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Old August 22nd 12, 04:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Bear is Living Downstares

Da Bear don' wike wokking up and down da stares. So him has moved into
da firs flor. His Mommy, Anti Micki, putted his food bole and wadder
bole down dere and his bigbig pillow bed. Uncl Bill or Ant Miicki woks
him an widdle Samanfa rite outta da slidin dor down dere an he don hab
to use no stares.

Eberrybuddy bisits him lots. Anti Micki sits wiff him an brushes him
and Uncl Bill sits down dere an reeds and brushes him an toks to him.
Littl Samanfa go down dere to BOVVER him, sew he don' seep two mutsh.

hoomin note: Our first floor has always functioned as a finished
basemanet but Bear is living there now. He appears healthy and is
lively and happy anytime he isn't on the stairs. It's for the best and
we do spend lots of time with him.

Anover fing: Da pritty lady nex dor, Ant Wenny, tol Da Uncl Bill dat
he CANT be in his late sixties. She sed she thot he was in his
forties. So now he gotta big hed and is insufferbobble. Like allus. An
Da Bear gottoo play wiff Tank, hoo is Ant Wenny's big booldog.

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WooToo
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Old August 22nd 12, 09:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_15_]
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Default Da Bear is Living Downstares




Da Bear don' wike wokking up and down da stares. So him has moved into
da firs flor. His Mommy, Anti Micki, putted his food bole and wadder
bole down dere and his bigbig pillow bed. Uncl Bill or Ant Miicki woks
him an widdle Samanfa rite outta da slidin dor down dere an he don hab
to use no stares.


Eberrybuddy bisits him lots. Anti Micki sits wiff him an brushes him
and Uncl Bill sits down dere an reeds and brushes him an toks to him.
Littl Samanfa go down dere to BOVVER him, sew he don' seep two mutsh.


hoomin note: Our first floor has always functioned as a finished
basemanet but Bear is living there now. He appears healthy and is
lively and happy anytime he isn't on the stairs. It's for the best and
we do spend lots of time with him.


Anover fing: Da pritty lady nex dor, Ant Wenny, tol Da Uncl Bill dat
he CANT be in his late sixties. She sed she thot he was in his
forties. So now he gotta big hed and is insufferbobble. Like allus. An
Da Bear gottoo play wiff Tank, hoo is Ant Wenny's big booldog.


--
WooToo


Hai WooToo,
How old iz da Bear nao?
Dat wuz nise uf Unka Bill n Ant Micki tu put Bear's fings in da basement fur
hymself.
Ai hab neber seed uh pixshuir uf Unka Bill, but dat wuz nise uf Ant Wenny
tu sai dat tu Unkl Bill.
Et wuz uh kompliment. yeUP. Weh r gwad Da Bear gits tu pway wiff Tank ulso.

Mosey for his Hoam

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Old August 22nd 12, 09:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Da Bear is Living Downstares

On Aug 22, 4:39*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Da Bear don' wike wokking up and down da stares. So him has moved into
da firs flor. His Mommy, Anti Micki, putted his food bole and wadder
bole down dere and his bigbig pillow bed. Uncl Bill or Ant Miicki woks
him an widdle Samanfa rite outta da slidin dor down dere an he don hab
to use no stares.
Eberrybuddy bisits him lots. Anti Micki sits wiff him an brushes him
and Uncl Bill sits down dere an reeds and brushes him an toks to him.
Littl Samanfa go down dere to BOVVER him, sew he don' seep two mutsh.
hoomin note: Our first floor has always functioned as a finished
basemanet but Bear is living there now. He appears healthy and is
lively and happy anytime he isn't on the stairs. It's for the best and
we do spend lots of time with him.
Anover fing: Da pritty lady nex dor, Ant Wenny, tol Da Uncl Bill dat
he CANT be in his late sixties. She sed she thot he was in his
forties. So now he gotta big hed and is insufferbobble. Like allus. An
Da Bear gottoo play wiff Tank, hoo is Ant Wenny's big booldog.


--

WooToo


Hai WooToo,
How old iz da Bear nao?
Dat wuz nise uf Unka Bill n Ant Micki tu put Bear's fings in da basement fur
hymself.
Ai hab neber seed uh pixshuir uf Unka Bill, but dat wuz nise uf Ant Wenny
tu sai dat tu Unkl Bill.
Et wuz uh kompliment. yeUP. Weh r gwad Da Bear gits tu pway wiff Tank ulso.


Da Bear is firteen. He isn' aktin furry old sept wen he is on da
stares. He bisited wiff da ladee doggy Alee wen Anti Micki walkd him
diss mornin. She sez he dansd aroun.

Hee doo seep alot butted so dew I. An he gotted da nises bed.

--
WooToo

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Old August 22nd 12, 11:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_15_]
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Default Da Bear is Living Downstares




On Aug 22, 4:39 pm, "Mosey =^..^=
Da Bear don' wike wokking up and down da stares. So him has moved into
da firs flor. His Mommy, Anti Micki, putted his food bole and wadder
bole down dere and his bigbig pillow bed. Uncl Bill or Ant Miicki woks
him an widdle Samanfa rite outta da slidin dor down dere an he don hab
to use no stares.
Eberrybuddy bisits him lots. Anti Micki sits wiff him an brushes him
and Uncl Bill sits down dere an reeds and brushes him an toks to him.
Littl Samanfa go down dere to BOVVER him, sew he don' seep two mutsh.
hoomin note: Our first floor has always functioned as a finished
basemanet but Bear is living there now. He appears healthy and is
lively and happy anytime he isn't on the stairs. It's for the best and
we do spend lots of time with him.
Anover fing: Da pritty lady nex dor, Ant Wenny, tol Da Uncl Bill dat
he CANT be in his late sixties. She sed she thot he was in his
forties. So now he gotta big hed and is insufferbobble. Like allus. An
Da Bear gottoo play wiff Tank, hoo is Ant Wenny's big booldog.


--

WooToo


Hai WooToo,
How old iz da Bear nao?
Dat wuz nise uf Unka Bill n Ant Micki tu put Bear's fings in da basement
fur
hymself.
Ai hab neber seed uh pixshuir uf Unka Bill, but dat wuz nise uf Ant Wenny
tu sai dat tu Unkl Bill.
Et wuz uh kompliment. yeUP. Weh r gwad Da Bear gits tu pway wiff Tank
ulso.


Da Bear is firteen. He isn' aktin furry old sept wen he is on da
stares. He bisited wiff da ladee doggy Alee wen Anti Micki walkd him
diss mornin. She sez he dansd aroun.


Hee doo seep alot butted so dew I. An he gotted da nises bed.


--
WooToo


Da Bear iz fifteen? Wow, He sownz wike a reel nise doggy
Weh r gwad hym haz da nises bed. yeUP
Gud fur hym tu danse wif Alee wen Anti Micki walkd him diss mornin
Hym haz uh gudgud fambli hu lufs hym, n we fink yer fambli iz vury nise
ulso.
Weh luf yer hole fambli ulso.
Gib da Bear uh scritch frum usses, wyk ya pweez?
{directed to Unka Bill and Ant Micki ]

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps n Mommy Kyla


 




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