Introducing Cousin Roscoe

"Sylvia M." wrote in message
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[sniffnosesniffnose] Sure! Got any mice?

Cousin Roscoe

I yam owtta dem furr neow...
If yu fynd sum, I make gudgud micekreem an mousicles.

Try uh Mousicle... X:3QQ----------------

Pitoonya

Hey, Pitoonya, I thawt yoo had sum ployeez dat gettid da micez fur yoo. Iz
dey awl on vacayshun? Dey better git bak soon, cuz we haz lotz uv eventz
kummin up dis munf.

Rebecca

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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I'm from Indiana. My humans found me outside of a pizza parlor. They are
named Becky and Joe. Right now I'm living in a hotel because my humans
are working the carnival/state fair circuit. Eventually, we'll end up in
Florida with my cousins Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney.

Iz yoo gonna liv wif yur cuzzins, or juss vizit?

Rebecca

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
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Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

Hi Roscoe! Do yu have eer tufts?

Gee, Allegra, I don't know. I'm too busy playing to look in a mirror.

Cousin Roscoe

How abowt wite pawz, or at leest sum wite on dem. We juss startid a
white-footed kitty club (WFKC) and yoo cud joyn if yoo want.

Rebecca, HKC, WFKC

"Tabitha Fluffytail" wrote in message
news
[Roscoe sniffs the Mousicle] Is it good for growing kittens?

Cousin Roscoe

I can answer dat fur Pitoonya, since her ahd to step out. Dey
is furry
gud, and dey is gud fur you too. Dey is made wif real meowsies
and wif
only da freshest of ingredients.

Tabitha

Datz rite, Cuz Roscoe!
fangu Tabitha

Iz juzt uh furrozen meowze...wun ingreediyent.

Pitoonya

On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:18:28 +0000, Rebecca wrote:

Hey, Pitoonya, I thawt yoo had sum ployeez dat gettid da micez fur yoo. Iz
dey awl on vacayshun? Dey better git bak soon, cuz we haz lotz uv eventz
kummin up dis munf.

Rebecca

My sisfurs and I are all excellent mousers, so we will start hunting up a
fresh batch of mousies. And if Pitoonya wants we can even catch a few
gophermousies!

Amelia

Well, two months ago I was living in the Out, in back of a pizza place. I
was very skinny and had fleas. Then I smelled a nice pizza delivery girl
and went up to her. "Please take me home with you," I meowed. She tossed
me a piece of pepperoni to see how hungry I was, and I inhaled it! She
took me home that night! Boy, am I lucky!

You shud meet Clarence, Chester, an Nathan. They makez grate pizza!

I'm sure I'll meet them soon. Lilith Kitten-Mahoney said something
about a ball coming up. Is it the kind filled with catnip that you
chase around?

Yes, I am Lilith Kitten-Mahoney's cousin. My female human is her human's
sister. I'm living in a hotel because my female human and her boyfriend
work the carnival and state fair circuit, and are working their way down
to where Lilith Kitten-Mahoney and her clowder lives. I over heard my
female human saying something about getting fixed, even though I'm not
broke. Do you have any idea what that means?

Um, don't wurree abowt dat. When it happinz, let usses know, an Fluffykitz
Catering will bring yoo lotz uv fudz to, uh... sellybrate! Yeh, datz it,
sellybrate!

Okay. My female human said that I'm getting fixed next Monday and I
don't know how long I'll be at TED's. Will you bring food for the other
cats imprisoned there?

Cousin Roscoe

I LUVS tackling hoomin toes! Come teleport ofur to mine place and we can
tackle lotz of hoomin toes. I'z a specialist in dat. I tackle mine
Meowmies and Paws toes, and they squeal in delight!

Ranger

[The teleporter twinkles, winkles and shines, and out steps Cousin
Roscoe.] Meow Ranger! Which way is the scratching post?

Cousin Roscoe

It'z right ofer here. We'z got a cat tree wif carpet on it dat's fun to
scratch, and a couple turboscratchers. And Meowmie and Paw will be home in
a few hours and den we'z will have toes to tackle.

Ranger

[Cream colored kitten with rings on his tail goes over to the
turboscratcher and scratchscratchscratches it. He gives the ball in the
tube a good whack, too.]

Want to go exploring?

Cousin Roscoe

I'm from Indiana. My humans found me outside of a pizza parlor. They are
named Becky and Joe. Right now I'm living in a hotel because my humans
are working the carnival/state fair circuit. Eventually, we'll end up in
Florida with my cousins Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney.

Iz yoo gonna liv wif yur cuzzins, or juss vizit?

I'm going to live with them for a while, until my humans find their own
place. I'm not sure how long that's going to be, though.

Cousin Roscoe

Meow, every kitty! I'm Cousin Roscoe!

Hi Roscoe! Do yu have eer tufts?

Gee, Allegra, I don't know. I'm too busy playing to look in a mirror.

Cousin Roscoe

How abowt wite pawz, or at leest sum wite on dem. We juss startid a
white-footed kitty club (WFKC) and yoo cud joyn if yoo want.

Rebecca, HKC, WFKC

No, I think I'm all orange/cream colored with tabby rings on my tail.
If my female human ever gets around to taking my picture, I'll let you know.

Cousin Roscoe

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:18:28 +0000, Rebecca wrote:

Hey, Pitoonya, I thawt yoo had sum ployeez dat gettid da
micez fur yoo. Iz
dey awl on vacayshun? Dey better git bak soon, cuz we haz
lotz uv eventz
kummin up dis munf.

Rebecca

My sisfurs and I are all excellent mousers, so we will start
hunting up a
fresh batch of mousies. And if Pitoonya wants we can even catch
a few
gophermousies!

Amelia
YUp...yu ar hyered. Juzt sav dem in da freezerbox.
I kn gofur gofurmize tuu!

Pitoonya