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A new road trip
[Out in a remote corner of western Utah a small section of air starts to
shimmer and glow. Cats start to emerge from the glow, some walking, some riding motorcycles, some driving cars, some in aircraft. A lovely aqua T-Bird emerges from the teleporter, a beautiful Persian kitty at the wheel. The kitties begin to congregate, laughing and meowing and joking with each other. They are emerging onto a large, barren dry lake bed. A few kitties notice a table set up nearby. On the table are a chronograph and a few computers. The chronograph is counting hundredths of seconds. Far off down the lake bed a dark speck can be seen moving towards the assembled kitties. It grows rapidly closer. As it draws within a few hundred yards the assembled kitties see that the speck is a silvery motorcycle, moving very fast. The motorcycle roars past the assembled kitties, crossing an infrabed beam that stops the chronograph. The motorcycle then slows, taking almost a mile to come to a stop, then slowly heads back towards the assembled kitties. As the cycle draws near they see that it is being driven by a small orange tabby. As she stops by the table and takes off her helmet, they see that it's Harri Roadcat.] Meow, efurrykitty! And welcome to the Bonneville Salt Flats. I like to come out here when I wants to ride furry, furry fast. And I beated mineown personal best dis time - woohoo! Anyway, da reason I infited all of you here is so dat we could do anudder road trip. I was finking we could let any kitties who felt like some speed tests to do some runs here, den we could leave on da trip. We'z gots lots of kittycycles - doze motorcycles dat haf stabilizers so dat dey can't fall over, and can run on autopilot, and will brake demselves if a kitty is about to haf an accident. An we gots lots of convertible cars, bof auto-drive and manual drive. An we gots caticopters, and ultralight airplanes, and I believe some of you has dune buggies an wez gots some spare dune buggies. Once da kitties dat want to do some fastfast drifing are done, we could head east from here. Dere's some sights to see along da freeway, den we can head south to Zion National Park, an see Byrce Canyum, an Kodachrome Canyum, den cross into Arifurzona. In Arifurzona we can then see Canyum de Chelley, den head west to see da Grand Canyum. On da approach to da Grand Canyum we can fly along da Colorado River, and can do a picnic dere if we wants to. For any kitties who are innerested, da old trip from long, long ago in ancient history can be found in da links below. Dat looks like it was a inneresting trip. Cleocatra, dat was so long ago, was it hard to steer da bigbig RV around da dinosaurs that must haf been crossin da freeways? What? WHy ar eyou hissing at me? I was just asking! I'm sorry, but dey is prolly not in order; after all, dey was researched by mineown Paw, and you know how doze hoomins is when it comes to stuff like dat. http://tinyurl.com/59oxko http://tinyurl.com/5l73ht http://tinyurl.com/59538k http://tinyurl.com/5zogg3 http://tinyurl.com/5cltmp http://tinyurl.com/68bc3a http://tinyurl.com/5lb6v8 http://tinyurl.com/666dns http://tinyurl.com/6q2uhy http://tinyurl.com/5ve6ec http://tinyurl.com/5kwhdr http://tinyurl.com/5egmwh An if you wants to read about TV and Cleo's bewinking in da Grand Canyum, dat can be found at http://tinyurl.com/6xndhf I know dere is more parts, but dat is da bestest I could put togeffer wifout spending too much time on it. I'z impatient to get da trip started! Now, efurrykitty, over dere [she points with a tiny but dusty orange paw] is Cleocatra's big semitruck. In da back is a bunch of special motorcycles, wif da special kitty comfort and and safety additions, and a bunch of convertible cars. An parked over dere is a whole bunch of caticopters, and some ultralight airplanes, an a few dune buggies over behind da ultralights. Efurryone take a look at all da behicles, and take dem fur test rides or flights, and figger out what you want to drife fur da road trip. OT, I'z gots us a special ultralight wif a liddle cabin in da back, wif a lidderboks an fud and wadder an a autopilot and nap cushions. It's da orange one wif tabby stripes. Harri |
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A new road trip
Oh dat iz wunderfulz Harri. O T beams at her with such pride that she can
