie Soft.
Her klamed to knot kno who waz most startled. I kan tell yourself I was, after allz I waz sleepink and her waznt. "Sundance" wrote in message ... [Sundance ports into Gramby's house] Hello, Miss Willow. Depity Cheef Inspektagator Sundance heer. Yoo sez dat yoo wuz up on da kold box sleepin, an yoo wuz hangin over da edj? Yoo wuz obveeusly tryin to make shur yoo keeped trak uv whut yurown hoomin wuz eetin -- furry impurrtint when da hoomin haz had hart purroblimz. After analyzin yurown repurrt, I beleev dat da hoomin iz gilty ov da followin: 1. She did not see yurownself on toppa da kold bokz 2. She did not akz purrmishin to opin da bokz 3. She did not put a sof kushin on da flor in frunt ov da kold bokz in kase yoo ever felled off 4. She inneruptid yurown sleep 5. Wunce she reelized whut she had dun, she did not imeediatly offer food tribyoot to make up fur it 6. She did not keep ennee ice owtside uv da kold bokz so dat she kud git it wifowt disturbin yurownself 7. Possiblee worstest uv awl, she hissed at yurownself Duz yoo hav enneefing to add to yurown repurrt? Sined, Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator |
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