A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups » Cat anecdotes
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Show of hands please



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old September 10th 04, 05:00 AM
Sherry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

You pay $250 extra for a washing machine with a steel lid because you know
your cat will jump up there and you don't want him falling through a plastic
one and hurting himself.

Yowie

Paid $40 extra for a storm door that had a bottom glass panel instead of steel
"so the cats can see out."
Wrote the cats' names in the wet concrete of new patio instead of the kids. I
often wonder if the new owners of that house ever wonder why we named our kids
Cherokee, Yoda, and Luke.

Sherry
  #12  
Old September 10th 04, 05:00 AM
Sherry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

You pay $250 extra for a washing machine with a steel lid because you know
your cat will jump up there and you don't want him falling through a plastic
one and hurting himself.

Yowie

Paid $40 extra for a storm door that had a bottom glass panel instead of steel
"so the cats can see out."
Wrote the cats' names in the wet concrete of new patio instead of the kids. I
often wonder if the new owners of that house ever wonder why we named our kids
Cherokee, Yoda, and Luke.

Sherry
  #13  
Old September 10th 04, 05:00 AM
Sherry
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

You pay $250 extra for a washing machine with a steel lid because you know
your cat will jump up there and you don't want him falling through a plastic
one and hurting himself.

Yowie

Paid $40 extra for a storm door that had a bottom glass panel instead of steel
"so the cats can see out."
Wrote the cats' names in the wet concrete of new patio instead of the kids. I
often wonder if the new owners of that house ever wonder why we named our kids
Cherokee, Yoda, and Luke.

Sherry
  #14  
Old September 10th 04, 05:37 AM
Marina
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

CatNipped wrote:



OK, I could go on for pages more, but I'd like to hear yours.....


My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
  #15  
Old September 10th 04, 05:37 AM
Marina
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

CatNipped wrote:



OK, I could go on for pages more, but I'd like to hear yours.....


My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
  #16  
Old September 10th 04, 05:37 AM
Marina
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

CatNipped wrote:



OK, I could go on for pages more, but I'd like to hear yours.....


My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
  #17  
Old September 10th 04, 12:43 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)


We-ell.... when Waffles brings me a dead mowsie, I will *pretend* to eat it, in
order to keep her happy. No, I don't get a knife & fork to it, nor to I
actually bite it, but I will make "yum" noises and *pretend* to bite it.

Okay, okay... where are the men in white coats??? ;-)

Cheers, helen s



--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



  #18  
Old September 10th 04, 12:43 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)


We-ell.... when Waffles brings me a dead mowsie, I will *pretend* to eat it, in
order to keep her happy. No, I don't get a knife & fork to it, nor to I
actually bite it, but I will make "yum" noises and *pretend* to bite it.

Okay, okay... where are the men in white coats??? ;-)

Cheers, helen s



--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



  #19  
Old September 10th 04, 12:43 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)


We-ell.... when Waffles brings me a dead mowsie, I will *pretend* to eat it, in
order to keep her happy. No, I don't get a knife & fork to it, nor to I
actually bite it, but I will make "yum" noises and *pretend* to bite it.

Okay, okay... where are the men in white coats??? ;-)

Cheers, helen s



--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



  #20  
Old September 10th 04, 02:38 PM
Marina
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers wrote:
My mother always complains about how I'm a vegetarian but my cats get
prime steak every other day. ;o)



We-ell.... when Waffles brings me a dead mowsie, I will *pretend* to eat it, in
order to keep her happy. No, I don't get a knife & fork to it, nor to I
actually bite it, but I will make "yum" noises and *pretend* to bite it.


Oh, you're a much better slave than I am. When Nikki brings me a vole, I
just tell her to eat it herself (or I'll take it to the anthill - it
takes ants about 24 hours to dismantle one vole).


--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
PING Mishi Art Show jmcquown Cat anecdotes 8 July 14th 04 06:14 AM
"Let me SHOW you what you can do with this!" CajunPrincess Cat anecdotes 5 November 12th 03 09:08 PM
Report - cat show - judging - long Lois Reay Cat anecdotes 7 September 22nd 03 11:55 AM
Cat Show - judging Lois Reay Cat anecdotes 8 September 20th 03 04:22 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:19 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.