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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Hihi diz iz O T anna we haff fudz all day longz too. Gramby makez sure
uzenz and dem hummink birdiez haz fudz all da timez. Anna yez, her haz been feedink a reali skinnie dog for da pasdt week. When dem New yorkz peoplez waz here, dey started it and kallz dat Dog "Skittlez" kauze it skittlez away effertime someone komez near it. But, notted Gramby, it lets herself pet itself now and klimbz in herown lap. She putted some flea stuffz on its nek. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Aug 4, 11:44 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 4 Aug 2008 20:21:49 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws typed: I duznt know, but I has bin werkin on a list uv whut it needz to cuvver. Heer iz whut I haz so fur: 1. Dere iz a serius mallady amunkst kitteez, kalled "Emptee Bowl Sindrome", or EBS. In sollydaritee wif da kitteez dat haz dis horrybul kondishun, all kittee bowlz shud be kep full at awl timez. 2. If a hoomin wantz to "sleep in" in da mornin, dey muss first give da kitteez dere brekfist, den dey kan go bak an sleep in until da kitteez need dem agin. Sundance Dese sownd furry gud fur a start, Sundance, buttid I haff to tell you sumfing dat mite shock you: mine hooman leafs me a full bowl ov fuds *awl day long*. Itz neffur empty! Usses two. Wee haff a bole ub cruncheez on r eeting countur an Uncl Bill annann Mommy Micki keep it full all da tyme. Den dey giff us da gooshy fudz in da morning fur brekkus an we eet up all ub itt. Uncl Bill WAFFS an sez dat da SHARKS are feeding butted wee iz gnot fishes, wee iz a pride ub kitteez. I gonna mak Uncl Bill getted uss a WILDABEEST or a Zeebra-horsie or sumfin iff he waffs agane. -- Sunrise, da Diva ub da pride Do you finks yoo cud trayne Anti Sandy to do dis fur you? You mite hafta promise not to ofur eet an den hurk.... (I neffur do, I'ze a delikate eeter - I jus graze...) -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/4/2008 11:40:52 PM |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
On Aug 5, 3:48*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T anna we haff fudz all day longz too. *Gramby makez sure uzenz and dem hummink birdiez haz fudz all da timez. *Anna yez, her haz been feedink a reali skinnie dog for da pasdt week. *When dem New yorkz peoplez waz here, dey started it and kallz dat Dog "Skittlez" kauze it skittlez away effertime someone komez near it. *But, notted Gramby, it lets herself pet itself now and klimbz in herown lap. *She putted some flea stuffz on its nek. I betted hee won' bee skinnee furry long iff da Granby keeps on giffing himself fudz. Gnot dat der iz ennyfing rong wiff haffing a d*g aroun. Bear iz a gud fren, but gnot two brite. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... On Aug 4, 11:44 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 4 Aug 2008 20:21:49 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws typed: I duznt know, but I has bin werkin on a list uv whut it needz to cuvver. Heer iz whut I haz so fur: 1. Dere iz a serius mallady amunkst kitteez, kalled "Emptee Bowl Sindrome", or EBS. In sollydaritee wif da kitteez dat haz dis horrybul kondishun, all kittee bowlz shud be kep full at awl timez. 2. If a hoomin wantz to "sleep in" in da mornin, dey muss first give da kitteez dere brekfist, den dey kan go bak an sleep in until da kitteez need dem agin. Sundance Dese sownd furry gud fur a start, Sundance, buttid I haff to tell you sumfing dat mite shock you: mine hooman leafs me a full bowl ov fuds *awl day long*. Itz neffur empty! Usses two. Wee haff a bole ub cruncheez on r eeting countur an Uncl Bill annann Mommy Micki keep it full all da tyme. Den dey giff us da gooshy fudz in da morning fur brekkus an we eet up all ub itt. Uncl Bill WAFFS an sez dat da SHARKS are feeding butted wee iz gnot fishes, wee iz a pride ub kitteez. I gonna mak Uncl Bill getted uss a WILDABEEST or a Zeebra-horsie or sumfin iff he waffs agane. -- Sunrise, da Diva ub da pride Do you finks yoo cud trayne Anti Sandy to do dis fur you? You mite hafta promise not to ofur eet an den hurk.... (I neffur do, I'ze a delikate eeter - I jus graze...) -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/4/2008 11:40:52 PM- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Gramby tried to buy diz doggie from da peoplez, it iz jus a mutt but dey
