da pie tax

so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi