Da Hoomins ated da Turkee

owrz hoominz didunt be here fur turkeybird day butted soft purrmized owrz
own later, Tiger, who kant wate
Will in New Haven wrote in message
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Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

--

"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"

mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the
hepful
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:01:46 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

Anna happy Fangsgiffink to awl ov you too! Az usual, I turned up my
pretty liddle nose atta Turkeybird anna ate my fafforite: crunchiez!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/22/2007 4:54:08 PM

hafa gud trip, Tiger who duzint lika idermint of traefel
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...
On Nov 22, 7:13 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Don gif da gramby a lotz of kredit, she had to go to da venture an look
it
up den her kried kauze she started readin about scooter. Piglet sitting
on
grambys lap, a rare fing.

She's asleep but I don't think you could convince her not to give
Granby kredit. She thinks very highly of our friends on this
newsgroup. I better go to cuddle-sleep myself soon. The train to my
brother's place leaves VERY early in the morning. I will be gone for a
few days but I will have excellent internet access so I will be
bothering people here again soon after the train ride.

Will in New Haven, acting as his ownselfs sekretaree

--

"If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes,
check your own breath for cheese." Feather in Poker for Cats



"Will in New Haven" wrote in

m...

On Nov 22, 7:03 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Good nite WoToo.
Cuddlysleep is best,

wun hour count az two
Cuddlysleep iz good four you. Nite fren.

Yoo no da little nite-nite song. Dat issa nice.

yawns, hops on bed, requests that her sekratary type

Goodnight to all

--

"Will in New Haven" wrote in


m...

On Nov 22, 6:51 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Soundz like youz had a wonnerful dayz. Glad it was good forf
yourownselvez.
We finalee got some turkeybird from da gramby.
Willow stuffed like da bird diz nite.

Uncl Bill knowed I didn wanna go downstares wiff alla doz peepul,
aldo
I no dey are nize peepul, sew hee brotted mee a tinee bit ub
turkee-
bird anna sat wiff mee for wile. Iyam full anna goin to get sum
cuddly-
seep. Fangyu four ritin usses.

WooToo

--

"If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes,
check your own breath for cheese." Feather, in _Poker for Cats_

"Will in New Haven" wrote in


....

Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in
time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam
offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee
frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee
too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum
uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear
hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs
Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did
knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee
wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur
kittee.
I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I
talk
too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo
Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a
spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me
wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

--

"I have seen the David, seen the Mona Lisa too
And I have heard Doc Watson play Columbus Stockade Blues"
Guy Clark - "Dublin Blues"

On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the
hepful

My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff
yourownself silly?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM

An I will... oh, nevver mind.

Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger, the
hepful
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:01:46 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Maggie May: I hafta report dat wee faled to steel da turkee in time
anda hoomins ated it jus now.

Missy: HIss, spit

Maggy May: Hush. It was still nice becuz r ant Bevurlee cam offer an
eeted wiff de uver hoomins ass did r Uncl Scott an also Judee frum
Meowmeess job.

Winnie: Judee wivz inna speshul hom fr peepl hoo need r Meowmee too
tak care uv dem. Meowmee alllus brings hur anna sumtimes sum uvvers
hom but it wuz juss Judee dis yeer. Shee wuz scorted by Bear hooo
allus paiz her tenshun an treets hur assa speshul gest. She wuvs Bear,
ass hoo wuld not, anna sang Happeee Purrday to him, aldo hee did knot
no dat it wuz hiss purrday.

Missy: Miss Judee issa ok, four a hoomin.

Maggie May: R ant Bevurlee come over kwite offen. DIS tim shee wass
werin a shirp wiff a pitchr uv r fren Lady Di, hooo iss hur kittee. I
tot it wuz weeely Lady Di an dat wud haff bin purfekt. Butted da
pitchr wuz nic. I will tell hur how prittee it wuz ness tim I talk too
hur.

Sunrise: Lady Di ISS kwite pritty fur a mottl Himmy, wike yooo Maggie
May anna Missy. It iss knot hur falt dat sheee iss not a spectacular
red Perzhun wike mee. Uncl Scott wass heeer an hee issa Meowmees
barekitten. Heee iss growd up now. Hee cam offur to petted me wile I
layed inda winnowsill sodat effuryone could see me.

Bear: I wuv Judee anna peepl gift mee turkee.

All: Happee Manxgiffing to efferybudy on dis noosegrooop.

Anna happy Fangsgiffink to awl ov you too! Az usual, I turned up my
pretty liddle nose atta Turkeybird anna ate my fafforite: crunchiez!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/22/2007 4:54:08 PM

I wuuld sakrfize minsef anna eat yourz efin ifin dey hadda shared. Tiger
still turkeyless
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz
let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger,
the
hepful

My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff
yourownself silly?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM

stormmee com toda grambyz houze, we got ranger kitty in a ninja suitz and he
is gonne klear out da freezer. Piglet setting the timer on the mircowave.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I wuuld sakrfize minsef anna eat yourz efin ifin dey hadda shared. Tiger
still turkeyless
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz
let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef, Tiger,
the
hepful

My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff
yourownself silly?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM

dat iz kule, ninja hhmmm, Tiger thinkin diz kuld bea gud thing kuz himsef
heard furry talkin about turkeybird wsoup dat da gramby made....
Granby wrote in message
...
stormmee com toda grambyz houze, we got ranger kitty in a ninja suitz and
he
is gonne klear out da freezer. Piglet setting the timer on the mircowave.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I wuuld sakrfize minsef anna eat yourz efin ifin dey hadda shared. Tiger
still turkeyless
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:28:56 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

mine deerezt wifekitte, nezt time yourown hoominz offurz turkey birdz
let
mineself know anna i willz port ofur anna eatit fur yourownsef,
Tiger,
the
hepful

My poor wink! Iz yur hoomanz denying you the right to stuff
yourownself silly?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/25/2007 12:49:04 PM

On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:07:03 -0800, Sundance's little, agile paws
typed:

An I will... oh, nevver mind.

Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food

Ahhh, M. Sundance, how eez yourownself?

I haff heard of zees 'venture, and my wink and myownself weel 'port
offur wif zee 1935 Bugatti zat I aff borrowed.

Now, mine freend, ze best portion eez going to be goink thru New
England, where dere eez an abundance of zee seefuds. Zo, I infite you
to sit wif myownself and M. Tiger zo dat we can zample awl ov zee
delikacies zere - like zee lopster an Wellfleet oysterz, an well, I
weel 'port ofur a few cases of furry nice white nip-wines.....and we
can eet owr way down zee coast!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

gud plan fur da fudz, Tiger
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:07:03 -0800, Sundance's little, agile paws
typed:

An I will... oh, nevver mind.

Sundance, knowing Tiger would never need help finishing off food

Ahhh, M. Sundance, how eez yourownself?

I haff heard of zees 'venture, and my wink and myownself weel 'port
offur wif zee 1935 Bugatti zat I aff borrowed.

Now, mine freend, ze best portion eez going to be goink thru New
England, where dere eez an abundance of zee seefuds. Zo, I infite you
to sit wif myownself and M. Tiger zo dat we can zample awl ov zee
delikacies zere - like zee lopster an Wellfleet oysterz, an well, I
weel 'port ofur a few cases of furry nice white nip-wines.....and we
can eet owr way down zee coast!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques