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December 16th 03, 08:16 PM
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A (bad) Christmas Poem
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that -- Margaret Fine 
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December 16th 03, 08:31 PM
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Not bad at all! On the contrary, it is delightful, and certainly hits
home with cat people. -- Joy Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Winter (or Summer) Solstice, Hogmanay and New Year! If that didn't cover it, Season's Greetings! "Margaret Fine" wrote in message k.net... If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that -- Margaret Fine
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#3
December 16th 03, 10:41 PM
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Margaret Fine wrote:
If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that Oh, I like that!
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#4
December 16th 03, 11:10 PM
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Very clever, Margaret.
Lois "Margaret Fine" wrote in message k.net... If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that -- Margaret Fine
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December 16th 03, 11:20 PM
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Nice.....thats why the presents are kept in the cupboard!! So much for the
nice present nder the tree look!! Purrs Angela and Gizmo "Margaret Fine" wrote in message k.net... If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that -- Margaret Fine
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December 16th 03, 11:23 PM
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That is NOT bad. Too funny!
Karen "Margaret Fine" wrote in message k.net... If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that -- Margaret Fine
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December 17th 03, 01:47 AM
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Margaret Fine wrote in
k.net on 16 Dec 2003: If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me [...] Too cute! In our case it includes what is inside the package. Shadow, Shamrock and Bonnie directed me to get a turbo scratcher, a play-n-squeak mouse and a feliway diffuser for Jake and Lightning (former stray friends of theirs) and before I had the turbo scratcher wrapped, Shamrock tore a hole in the plastic wrap. I think he forgot it was for Jake and figured he could get him something else later. Doesn't matter that we already have two of them!  -- Cheryl "I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. I will not refuse to do the something I can do." - Helen Keller
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December 17th 03, 03:59 AM
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I think that's wonderful (and hilarious), Margaret!
-- Marina
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#9
December 17th 03, 05:50 AM
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I like your poem; it's a good one! Very aprepo to the season.....and so true
about the cats, who are most irreverent of all our decorating efforts.... "Marina" wrote in message ... : I think that's wonderful (and hilarious), Margaret! : : -- : Marina
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#10
December 17th 03, 07:03 AM
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Margaret Fine wrote in message nk.net...
If under the Christmas Tree you see A poorly wrapped package from Me Remember that I have a cat and upon your box he has sat If the ribbon on your package is tattered and the rest looks a little splattered Remember that I have a cat Who wore the bow on his head like a hat If the paper on your package is shredded and the gifts inside are now dreaded Remember that I have a cat and let's just leave it at that Hee hee! That all sounds awfully familiar. ;-) ------ Krista Who thinks the poem is great!
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