Pirate Cat Voyage Update #6

"jen.d" wrote:

Kid is more girl than many boys can handle! She has the finest butt this
side of the NE quadrant, and she knows how to walk it. If he be a strong boy
that knows how to treat a lady, and yet let's her sleep on her green pillow
high up in the closet in peace on occassion, than she might consider leaving
the disgrunted IT cats. She also partakes in eating chicken, and goes gaga
for the scent of tinted Blistex "Lip Tone" lip balm. Kid likes unicorns,
rainbows and long walks on the beach, starlight nights and a good lazer
tease on occassion.

Jen controlled by Kid.


Huuummm, Butts. I like a nice, trim, gently swaying, tush. You and I
just might be able to work something out, Miss Kid. I don't eat hoomin
food, and will not argue your right for pieces of chicken. I've never
smelled Blistex "Lip Tone" lip balm, but I LOVE smelling new and unusual
scents. I like new smells, laying in the sun in our enclosure, watching
the hoomins act stupid, watching the birds above, starlight, and
figuring out our kitty toys.

Merlin, who is grateful that Pine Cone thought of him

Adam wrote:


Kin I bring back a Tasmanian tiger for Louise? Maybe if I brought her one,
she might like me. She'z been here 6 years an she still hisses at me
sometimes.

Allegra, Chief Ballast


Only if you can find a place to keep it out of everyone's way. Maybe
you're trying too hard with Louise. A good hiss back and a paw swat can
work wonders with inter-feline relationships.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Adam wrote:


Kin I bring back a Tasmanian tiger for Louise? Maybe if I brought her one,
she might like me. She'z been here 6 years an she still hisses at me
sometimes.

Allegra, Chief Ballast


Only if you can find a place to keep it out of everyone's way. Maybe
you're trying too hard with Louise. A good hiss back and a paw swat can
work wonders with inter-feline relationships.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Kin I bring back a Tasmanian tiger for Louise? Maybe if I brought her
one,
she might like me. She'z been here 6 years an she still hisses at me
sometimes.

Allegra, Chief Ballast

Only if you can find a place to keep it out of everyone's way. Maybe
you're trying too hard with Louise. A good hiss back and a paw swat can
work wonders with inter-feline relationships.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

I'm nice to Louise, she's the one that still stares and hisses and yowls and
swats. It hasn't been easy keeping my position as head cat with only a
minimum of vocalizing and physical contact. Mostly I just respond with The
Look and she retreats. But I'd rather have a friend, like Lionel (RB) used
to be, than an enemy.

The humans say the Tasmanian tiger is extinct, but they're only humans, so
they probably didn't even know where to look. When RPCC went on a safari,
she saw one and it even spoke to her, but then it ran off.

Allegra, Chief Ballast
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

Kin I bring back a Tasmanian tiger for Louise? Maybe if I brought her
one,
she might like me. She'z been here 6 years an she still hisses at me
sometimes.

Allegra, Chief Ballast

Only if you can find a place to keep it out of everyone's way. Maybe
you're trying too hard with Louise. A good hiss back and a paw swat can
work wonders with inter-feline relationships.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

I'm nice to Louise, she's the one that still stares and hisses and yowls and
swats. It hasn't been easy keeping my position as head cat with only a
minimum of vocalizing and physical contact. Mostly I just respond with The
Look and she retreats. But I'd rather have a friend, like Lionel (RB) used
to be, than an enemy.

The humans say the Tasmanian tiger is extinct, but they're only humans, so
they probably didn't even know where to look. When RPCC went on a safari,
she saw one and it even spoke to her, but then it ran off.

Allegra, Chief Ballast
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

Adam wrote:

I'm nice to Louise, she's the one that still stares and hisses and yowls and
swats. It hasn't been easy keeping my position as head cat with only a
minimum of vocalizing and physical contact. Mostly I just respond with The
Look and she retreats. But I'd rather have a friend, like Lionel (RB) used
to be, than an enemy.

The humans say the Tasmanian tiger is extinct, but they're only humans, so
they probably didn't even know where to look. When RPCC went on a safari,
she saw one and it even spoke to her, but then it ran off.



In that case, If you can find one, we'll find room for it somewhere.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. wanting to help Allegra out

Adam wrote:

I'm nice to Louise, she's the one that still stares and hisses and yowls and
swats. It hasn't been easy keeping my position as head cat with only a
minimum of vocalizing and physical contact. Mostly I just respond with The
Look and she retreats. But I'd rather have a friend, like Lionel (RB) used
to be, than an enemy.

The humans say the Tasmanian tiger is extinct, but they're only humans, so
they probably didn't even know where to look. When RPCC went on a safari,
she saw one and it even spoke to her, but then it ran off.



In that case, If you can find one, we'll find room for it somewhere.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. wanting to help Allegra out

The humans say the Tasmanian tiger is extinct, but they're only humans,
so
they probably didn't even know where to look. When RPCC went on a
safari,
she saw one and it even spoke to her, but then it ran off.

In that case, If you can find one, we'll find room for it somewhere.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. wanting to help Allegra out

Fangu furry much! I think Louise would like a Tasmanian tiger very much.
How long do we stay in southern Australia and where do we go next?

Allegra, Chief Ballast
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

The humans say the Tasmanian tiger is extinct, but they're only humans,
so
they probably didn't even know where to look. When RPCC went on a
safari,
she saw one and it even spoke to her, but then it ran off.

In that case, If you can find one, we'll find room for it somewhere.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. wanting to help Allegra out

Fangu furry much! I think Louise would like a Tasmanian tiger very much.
How long do we stay in southern Australia and where do we go next?

Allegra, Chief Ballast
--
email: rubin AT bestweb DOT net

Adam wrote:

Fangu furry much! I think Louise would like a Tasmanian tiger very much.
How long do we stay in southern Australia and where do we go next?

Allegra, Chief Ballast


Allegra, you better get on board right now. We leave tomorrow for
Melborn. We gotta rescue Chloe from the Statue cats and the evil
Tiffany. Now there's some no account stray named Jetson who's moved in
with them, and while he's concentrating on Tiffany right now, he may set
his sights on Chloe again.

Not only that, but we need to go to Dave G.'s house and sing to his wink
wink Dot, and their d*gs. I figure that it will be a grand singing.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.