orgnize all of this. He thinks to himself, She sure iz one spezial girlcat. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... [Out in a remote corner of western Utah a small section of air starts to shimmer and glow. Cats start to emerge from the glow, some walking, some riding motorcycles, some driving cars, some in aircraft. A lovely aqua T-Bird emerges from the teleporter, a beautiful Persian kitty at the wheel. The kitties begin to congregate, laughing and meowing and joking with each other. They are emerging onto a large, barren dry lake bed. A few kitties notice a table set up nearby. On the table are a chronograph and a few computers. The chronograph is counting hundredths of seconds. Far off down the lake bed a dark speck can be seen moving towards the assembled kitties. It grows rapidly closer. As it draws within a few hundred yards the assembled kitties see that the speck is a silvery motorcycle, moving very fast. The motorcycle roars past the assembled kitties, crossing an infrabed beam that stops the chronograph. The motorcycle then slows, taking almost a mile to come to a stop, then slowly heads back towards the assembled kitties. As the cycle draws near they see that it is being driven by a small orange tabby. As she stops by the table and takes off her helmet, they see that it's Harri Roadcat.] Meow, efurrykitty! And welcome to the Bonneville Salt Flats. I like to come out here when I wants to ride furry, furry fast. And I beated mineown personal best dis time - woohoo! Anyway, da reason I infited all of you here is so dat we could do anudder road trip. I was finking we could let any kitties who felt like some speed tests to do some runs here, den we could leave on da trip. We'z gots lots of kittycycles - doze motorcycles dat haf stabilizers so dat dey can't fall over, and can run on autopilot, and will brake demselves if a kitty is about to haf an accident. An we gots lots of convertible cars, bof auto-drive and manual drive. An we gots caticopters, and ultralight airplanes, and I believe some of you has dune buggies an wez gots some spare dune buggies. Once da kitties dat want to do some fastfast drifing are done, we could head east from here. Dere's some sights to see along da freeway, den we can head south to Zion National Park, an see Byrce Canyum, an Kodachrome Canyum, den cross into Arifurzona. In Arifurzona we can then see Canyum de Chelley, den head west to see da Grand Canyum. On da approach to da Grand Canyum we can fly along da Colorado River, and can do a picnic dere if we wants to. For any kitties who are innerested, da old trip from long, long ago in ancient history can be found in da links below. Dat looks like it was a inneresting trip. Cleocatra, dat was so long ago, was it hard to steer da bigbig RV around da dinosaurs that must haf been crossin da freeways? What? WHy ar eyou hissing at me? I was just asking! I'm sorry, but dey is prolly not in order; after all, dey was researched by mineown Paw, and you know how doze hoomins is when it comes to stuff like dat. http://tinyurl.com/59oxko http://tinyurl.com/5l73ht http://tinyurl.com/59538k http://tinyurl.com/5zogg3 http://tinyurl.com/5cltmp http://tinyurl.com/68bc3a http://tinyurl.com/5lb6v8 http://tinyurl.com/666dns http://tinyurl.com/6q2uhy http://tinyurl.com/5ve6ec http://tinyurl.com/5kwhdr http://tinyurl.com/5egmwh An if you wants to read about TV and Cleo's bewinking in da Grand Canyum, dat can be found at http://tinyurl.com/6xndhf I know dere is more parts, but dat is da bestest I could put togeffer wifout spending too much time on it. I'z impatient to get da trip started! Now, efurrykitty, over dere [she points with a tiny but dusty orange paw] is Cleocatra's big semitruck. In da back is a bunch of special motorcycles, wif da special kitty comfort and and safety additions, and a bunch of convertible cars. An parked over dere is a whole bunch of caticopters, and some ultralight airplanes, an a few dune buggies over behind da ultralights. Efurryone take a look at all da behicles, and take dem fur test rides or flights, and figger out what you want to drife fur da road trip. OT, I'z gots us a special ultralight wif a liddle cabin in da back, wif a lidderboks an fud and wadder an a autopilot and nap cushions. It's da orange one wif tabby stripes. Harri |
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A new road trip
will fluffykits be there to cater fudz?
