Shameful behavior at TEDs

Julie Porter wrote:
Me wrote:
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da
soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da
table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up
in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him,
an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I kissed TED the first time I
saw her!

Clarence

Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't deserve to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with what he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to melt into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are scary!

Chester and Nathan

Me wrote:
Julie Porter wrote:


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed



See, see, see...Ize not alone. Clarence an Leo an me all ar freendly
kitties. All da othurs ar just rude.

Booker

I agree!

Clarence

Me wrote:
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at
TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz.
Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da
soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up
and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da
table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump
up
in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with
him,
an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over
to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I kissed TED the first time
I
saw her!

Clarence

Owh, dats nise! I crawld under hur shirt. Ime REEL shye.

Jack

Julie Porter wrote:
Me wrote:
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at
TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz.
Ize
waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da
soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up
and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da
table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump
up
in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with
him,
an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over
to
TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I kissed TED the first time
I
saw her!

Clarence

Owh, dats nise! I crawld under hur shirt. Ime REEL shye.

Jack

For some reason, Chester and Nathan think TED is horrible! They're
scared of everything!

Clarence

diz iz gotta bea krime or somfin, Tiger, offikal ted hater
Me wrote in message
...
We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him, an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

da onliezt good ted iz a bit ted, Tiger, with his howze agreein
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't deserve to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with what he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to melt into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are scary!

Chester and Nathan

For some reason, Chester and Nathan think TED is horrible! They're
scared of everything!

Clarence

Du u reely want Chief Justicat whoze skared uv evrything? Afrayd 2 make
bold decishuns? I not skared uv nuthin, not even Fatcat!

"Lovable Louise"

On Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:04:44 -0700, Me's nimble, little paws typed:

We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him, an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

I duzn't blamy yuze. I woodn't let TED pet me! I runs and hidez!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
8/17/2006 1:23:23 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

you iza proper kitty, Tiger, the only gud ted iza bit ted
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Mon, 14 Aug 2006 18:04:44 -0700, Me's nimble, little paws typed:

We'd like tu report sum shameful behavior dat ar brudder did at TEDs
last week.

Meowmie brote all of uses to TED Walker fur checkups and shotz. Ize waz
in da hard carrier, way way in bak. Chappy and Booker were in da soft
carriers. Meowmie brotz all of us into da xamining rum.

Den Booker kept pushin on his carrier so meowmie opened it up and he
kame out on his own an xplored da hole rum. Den he jumped on da table an
flopped on his side like he owned da place.

Den TED camed in an started pettin Booker and he stuck his rump up in da
air like he LIKED TED. How shameful. Den when TED waz dun with him, an
riting on his chart, Booker jumped off da table and ran ran over to TED
for more pets. TED waz laughin cuz Booker waz aktin like a d*g.

Chappy an me was mortified.

Snowflake

I duzn't blamy yuze. I woodn't let TED pet me! I runs and hidez!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
8/17/2006 1:23:23 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net