Toona place newz!

Hihi, efurry kitty! Sammy here again.

We is already on de road. Paw and anudder hoomin
are team drivin, so de bigmetalmonster stays moving
most ub de time. We'z left Catifurnia Saturday and drived
to da eastern part of Ari-fur-zona. Da udder guy libs dere,
so he got to see hiz wife an my Paw slept in de sleeper.
I'z checked out da area an found a fambly of Arifurzona
kitties to visit wif. Paw had sum chicken an sliced
turkeybird an sum toona in da frigelator, so I bringed dem and the
Arifurzona
kitties bringed some nip beer and nip tea and pickled
mousies, and wez had a wunnerful pawtie! Doze udder
kitties shure duz know how to hab a gud time. I got
to danze wif a purty calico girlcat.

Sunday morning Paw an da udder guy pulled out and drived
into New Mexico and den into Texaz. We'z spent Sunday
night at a metalmonster park near Fort Furrth, Texaz and
as I right dis we iz headed for Dallas. So far nuffing
really eggciting haz happened, eggcep fur da pawty wif
da Arifurrzona kittiez.

We haz a way to go yet - affur we duz Dallas we is supposed
to go to Furrlorida. We'z will see if anyfing inneresting happens
on dat part of de trip.

Be safe out dere!

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten

Ok, we'z making progress! Wez stopped at da Hyatt Regency
Hotel in Dallaz. Dey was supposed to unload ourz triailerfingy
at 1 oclock, but dint get to us until seben oclock. Paw an
his codriver used da waiting time to go 'sploring. Dey went
up in da Reunion Tower - itz really really high. I din't want
to trust Paw to go someplace dangerous like dat all alone, so I
followed at a distance. De only way up de tower is in a
evelator, and I wud be seen if I walked on all by mineownself,
so I was worried dat Paw wud get up dere wifout me to keep
watch over him. Fortunately a hoomin fambly wif a barekitten
in a barekitten cart were goin up de evelator too, so I climbed
in wif da barekitten and nobody noticed - except da barekitten
who pulled on mineown earz.

When we getted out way high up we could see a lonnnnng ways out -
an a long ways down! It was scary, but since I is a 'venture
kitten I stuck it out. Paw pointed out a place called Dealy Plaza,
where a really badbad hoomin goed inna a buildin called da Texaz
Skoolbook Suppository and shooted a famous hoomin named
Purresident Kennedy. I was furry glad when Paw decided to go
back to da ground.

Now we is headed towards Furrlorida.

Lousie kittie, Onyx's housemate - I din't know you was so
furry famous! Did you offur kitties know that a famous kitty
is in our midst? I know my old sisfur Cleopatra is famous,
being an empress and all, but Louise has a WHOLE STATE named
addur her! Louise, why din't you tell us? De place we stopped
for deezelgas when we left Dallaz was named LOUIS-iana. Louise,
I am furry impressed!

Well, Paw is laying down in da bunk to sleep while da udder
hoomin drivez, so I guess I will curl up in da cabinet on top
of Paw'z clothes. I'll update efurrybody when there's more to
tell.

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten

HiHi Sammy!

Dis iz eggsitin nooze! It mus be funfun ta be a 'venture kitty in a
bigbig meatlmonster. Didja get ta driff it yet? Ifn not, wait till no wunz
aroun ann giv it a try; Iz'l bet dat itz lotsa fun!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Samuel R Kitten wrote:
Hihi, efurrykitty! I haz a big announcement - I'z
changing my name to Sammy da 'Venture Kitten.

Remember when mineown big sisfur Ameliagrump stowed
away when mine Paw and Unca Pat taked a trip to de
desert ghost towns? She 'ported into the pickuptruck
dey was in to keep an eye on dem, and her never got
catched.

Well, mineown Paw is now drivin a giantmetalmonster.
Him is away from home for dayz at a time, and I gets
worried. So I'z hab installed a couple of 'porters in
da giantmetalmonster, and I'z will be popping in on
mineown Paw to keep an eye on him. Ameliagrump managed
to not get caught, and she's a big cat (no, not fluffy,
jus BIG!), and she was 'portin into a small truck, so I
should hab no prollems. After all, I is just a liddle
tiny baby kidden, and mineown meow is just a very soft
liddle sqeak.

Soz anyhow, I'z put a 'porter in the big cabinet above
where Paw sits, and one in the cabinet where he keeps
hims clothes. Dey already has kitty fur all ober dem,
so he won't notice if I 'port in and out a few times
an maybe sleep on hims clothes once in a while.

