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I Foolded Uncl Bill
Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da
UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
On Jan 8, 9:56*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote: Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum *or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R As I wuz saying wen I wuz roodly innerupted by da computer I wuz RITE DERE wen he turnd aroun. An hee sed "wher hab you BIN" an, ub korse, I din' tell himseff NUFFING -- Sunrise, da TRIKY (an PRITTEE) wun |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
The times I have looked the house over and turned and the cat I am looking
for is right behind me GGGGGGRRRRRRR "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jan 8, 9:56 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R As I wuz saying wen I wuz roodly innerupted by da computer I wuz RITE DERE wen he turnd aroun. An hee sed "wher hab you BIN" an, ub korse, I din' tell himseff NUFFING -- Sunrise, da TRIKY (an PRITTEE) wun |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
beree kule, Trudi the qweet
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jan 8, 9:56 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R As I wuz saying wen I wuz roodly innerupted by da computer I wuz RITE DERE wen he turnd aroun. An hee sed "wher hab you BIN" an, ub korse, I din' tell himseff NUFFING -- Sunrise, da TRIKY (an PRITTEE) wun |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
On Jan 8, 10:56*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote: Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum *or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R Datz a kyoot stowy. BTW, yoo pawbly misspilled a wurd ai gnotissed. "following". Pawblee shud be "fawlink" or sumfing zimmulur. Ufferwise, furry gnicely rited peece. MeOwy |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
On Jan 9, 2:58*am, Will in New Haven
wrote: On Jan 8, 9:56*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum *or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R As I wuz saying wen I wuz roodly innerupted by da computer I wuz RITE DERE wen he turnd aroun. An hee sed "wher hab you BIN" an, ub korse, I din' tell himseff NUFFING -- Sunrise, da TRIKY (an PRITTEE) wun Hehehe! Hoomins can bee silly, cant dey? Dis egsercise is gudgud fur hoomins an wese gwad yu take ownin hoomins soso seeriuslee. Dey cood be owned by kittiez dat woodnt boffur! Harry |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
Tellz me bowt it, Harry. I haz to purrtend like I iz gonna do sum mischif to
get myown hoomin to eksersize. She sitz at da pooter tootoo much, so I haz to go to da uther side uv da room an act like Ize gonna nok sumfing off da kownter, or tear up sum paperz or sumfing, so dat she gitz up an walkz over to whare I iz. Sundance "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 9, 2:58 am, Will in New Haven wrote: On Jan 8, 9:56 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: Uncl Bill gotted dun talkin mushy stuff to Ant Jan and watshing da UConn Wadee Huskees an cam down da stares to go out wiff da dogs and giff dem dinner. An I wuz unner da tabl wen he gotted his cote on an da dogs tookd him out. Butted I din' fink nuffing ub itted. Butted he com in an, as he wuz feedin da dogs, he ast Missy wer I wuz. Wich is funny beclaws Missy woont tell him if he wuz on fier. After he feeded da dogs an, I am happee to seigh, changed da wadder bole, wich was full ob dog drool, hee started WOOKIN for me. An I FOLLERD himseff, sew he coont see mee. He wen down to da basemin beclaws he wuz afrade I wen down der wen he dood his laundery. I hid behin da dour, sew he neffer seed me and resoomd following him wen he cam upstares. DEN he wen up to see if I was in WooToos rum or in Mommy Micki's rum. I jus wen bak under da table, wer he had ALREDDY wookd. DEN, wile I watshed frum a hidden posishun unner da table, he wen too da fron DOOR and wooked OUTSIDE and den he WEN outside. Wike I wood go out into da kold and da sn*. It is to WAFF. Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R As I wuz saying wen I wuz roodly innerupted by da computer I wuz RITE DERE wen he turnd aroun. An hee sed "wher hab you BIN" an, ub korse, I din' tell himseff NUFFING -- Sunrise, da TRIKY (an PRITTEE) wun Hehehe! Hoomins can bee silly, cant dey? Dis egsercise is gudgud fur hoomins an wese gwad yu take ownin hoomins soso seeriuslee. Dey cood be owned by kittiez dat woodnt boffur! Harry |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
On Sat, 8 Jan 2011 18:56:08 -0800 (PST), Will in
New Haven's nimble, little paws typed: Wen he cam bak in, I slipt out from unner da tabl wen he wuzn wooking and den I wuz R Gud werk! Itz yur dooty to keep hoomanz on dere towz! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/9/2011 2:40:32 PM |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
On Jan 9, 4:52*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Tellz me bowt it, Harry. I haz to purrtend like I iz gonna do sum mischif to get myown hoomin to eksersize. She sitz at da pooter tootoo much, so I haz to go to da uther side uv da room an act like Ize gonna nok sumfing off da kownter, or tear up sum paperz or sumfing, so dat she gitz up an walkz over to whare I iz. Sundance Ha! Has yu effur dun da hurky fing wen inna hoomin bed? Meomie shootz up inna air n wands on hur feetz atta same tyme. Den me gets gwabbed n depursited inna hawl befur I effen get tu thu gud part - thu hurk! Meomie dus da mutterin dat hoomins dus - yu know - dum catz, hurkin on myne cween bed, eetin tutu mutch,gonna cwose dat bedwoom door at nite....dem fings. Itz gwate egsercise fur hoomins! Jack |
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I Foolded Uncl Bill
itz berree impurtint ta x r size yourown hoominz so dey stayz heafy enufta
opin da fudz, OEJ "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 9, 4:52 pm, "Sundance" wrote: Tellz me bowt it, Harry. I haz to purrtend like I iz gonna do sum mischif to get myown hoomin to eksersize. She sitz at da pooter tootoo much, so I haz to go to da uther side uv da room an act like Ize gonna nok sumfing off da kownter, or tear up sum paperz or sumfing, so dat she gitz up an walkz over to whare I iz. Sundance Ha! Has yu effur dun da hurky fing wen inna hoomin bed? Meomie shootz up inna air n wands on hur feetz atta same tyme. Den me gets gwabbed n depursited inna hawl befur I effen get tu thu gud part - thu hurk! Meomie dus da mutterin dat hoomins dus - yu know - dum catz, hurkin on myne cween bed, eetin tutu mutch,gonna cwose dat bedwoom door at nite....dem fings. Itz gwate egsercise fur hoomins! Jack |
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