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Nox Vs A Newsgroup
Since Catnipped was confused by "Wake up you cretins" being a possible
troll from another newsgroup, I have assembled the following list so everyone can tell if they are being insulted by Nocturne, or by an Internet troll. Internet Troll Says: U SUXXOrZ aNd I hAt3 y0u!!11!~ Nocturne Says: Humans cannot help being stupid and loathsome. Internet Troll Says: tUrN oFf teh KomPewTeR anD gEt a LifE!!11!eleven! Nocturne Says: Pay attention to me or I shall bite you. Internet Troll Says: I M 133+ & b3++3r ThaN j00!!!1 Nocturne Says: Felines are superior to humans in every way. Internet Troll Says: HA HA PWNED!!!! Nocturne Says: *drops a lamp on head of sleeping people* Internet Troll Is Fought With: Recipes Nocturne Is Fought With: Catnip --Fil |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
m... Since Catnipped was confused by "Wake up you cretins" being a possible troll from another newsgroup, I have assembled the following list so everyone can tell if they are being insulted by Nocturne, or by an Internet troll. Internet Troll Says: U SUXXOrZ aNd I hAt3 y0u!!11!~ Nocturne Says: Humans cannot help being stupid and loathsome. Internet Troll Says: tUrN oFf teh KomPewTeR anD gEt a LifE!!11!eleven! Nocturne Says: Pay attention to me or I shall bite you. Internet Troll Says: I M 133+ & b3++3r ThaN j00!!!1 Nocturne Says: Felines are superior to humans in every way. Internet Troll Says: HA HA PWNED!!!! Nocturne Says: *drops a lamp on head of sleeping people* Internet Troll Is Fought With: Recipes Nocturne Is Fought With: Catnip --Fil ROFLOL! Nox *RULES*! *AHEM* ====== says Bandit. Hugs, CatNipped |
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On Fri 22 Apr 2005 07:48:42p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes om): Since Catnipped was confused by "Wake up you cretins" being a possible troll from another newsgroup, I have assembled the following list so everyone can tell if they are being insulted by Nocturne, or by an Internet troll. Internet Troll Says: U SUXXOrZ aNd I hAt3 y0u!!11!~ Nocturne Says: Humans cannot help being stupid and loathsome. Internet Troll Says: tUrN oFf teh KomPewTeR anD gEt a LifE!!11!eleven! Nocturne Says: Pay attention to me or I shall bite you. Internet Troll Says: I M 133+ & b3++3r ThaN j00!!!1 Nocturne Says: Felines are superior to humans in every way. Internet Troll Says: HA HA PWNED!!!! Nocturne Says: *drops a lamp on head of sleeping people* Internet Troll Is Fought With: Recipes Nocturne Is Fought With: Catnip --Fil ROTFL!! This is a keeper!! May I pass it along to my troll friends? LMAO!! I love it! -- Cheryl "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." - W.C. Fields |
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[[Internet Troll Says: HA HA PWNED!!!!
Nocturne Says: *drops a lamp on head of sleeping people* Internet Troll Is Fought With: Recipes Nocturne Is Fought With: Catnip]] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ) ROTFL and getting stared at by the cats, who are CONVINCED that Meowmy's gone nuts this time. ;o) Donna |
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Do troll-people REALLY talk like this? I've heard of flaming, but mangling
the English language, now, really... Blessed be, Baha And why recipes? "Enfilade" wrote in message m... Since Catnipped was confused by "Wake up you cretins" being a possible troll from another newsgroup, I have assembled the following list so everyone can tell if they are being insulted by Nocturne, or by an Internet troll. Internet Troll Says: U SUXXOrZ aNd I hAt3 y0u!!11!~ Nocturne Says: Humans cannot help being stupid and loathsome. Internet Troll Says: tUrN oFf teh KomPewTeR anD gEt a LifE!!11!eleven! Nocturne Says: Pay attention to me or I shall bite you. Internet Troll Says: I M 133+ & b3++3r ThaN j00!!!1 Nocturne Says: Felines are superior to humans in every way. Internet Troll Says: HA HA PWNED!!!! Nocturne Says: *drops a lamp on head of sleeping people* Internet Troll Is Fought With: Recipes Nocturne Is Fought With: Catnip --Fil |
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Singh wrote:
And why recipes? We have a tradition here on rpca of posting recipes to any trollers. We barbecue the troll, but the are so rancid no one wants to eat it, however long we cook and grill it, so we throw it out and instead, we bring lots of yummy stuff to our cyber bbq in the form of our favourite recipes. Usually the troll silently leaves when it sees that we start spouting recipes instead of getting upset by its rantings. -- Marina, Frank, Nikki, and introducing: Mere! marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 23:51:51 -0400, "Singh"
yodeled: Do troll-people REALLY talk like this? I've heard of flaming, but mangling the English language, now, really... Blessed be, Baha And why recipes? Why NOT recipes??? Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 23:51:51 -0400, "Singh"
wrote: Do troll-people REALLY talk like this? I've heard of flaming, but mangling the English language, now, really... The PuppyWizard on alt.pets.dog.labrador mangles the English language and writes with all cap's mingled in with the lower case letters. (He also crossposts and changes his name every other day so that he can't be kill-filed easily.) Nan |
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"Nan" wrote in message
... On Fri, 22 Apr 2005 23:51:51 -0400, "Singh" wrote: Do troll-people REALLY talk like this? I've heard of flaming, but mangling the English language, now, really... The PuppyWizard on alt.pets.dog.labrador mangles the English language and writes with all cap's mingled in with the lower case letters. (He also crossposts and changes his name every other day so that he can't be kill-filed easily.) Nan EEEEK! holding up crossed fingers HUSH! Don't evoke the PoopyWizard! ; Hugs, CatNipped |
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"Singh" wrote in message ...
Do troll-people REALLY talk like this? I've heard of flaming, but mangling the English language, now, really... My troll has been written in a language sometimes referred to as "12 year old AOLer", mixed slightly with 13375p33k (leetspeak) and the only difference between this sample and a real troll is that I tried to make all the words in my sample legible. Yes, I have really seen people trying to "chat" or post like that. And yes, I've seen worse. --Fil PS feel free to pass it around folks! |
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