Once we gets unner way I'z will post reports efurry few
days to tell all ob you what we haz been up to. An of
course I'z will keep partyin in all ob the RPCC pawties!

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten

HiHi Sammy!

Dis iz eggsitin nooze! It mus be funfun ta be a 'venture kitty in a
bigbig meatlmonster. Didja get ta driff it yet? Ifn not, wait till no wunz
aroun ann giv it a try; Iz'l bet dat itz lotsa fun!

Yeah, specially if I follow Cleocatra's advice on ignoring hoomin drivin
rools! Da only prollem is dat dis big ol metalmonster has a pedal dat
has to be pushed to make de tranzmishunthing go into gear, and I'z too
small to push it. Maybe I cud get Ameliagrump to help - if her wud sit
on da pedal it'd move for shoor!

Sammy

Uv korse yoo wood lissen to Cleo! Dis metalmonster souns big enuff dat
da hooman rools jus don matter!

I knoze bout dat pedal down dere, da furless wun haz dat. Buttid da
bested part is battin da shiny ball onna stik wif yur pawz. I tink dat
yourownself duzznt hafta luk out da windo wen yuz battin it aroun, buttid
I'ze not sure uv dis...

Mebee Tiger an myownself will port ober dere to luk. Yur daddy woodn't
mind haffink twee or fur kitteez wanderin aroun da cab, wood he??

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
HiHi Sammy!

Dis iz eggsitin nooze! It mus be funfun ta be a 'venture kitty
in a bigbig meatlmonster. Didja get ta driff it yet? Ifn not, wait
till no wunz aroun ann giv it a try; Iz'l bet dat itz lotsa fun!

Yeah, specially if I follow Cleocatra's advice on ignoring hoomin
drivin rools! Da only prollem is dat dis big ol metalmonster has a
pedal dat has to be pushed to make de tranzmishunthing go into gear,
and I'z too small to push it. Maybe I cud get Ameliagrump to help -
if her wud sit on da pedal it'd move for shoor!

Sammy

Dis here isa 'citin newz, Trudi, who likez ta trafel
Samuel R Kitten wrote in message
...
Hihi, efurrykitty! I haz a big announcement - I'z
changing my name to Sammy da 'Venture Kitten.

Remember when mineown big sisfur Ameliagrump stowed
away when mine Paw and Unca Pat taked a trip to de
desert ghost towns? She 'ported into the pickuptruck
dey was in to keep an eye on dem, and her never got
catched.

Well, mineown Paw is now drivin a giantmetalmonster.
Him is away from home for dayz at a time, and I gets
worried. So I'z hab installed a couple of 'porters in
da giantmetalmonster, and I'z will be popping in on
mineown Paw to keep an eye on him. Ameliagrump managed
to not get caught, and she's a big cat (no, not fluffy,
jus BIG!), and she was 'portin into a small truck, so I
should hab no prollems. After all, I is just a liddle
tiny baby kidden, and mineown meow is just a very soft
liddle sqeak.

Soz anyhow, I'z put a 'porter in the big cabinet above
where Paw sits, and one in the cabinet where he keeps
hims clothes. Dey already has kitty fur all ober dem,
so he won't notice if I 'port in and out a few times
an maybe sleep on hims clothes once in a while.

Once we gets unner way I'z will post reports efurry few
days to tell all ob you what we haz been up to. An of
course I'z will keep partyin in all ob the RPCC pawties!

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten

I sa Glad you isa hafin a good time, Trudi
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Hihi, efurry kitty! Sammy here again.

We is already on de road. Paw and anudder hoomin
are team drivin, so de bigmetalmonster stays moving
most ub de time. We'z left Catifurnia Saturday and drived
to da eastern part of Ari-fur-zona. Da udder guy libs dere,
so he got to see hiz wife an my Paw slept in de sleeper.
I'z checked out da area an found a fambly of Arifurzona
kitties to visit wif. Paw had sum chicken an sliced
turkeybird an sum toona in da frigelator, so I bringed dem and the
Arifurzona
kitties bringed some nip beer and nip tea and pickled
mousies, and wez had a wunnerful pawtie! Doze udder
kitties shure duz know how to hab a gud time. I got
to danze wif a purty calico girlcat.