beauty On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:58:11 -0500, Harri Roadcat wrote: [Out in a remote corner of western Utah a small section of air starts to shimmer and glow. Cats start to emerge from the glow, some walking, some riding motorcycles, some driving cars, some in aircraft. A lovely aqua T-Bird emerges from the teleporter, a beautiful Persian kitty at the wheel. The kitties begin to congregate, laughing and meowing and joking with each other. They are emerging onto a large, barren dry lake bed. A few kitties notice a table set up nearby. On the table are a chronograph and a few computers. The chronograph is counting hundredths of seconds. Far off down the lake bed a dark speck can be seen moving towards the assembled kitties. It grows rapidly closer. As it draws within a few hundred yards the assembled kitties see that the speck is a silvery motorcycle, moving very fast. The motorcycle roars past the assembled kitties, crossing an infrabed beam that stops the chronograph. The motorcycle then slows, taking almost a mile to come to a stop, then slowly heads back towards the assembled kitties. As the cycle draws near they see that it is being driven by a small orange tabby. As she stops by the table and takes off her helmet, they see that it's Harri Roadcat.] Meow, efurrykitty! And welcome to the Bonneville Salt Flats. I like to come out here when I wants to ride furry, furry fast. And I beated mineown personal best dis time - woohoo! Anyway, da reason I infited all of you here is so dat we could do anudder road trip. I was finking we could let any kitties who felt like some speed tests to do some runs here, den we could leave on da trip. We'z gots lots of kittycycles - doze motorcycles dat haf stabilizers so dat dey can't fall over, and can run on autopilot, and will brake demselves if a kitty is about to haf an accident. An we gots lots of convertible cars, bof auto-drive and manual drive. An we gots caticopters, and ultralight airplanes, and I believe some of you has dune buggies an wez gots some spare dune buggies. Once da kitties dat want to do some fastfast drifing are done, we could head east from here. Dere's some sights to see along da freeway, den we can head south to Zion National Park, an see Byrce Canyum, an Kodachrome Canyum, den cross into Arifurzona. In Arifurzona we can then see Canyum de Chelley, den head west to see da Grand Canyum. On da approach to da Grand Canyum we can fly along da Colorado River, and can do a picnic dere if we wants to. For any kitties who are innerested, da old trip from long, long ago in ancient history can be found in da links below. Dat looks like it was a inneresting trip. Cleocatra, dat was so long ago, was it hard to steer da bigbig RV around da dinosaurs that must haf been crossin da freeways? What? WHy ar eyou hissing at me? I was just asking! I'm sorry, but dey is prolly not in order; after all, dey was researched by mineown Paw, and you know how doze hoomins is when it comes to stuff like dat. http://tinyurl.com/59oxko http://tinyurl.com/5l73ht http://tinyurl.com/59538k http://tinyurl.com/5zogg3 http://tinyurl.com/5cltmp http://tinyurl.com/68bc3a http://tinyurl.com/5lb6v8 http://tinyurl.com/666dns http://tinyurl.com/6q2uhy http://tinyurl.com/5ve6ec http://tinyurl.com/5kwhdr http://tinyurl.com/5egmwh An if you wants to read about TV and Cleo's bewinking in da Grand Canyum, dat can be found at http://tinyurl.com/6xndhf I know dere is more parts, but dat is da bestest I could put togeffer wifout spending too much time on it. I'z impatient to get da trip started! Now, efurrykitty, over dere [she points with a tiny but dusty orange paw] is Cleocatra's big semitruck. In da back is a bunch of special motorcycles, wif da special kitty comfort and and safety additions, and a bunch of convertible cars. An parked over dere is a whole bunch of caticopters, and some ultralight airplanes, an a few dune buggies over behind da ultralights. Efurryone take a look at all da behicles, and take dem fur test rides or flights, and figger out what you want to drife fur da road trip. OT, I'z gots us a special ultralight wif a liddle cabin in da back, wif a lidderboks an fud and wadder an a autopilot and nap cushions. It's da orange one wif tabby stripes. Harri |
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A new road trip
