A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups » Cat community
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #11  
Old January 11th 12, 05:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 424
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?




No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the
world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at
least.

Gramby


OT, you is allez welcome to come here, you know. I dont fink you will
efurr need to, but you is allez welcome anyway.


Harri


Yew iz sew nise Harri
ai wysh ai cud hab meeted yew wen yew n yer Paw wer wurking n libin wer ai m
in Kent Warshingtuna, bak den.
O wull.
Weh kan beh frendz efen tho weh r bof winked..rite? rrite..yeUP

Mosey

  #12  
Old January 20th 12, 09:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?

diz juzt proofz dat ursef shuld be byin morekittee toyz, OEJ, defindin
herown furnd
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not
cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went
missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was
nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the
two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey
holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat
sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there.

I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper
and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do
anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind
the couch.

No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world
of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least.

Gramby



  #13  
Old January 20th 12, 09:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?

trudi perks up and for the first time since her beloved jack left her picks
up the skort buk... hhmmm, ursefz shuld catsider courtin sam whut lifez with
cinnamon, himz iz a big burlee mancat whut iz all black, trudi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, Gramby wrote:

I really don't want to give him away, not today at least.


[Two Zot girls look at each other]

Hmmmmmm. A husky man-cat???????

Cybčle: Cud he handle twp sassy gurl catz??

Oriane: He'z awedy winked....

Cybčle: Oh, hokay, no den, datz fine......

--
Purrs,

Cybčle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/10/2012 8:18:19 PM



  #14  
Old January 20th 12, 10:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,164
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?

why should I spend good toonas on toys when a pill bottle with some beans is
that they go for?

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

diz juzt proofz dat ursef shuld be byin morekittee toyz, OEJ, defindin
herown furnd
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not
cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went
missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was
nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the
two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey
holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat
sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there.

I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper
and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do
anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind
the couch.

No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world
of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least.

Gramby


  #15  
Old January 21st 12, 01:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,093
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?

Hapz datz wi yur pill boddle wif reel pillz got stolen???



On 1/20/2012 2:43 PM, Gramby wrote:
why should I spend good toonas on toys when a pill bottle with some
beans is that they go for?

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

diz juzt proofz dat ursef shuld be byin morekittee toyz, OEJ, defindin
herown furnd
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare
does not cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day
and it went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for
it and was nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and
WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in
one of the hidey holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of
an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could
fit in there.

I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper
and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do
anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran
behind the couch.

No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the
world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at
least.

Gramby


  #16  
Old January 21st 12, 01:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,164
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?

Nope her hadnt dun dat afore. but we scovred it quz grate fun anna a roun
one iz bedder.

"Booker" wrote in message ...

Hapz datz wi yur pill boddle wif reel pillz got stolen???



On 1/20/2012 2:43 PM, Gramby wrote:
why should I spend good toonas on toys when a pill bottle with some
beans is that they go for?

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

diz juzt proofz dat ursef shuld be byin morekittee toyz, OEJ, defindin
herown furnd
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare
does not cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day
and it went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for
it and was nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and
WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in
one of the hidey holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of
an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could
fit in there.

I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper
and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do
anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran
behind the couch.

No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the
world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at
least.

Gramby



  #17  
Old January 21st 12, 01:49 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 4,912
Default Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?

ok den makin more toyz, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
why should I spend good toonas on toys when a pill bottle with some beans
is that they go for?

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

diz juzt proofz dat ursef shuld be byin morekittee toyz, OEJ, defindin
herown furnd
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does
not cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it
went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was
nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the
two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey
holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat
sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there.

I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper
and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do
anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran
behind the couch.

No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world
of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least.

Gramby




 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
By the Pound; Not the Count harry Cat anecdotes 16 January 29th 10 07:49 PM
Holy cow! 44 pound cat!!!! Victor Martinez Cat anecdotes 3 July 31st 08 06:41 PM
He gained a pound!! Kreisleriana[_3_] Cat anecdotes 14 April 13th 08 02:27 AM
At the pound Norm Cat anecdotes 1 June 10th 05 10:07 PM
Pound uthinasia muffin Cat rescue 10 May 16th 04 07:37 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:43 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.