N den da Meomie gotta cold.

akordinta da TED fur whatefur truf dey sayz, suppozedlee not, anna sins da
soft had diz here kowlde monzter den giffed itsef to da furee anna none of
uses getted it, da ted mite, just mite be tellin da ruf... butted gettin
mine furz sneezed on duz NOT make minesef beree happee, OEJ
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Wees sorry fur not beein onna cwoose mutch, furrendz. Meomie hassa
cold. Notted fwu or n'monya - a cold.
Dis coldz wurse dan fwu n n'monya...cos Meomie gotted it frum Paw. Da
disgurstin diseese camed frum Paw. Meomie ses he wus coffin n sneezin
on hur wen she wus asweep. Now as potenshul wittnusses, we didnt see
the offendin coffs n sneezes....we wus asweep.
Paws cold is gettin bedder, Meomies cold is gettin wurser, n wees
stuck inna middul! Dey is BOWFH coffin n sneezin on usses
kittiez...itz awrful! Awrful! Can kittiez catch da cold? Huh? Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez