OT joke of the Day

Check the Hole

A man has been stranded on a deserted island for two years with no sex.
Until one day he finds a tree with a knot hole at just the right height,
and although not the perfect solution, it relieves some of the tension.

As he is walking along the shore one morning, he sees a woman washed up
on the beach. Rushing over to her, he finds she is still alive and
proceeds to revive her. She comes to, and is so grateful to her would be
rescuer that she offers to do anything for him. "Well I haven't had real
sex for over two and a half years." he says.

"Well help yourself." says the woman, and lies back on the sand. The
man can't believe his luck and runs at her and kicks her right between
the legs. Then realizing what he's done, he can't apologize enough. "I'm
really sorry." he says, "I was checking for squirrels."

Groan!
Charleen

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Check the Hole

A man has been stranded on a deserted island for two years with no sex.
Until one day he finds a tree with a knot hole at just the right height,
and although not the perfect solution, it relieves some of the tension.

As he is walking along the shore one morning, he sees a woman washed up
on the beach. Rushing over to her, he finds she is still alive and
proceeds to revive her. She comes to, and is so grateful to her would be
rescuer that she offers to do anything for him. "Well I haven't had real
sex for over two and a half years." he says.

"Well help yourself." says the woman, and lies back on the sand. The
man can't believe his luck and runs at her and kicks her right between
the legs. Then realizing what he's done, he can't apologize enough. "I'm
really sorry." he says, "I was checking for squirrels."