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Smokey writes Harry Potter
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day
reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil |
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
My room called me at work all excited because book 6 arrived today. She's read about half of it so far, and is going out this evening with friends. I wonder what she would do if i hid the book? *evil grin* Kristi |
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Enfilade wrote:
Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil Where's the BW on this??? You know owe me a cleaning for my 17" flat panel monitor, the desktop in front of it, and the bass/amp behind it LOL |
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On 16 Jul 2005 18:11:54 -0700, "Enfilade"
yodeled: Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil ROFL! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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ROFL! These are hilarious. Smokey is obviously a very talented
writer! -- Britta "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown Check out pictures of Vino at: http://photos.yahoo.com/badwilson click on the Vino album Enfilade wrote: Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
ups.com... Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil ROTFLMAOWTIME! Fil, you're a riot!!! DH got the newest book yesterday. Hugs, CatNipped |
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ROFLOL! Too funny!
Just started the 6th book yesterday. Christine "Enfilade" wrote in message ups.com... Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil |
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Very funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Best wishes, -- Polonca & Soncek "Enfilade" wrote in message ups.com... Smokey has had to deal with Meowmie and Paw occupying his couch all day reading something called "Harry Potter." Smokey says he can write better books than that, and here are the titles (And synopsis) 1. Hairy Poker and the Philosopher's Phone Okay, this book is about a grey tomcat who is the Hairy Poker, an' his Meowmie is always talking on the phone when she could be spending her time petting him, so he hasta find a way to defeat the phone an' get his Meowmie's attention. 2. Hairy Poker and the Chamber of Secrets It's about what happens when the bathroom door is closed. Very mysterious, very spooky, and has frightening scenes involving immersion in water. 3. Hairy Poker and the Prisoner of Animalshelter The Hairy Poker goes back in time to the day the evil Lord Voldenox gets taken out of the shelter by their mutual Meowmie and Paw. Don't do it Paw, she's evil!!! 4. Hairy Poker and the Giblets of Fire It's about chicken and hot sauce. And eating. 5. Hairy Poker and the Order of Phoenix Wings Kinda like the fourth book, except with jar doo wings from Phoenix Fine Asian Food (which is a real restaurant down the street from me) 6. Hairy Poker and the Half-Pint Bits Hairy Poker's Paw adopts two kittens who think they are part human. 7. ??mystery title yet to be announced! --Fil |
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You should become a writer Fil, your posts are so entertaining.
Suz&Spicey |
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