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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
Deer kitties;
Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
Maui,
TED tellz me to stop likin furs two. Ize hadda go to da TED monthz ago cuz I had no furz on one side. Da Ovaban helped my furz grow bak. But den Ize been likin furs again since Frieda went to da RB. She waz a liddle rat, but I misses hur. TED sayz as long as Ize pullin my furz out I gotta take Ovaban. Itz not so bad cuz I get Pit-R-Pat after. Booker Paw Ess: Dere's a new liddle box on meowmies desk dat sayz Frieda on top. Sumthin bout her remains, meowmie sayz. Furry pretty box, smellz gud too. FurrsomeThreesome wrote: Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
Happy Purr Day, Mr. Maui-Meezer! May there be many more!
Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence "FurrsomeThreesome" wrote in message ups.com... Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
Aww, we'ze got sum ov does bokses tu.
Wun of dem is Ms. Panda-ov-Toes. De offurs is Mr. Lenny and Ms. Lucy hoo I neffur met. Ms. Panda an' me appurrently din't get along, butted it did seem I wuz de mowst upsetted wen she left (dat wuz last December). Her 'dopted kittin Sprout! din't seem so upset as me. Da furz thing has come and gone, befor then and sinze then, and rite now I seem tu be letting sum grow bak, so I HOPE I git nanners agin soon. Maui-baldy-birfday-cat. Me wrote: Maui, TED tellz me to stop likin furs two. Ize hadda go to da TED monthz ago cuz I had no furz on one side. Da Ovaban helped my furz grow bak. But den Ize been likin furs again since Frieda went to da RB. She waz a liddle rat, but I misses hur. TED sayz as long as Ize pullin my furz out I gotta take Ovaban. Itz not so bad cuz I get Pit-R-Pat after. Booker Paw Ess: Dere's a new liddle box on meowmies desk dat sayz Frieda on top. Sumthin bout her remains, meowmie sayz. Furry pretty box, smellz gud too. FurrsomeThreesome wrote: Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
FurrsomeThreesome wrote:
Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. Happu Purrrr Day, Maui! Concatyulashunz on b-kummin uh DOC. Heer at 10 bnanananaz inna buntsh! ((((())))) Pitö.önya |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
Paw-Ess:
I got my nanner bitz tunite. Yummy nanners. I gota whole haffa little nanner slice all for me! Meowmie sez I gotta promise not tu go more bald agin. She isn't REALLY sure I'ze got fud allergies and iff I duz she's not REALLY sure it was cuz of bananas, but she's bin feedin us only speshul allergy fud to at least proof or disproof da point fur Dr. Bonnie. Maui, hoo is suspected of being not a cat but a rare Demented Wingless Siamese Fruit Bat. Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: FurrsomeThreesome wrote: Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. Happu Purrrr Day, Maui! Concatyulashunz on b-kummin uh DOC. Heer at 10 bnanananaz inna buntsh! ((((())))) Pitö.önya |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
Yu deserved da nanner, cuz yur now a DOC. Glad yur hoomin finally
figured dat out. I neber had a nanner. Snowflake PawEss, meowmie sayz to tell you dat Science Diet Sensitive Skin seems to help Booker from returning to the bald cat state. FurrsomeThreesome wrote: Paw-Ess: I got my nanner bitz tunite. Yummy nanners. I gota whole haffa little nanner slice all for me! Meowmie sez I gotta promise not tu go more bald agin. She isn't REALLY sure I'ze got fud allergies and iff I duz she's not REALLY sure it was cuz of bananas, but she's bin feedin us only speshul allergy fud to at least proof or disproof da point fur Dr. Bonnie. Maui, hoo is suspected of being not a cat but a rare Demented Wingless Siamese Fruit Bat. Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote: FurrsomeThreesome wrote: Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. Happu Purrrr Day, Maui! Concatyulashunz on b-kummin uh DOC. Heer at 10 bnanananaz inna buntsh! ((((())))) Pitö.önya |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
tell him he kan hafit when hiz furz growz bak, anna don't let yourown hooman
furgetta gifit to him when dat happinz, Tiger fur hiz howze, hey i iza DOC diz year alzo anna i juzt remfurred, dat iza same purrday az one of soft's hooman neicez, Tiger FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message ups.com... Deer kitties; Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun. So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder Cat. Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur offurwise. Fangu, Blue, Purrday Manager. |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:07:13 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: tell him he kan hafit when hiz furz growz bak, anna don't let yourown hooman furgetta gifit to him when dat happinz, Tiger fur hiz howze, hey i iza DOC diz year alzo anna i juzt remfurred, dat iza same purrday az one of soft's hooman neicez, Tiger My luf! Yew didn't effen tell dat to myownself! A DOC?!! Why dis calls fur a sellabrashun. [low voice] Countess, may I ask your chef to do me a faffur, pleeze? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 8/18/2006 9:59:11 AM anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net |
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Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
My luf! Yew didn't effen tell dat to myownself! A DOC?!! Why dis
calls fur a sellabrashun. [low voice] Countess, may I ask your chef to do me a faffur, pleeze? But of course! He is always delighted to help wiz ze special requestz. Countess K |
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