wanted too many toonaz so her will keep feedink itself. Piglet hissing at the peoplez dat won let gramby haff da Doggie. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Aug 5, 3:48 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hihi diz iz O T anna we haff fudz all day longz too. Gramby makez sure uzenz and dem hummink birdiez haz fudz all da timez. Anna yez, her haz been feedink a reali skinnie dog for da pasdt week. When dem New yorkz peoplez waz here, dey started it and kallz dat Dog "Skittlez" kauze it skittlez away effertime someone komez near it. But, notted Gramby, it lets herself pet itself now and klimbz in herown lap. She putted some flea stuffz on its nek. I betted hee won' bee skinnee furry long iff da Granby keeps on giffing himself fudz. Gnot dat der iz ennyfing rong wiff haffing a d*g aroun. Bear iz a gud fren, but gnot two brite. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun "Will in New Haven" wrote in ... On Aug 4, 11:44 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Mon, 4 Aug 2008 20:21:49 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws typed: I duznt know, but I has bin werkin on a list uv whut it needz to cuvver. Heer iz whut I haz so fur: 1. Dere iz a serius mallady amunkst kitteez, kalled "Emptee Bowl Sindrome", or EBS. In sollydaritee wif da kitteez dat haz dis horrybul kondishun, all kittee bowlz shud be kep full at awl timez. 2. If a hoomin wantz to "sleep in" in da mornin, dey muss first give da kitteez dere brekfist, den dey kan go bak an sleep in until da kitteez need dem agin. Sundance Dese sownd furry gud fur a start, Sundance, buttid I haff to tell you sumfing dat mite shock you: mine hooman leafs me a full bowl ov fuds *awl day long*. Itz neffur empty! Usses two. Wee haff a bole ub cruncheez on r eeting countur an Uncl Bill annann Mommy Micki keep it full all da tyme. Den dey giff us da gooshy fudz in da morning fur brekkus an we eet up all ub itt. Uncl Bill WAFFS an sez dat da SHARKS are feeding butted wee iz gnot fishes, wee iz a pride ub kitteez. I gonna mak Uncl Bill getted uss a WILDABEEST or a Zeebra-horsie or sumfin iff he waffs agane. -- Sunrise, da Diva ub da pride Do you finks yoo cud trayne Anti Sandy to do dis fur you? You mite hafta promise not to ofur eet an den hurk.... (I neffur do, I'ze a delikate eeter - I jus graze...) -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/4/2008 11:40:52 PM- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
On Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:17:58 -0500, Granby wrote:
Gramby tried to buy diz doggie from da peoplez, it iz jus a mutt but dey wanted too many toonaz so her will keep feedink itself. Piglet hissing at the peoplez dat won let gramby haff da Doggie. Mebbe da doggie will do like Samantha kitty wif mineown greatgrandmeowmie. Greatgrandmeowmie lifed in Highland, and dis purty Siamese kitty would come ofer an visit efurry day. Her started visitin for longer an longer efurry day. After a couple monfs her just stopped going home at all. Da lady dat Samantha had been lifing wif comed by and told greatgrandmeowmie dat it looked like Samantha had decided her would rather lif dere, so it looked Samantha was hers now. Sammy girl lifed with greatgrandmeowmie until her (greatgrandmeowmie) went to da Bridge a few years later. Den her lifed wif Unka Pat when him mofed into da house. I nefer meeted her, but I hear dat her was a furry sweet kitty. Mebbe da doggie will decide dat him wants to lif wif da Gramby and will move all by himsownself. Harri |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Dat kud happen anna we knowz it haz wurmz so herself may talk to da TED anna
see what he finks her kan do. Piglet still miffed at da hoomans. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message news On Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:17:58 -0500, Granby wrote: Gramby tried to buy diz doggie from da peoplez, it iz jus a mutt but dey wanted too many toonaz so her will keep feedink itself. Piglet hissing at the peoplez dat won let gramby haff da Doggie. Mebbe da doggie will do like Samantha kitty wif mineown greatgrandmeowmie. Greatgrandmeowmie lifed in Highland, and dis purty Siamese kitty would come ofer an visit efurry day. Her started visitin for longer an longer efurry day. After a couple monfs her just stopped going home at all. Da lady dat Samantha had been lifing wif comed by and told greatgrandmeowmie dat it looked like Samantha had decided her would rather lif dere, so it looked Samantha was hers now. Sammy girl lifed with greatgrandmeowmie until her (greatgrandmeowmie) went to da Bridge a few years later. Den her lifed wif Unka Pat when him mofed into da house. I nefer meeted her, but I hear dat her was a furry sweet kitty. Mebbe da doggie will decide dat him wants to lif wif da Gramby and will move all by himsownself. Harri |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Ize glad youze all okay - this sounded furry dangerous for you - not to be
able to open youze mouth or eat or anyfing Puddi Cat Well after the fact, but I'm glad there was a happy ending - Fran |
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