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"Granby" wrote: Oh dat iz wunderfulz Harri. O T beams at her with such pride that she can orgnize all of this. He thinks to himself, She sure iz one spezial girlcat. So, OT, wanna take a spin on mine race bike? Dis last run I getted it up to 300 miles a hour! Or would you rather try in da ultralight? Harri |
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John Ross Mc Master wrote: will fluffykits be there to cater fudz? beauty Would I miss a chance to eat - err, cater yummy foods to the Community? I think Tabitha and Rebecca are busy packing up goodies with help from Sammy and Ranger right now and will be here any time now. Amelia |
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A new road trip
"Harri Roadcat" In article "Granby" Oh dat iz wunderfulz Harri. O T beams at her with such pride that she can orgnize all of this. He thinks to himself, She sure iz one spezial girlcat. So, OT, wanna take a spin on mine race bike? Dis last run I getted it up to 300 miles a hour! Or would you rather try in da ultralight? Harri I wud wike tew go wif yew tew onna trip. Soundz gudgud tew mee. Wunner if Tabitha will wanna go tew? Wuv Mosey |
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A new road trip
I wud wike tew go wif yew tew onna trip. Soundz gudgud tew mee.
Wunner if Tabitha will wanna go tew? Wuv Mosey Absolutely! We could ride in a car, or in da RV, or in da special catering caticopter. It's like a big helicopter, but specially made for kitties to control. An dis one has dining tables inside, an refrigelators and stoves an stuff. An it's got extra tables dat we can set up outside when we land, and tents, and stuffz like dat. I would love to go on da trip wif you! Tabitha |
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O T grabs his helment and jumps on the bike behind Harri. I iz readi when u
iz. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: Oh dat iz wunderfulz Harri. O T beams at her with such pride that she can orgnize all of this. He thinks to himself, She sure iz one spezial girlcat. So, OT, wanna take a spin on mine race bike? Dis last run I getted it up to 300 miles a hour! Or would you rather try in da ultralight? Harri |
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A new road trip
"Tabitha Fluffytail" ... I wud wike tew go wif yew tew onna trip. Soundz gudgud tew mee. Wunner if Tabitha will wanna go tew? Wuv Mosey Absolutely! We could ride in a car, or in da RV, or in da special catering caticopter. It's like a big helicopter, but specially made for kitties to control. An dis one has dining tables inside, an refrigelators and stoves an stuff. An it's got extra tables dat we can set up outside when we land, and tents, and stuffz like dat. I would love to go on da trip wif you! Tabitha Ohhh gud gud, I wuz hopin yew wud go wif mee. Sounds wike funfun I will bwing sum nise nip fur da trip. nosepoink Mosey --goin offline gnow |
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A new road trip
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"Granby" wrote: O T grabs his helment and jumps on the bike behind Harri. I iz readi when u iz. Cool! Hang on... [Harri starts the bike and drives fairly slowly back to the starting line. She revs the bike's engine and yells to OT "Are you ready?". As soon as OT nods his readiness Harri releases the clutch and the bike leaps forward. Harri and OT both lean far forward, Harri holding the throttle wide open. A few seconds after leaving the starting line, the bike roars across the finish line and Harri eases off the throttle. She rides back to the finish line and shuts down.] Wahoo! Wasn't that fun? [As the two of them climb off the bike, the sound of other engines can be heard. Other kitty motorcycles can be seen running the lake bed, caticopters have their rotors twirling, and ultralight planes are wobbling into the air. A huge yellow Chinook helicopter, "Fluffy Kitz Catering" lettered on the side, settles to the surface and the scream of the turbine engines winds down. In the cockpit a tiny fluffy black kitty can be seen taking off a headset. A side door slides open, and Sammy and Ranger push out a couple of buffet tables loaded with food.] Ooh, food! Harri |
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