Sunday morning Paw an da udder guy pulled out and drived
into New Mexico and den into Texaz. We'z spent Sunday
night at a metalmonster park near Fort Furrth, Texaz and
as I right dis we iz headed for Dallas. So far nuffing
really eggciting haz happened, eggcep fur da pawty wif
da Arifurrzona kittiez.

We haz a way to go yet - affur we duz Dallas we is supposed
to go to Furrlorida. We'z will see if anyfing inneresting happens
on dat part of de trip.

Be safe out dere!

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten

Thank you fur dat update, I duz notted like inna hi up, TV
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote in message
...
Ok, we'z making progress! Wez stopped at da Hyatt Regency
Hotel in Dallaz. Dey was supposed to unload ourz triailerfingy
at 1 oclock, but dint get to us until seben oclock. Paw an
his codriver used da waiting time to go 'sploring. Dey went
up in da Reunion Tower - itz really really high. I din't want
to trust Paw to go someplace dangerous like dat all alone, so I
followed at a distance. De only way up de tower is in a
evelator, and I wud be seen if I walked on all by mineownself,
so I was worried dat Paw wud get up dere wifout me to keep
watch over him. Fortunately a hoomin fambly wif a barekitten
in a barekitten cart were goin up de evelator too, so I climbed
in wif da barekitten and nobody noticed - except da barekitten
who pulled on mineown earz.

When we getted out way high up we could see a lonnnnng ways out -
an a long ways down! It was scary, but since I is a 'venture
kitten I stuck it out. Paw pointed out a place called Dealy Plaza,
where a really badbad hoomin goed inna a buildin called da Texaz
Skoolbook Suppository and shooted a famous hoomin named
Purresident Kennedy. I was furry glad when Paw decided to go
back to da ground.

Now we is headed towards Furrlorida.

Lousie kittie, Onyx's housemate - I din't know you was so
furry famous! Did you offur kitties know that a famous kitty
is in our midst? I know my old sisfur Cleopatra is famous,
being an empress and all, but Louise has a WHOLE STATE named
addur her! Louise, why din't you tell us? De place we stopped
for deezelgas when we left Dallaz was named LOUIS-iana. Louise,
I am furry impressed!

Well, Paw is laying down in da bunk to sleep while da udder
hoomin drivez, so I guess I will curl up in da cabinet on top
of Paw'z clothes. I'll update efurrybody when there's more to
tell.

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten

Letz mineself know ifin you wuuld liketa goinna big metalmonster anna we
willz go, Tiger, stockin the porter
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
...
Uv korse yoo wood lissen to Cleo! Dis metalmonster souns big enuff dat
da hooman rools jus don matter!

I knoze bout dat pedal down dere, da furless wun haz dat. Buttid da
bested part is battin da shiny ball onna stik wif yur pawz. I tink dat
yourownself duzznt hafta luk out da windo wen yuz battin it aroun, buttid
I'ze not sure uv dis...

Mebee Tiger an myownself will port ober dere to luk. Yur daddy woodn't
mind haffink twee or fur kitteez wanderin aroun da cab, wood he??

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
HiHi Sammy!

Dis iz eggsitin nooze! It mus be funfun ta be a 'venture kitty
in a bigbig meatlmonster. Didja get ta driff it yet? Ifn not, wait
till no wunz aroun ann giv it a try; Iz'l bet dat itz lotsa fun!

Yeah, specially if I follow Cleocatra's advice on ignoring hoomin
drivin rools! Da only prollem is dat dis big ol metalmonster has a
pedal dat has to be pushed to make de tranzmishunthing go into gear,
and I'z too small to push it. Maybe I cud get Ameliagrump to help -
if her wud sit on da pedal it'd move for shoor!

Sammy

Uv korse yoo wood lissen to Cleo! Dis metalmonster souns big enuff dat
da hooman rools jus don matter!

I fink youz are right. Somefing dat big shud jus be able to go where it
wants to go.

I knoze bout dat pedal down dere, da furless wun haz dat. Buttid da
bested part is battin da shiny ball onna stik wif yur pawz. I tink dat
yourownself duzznt hafta luk out da windo wen yuz battin it aroun, buttid
I'ze not sure uv dis...

Mebee Tiger an myownself will port ober dere to luk. Yur daddy woodn't
mind haffink twee or fur kitteez wanderin aroun da cab, wood he??

I fink he'd be furry happy to hab kitties wif him! Come on over - we'z
hab plenty of room. Now dat Paw's udder hoomin is out ub de metalmonster
we'z hav lotz and lotz of room.

Sammy