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Old March 21st 16, 02:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Amelia T Cat
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Default The party commences (a little late)

I must apologize fur mine tardiness posting dis. Mine hoomins was tied
up today 'dopting me a baby sisfur. But betterer late den never, huh?

[As guests start to arrive at the Silvercat estate, Stevenson, the
majordomo and estate manager, greets the new arrivals and makes sure
that everybody is finding everything they need. He takes the intercom
microphone to greet everybody.

"Good afternoon, dear guests! In memory of the late miss Silvercat, you
all welcome! We have rooms available for everybody who wishes to stay
with us, with rooms ranging from single kitty size to large family size.
For those who would like to dance, we have DJ Kitty FluffFluff playing
popular tunes in the north garden, and world famous catposer Hercule
Lenoir has brought his orchestra and they have set up in the ballroom
for those kitties who would prefer slower music. We have a buffet set up
on the west lawn with selections appropriate to all of our guests.
Please, if you have any needs or questions, just ask any of the
uniformed estate staff. Enjoy yourselves!"

Sammy give Stephenson a high-5, then Sammy takes the microphone.

"Hihi, efurrybody, dis is Sammy. It's spring time! Winter is over! I
know dere's still snow on the ground fur a lot of kitties, but it'z
still 'ficcially spring. So let's pawty! Moosic, dancin', an food. An of
course kitty toys - dere's a lot of toys out on da east lawn, an in da
libary downstairs. See you all at dinner!"
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Old March 21st 16, 01:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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"Hihi, efurrybody, dis is Sammy. It's spring time! Winter is over! I
know dere's still snow on the ground fur a lot of kitties, but it'z
still 'ficcially spring. So let's pawty! Moosic, dancin', an food. An of
course kitty toys - dere's a lot of toys out on da east lawn, an in da
libary downstairs. See you all at dinner!"


[Sammy goes looking for Lilith, and checks out the buffet table as he
does. He can't help but snitch a couple shrimpies as he walks past.]

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Old March 21st 16, 10:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey=^..^=[_3_]
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"Hihi, efurrybody, dis is Sammy. It's spring time! Winter is over! I
know dere's still snow on the ground fur a lot of kitties, but it'z
still 'ficcially spring. So let's pawty! Moosic, dancin', an food. An of
course kitty toys - dere's a lot of toys out on da east lawn, an in da
libary downstairs. See you all at dinner!"


[Sammy goes looking for Lilith, and checks out the buffet table as he does.
He can't help but snitch a couple shrimpies as he walks past.]


Sammy,
My hoomin Mommy Kyla e mailed Lilith's hoomin mommy Debby and told her
you were looking for Lilith and what all was going on with the Spring Party,
and the winking on the 27'th,

Mosey

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Old March 22nd 16, 03:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Default The party commences (a little late)

I haz seed picherz uv yurown noo baby sisfur -- she iz furry pritty! Whut iz herown name? I lukz furward to seein herownself heer.

Rebecca
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Old March 22nd 16, 02:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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On 3/21/16 9:32 PM, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
I haz seed picherz uv yurown noo baby sisfur -- she iz furry pritty! Whut iz herown name? I lukz furward to seein herownself heer.

Rebecca


Da hoomin dat was fostering her named her Francesca. We'll gif her a
week or two to tell mine hoomins is her really has a different name.

I'm sure her will be joinin' us here as soon as Meowmie an Paw bring her
home.

Sammy

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Old March 22nd 16, 04:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven[_2_]
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Default The party commences (a little late)

On Sunday, March 20, 2016 at 9:06:06 PM UTC-4, Amelia T Cat wrote:
I must apologize fur mine tardiness posting dis. Mine hoomins was tied
up today 'dopting me a baby sisfur. But betterer late den never, huh?

[As guests start to arrive at the Silvercat estate, Stevenson, the
majordomo and estate manager, greets the new arrivals and makes sure
that everybody is finding everything they need. He takes the intercom
microphone to greet everybody.

"Good afternoon, dear guests! In memory of the late miss Silvercat, you
all welcome! We have rooms available for everybody who wishes to stay
with us, with rooms ranging from single kitty size to large family size.
For those who would like to dance, we have DJ Kitty FluffFluff playing
popular tunes in the north garden, and world famous catposer Hercule
Lenoir has brought his orchestra and they have set up in the ballroom
for those kitties who would prefer slower music. We have a buffet set up
on the west lawn with selections appropriate to all of our guests.
Please, if you have any needs or questions, just ask any of the
uniformed estate staff. Enjoy yourselves!"

Sammy give Stephenson a high-5, then Sammy takes the microphone.

"Hihi, efurrybody, dis is Sammy. It's spring time! Winter is over! I
know dere's still snow on the ground fur a lot of kitties, but it'z
still 'ficcially spring. So let's pawty! Moosic, dancin', an food. An of
course kitty toys - dere's a lot of toys out on da east lawn, an in da
libary downstairs. See you all at dinner!"


Squeakytoy arrives I wanna dance. Wut mankat wanna dance? Do yoo want two go hear da DJ or dance slower in da bawlroom?
She takes a few shrimpies while she waits

--
Will in New Haven
https://sites.google.com/site/gloryroadrpg/home
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Old March 22nd 16, 05:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
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Default The party commences (a little late)

Squeakytoy arrives I wanna dance. Wut mankat wanna dance? Do yoo want two go hear da DJ or dance slower in da bawlroom?
She takes a few shrimpies while she waits


Hi, Squeakytoy! I'z wouldn't mind dancing. I don't care whether it's to
da fast moosic or da slow moosic.

Sammy
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Old March 22nd 16, 11:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pipps=^..^=
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Default The party commences (a little late)

Where is Ranger? We have fings tew tok ubaowt befur our winking.in 5 days.
Pipps

"Samuel Redcat Mahoney"

Squeakytoy arrives I wanna dance. Wut mankat wanna dance? Do yoo want
two go hear da DJ or dance slower in da bawlroom?
She takes a few shrimpies while she waits


Hi, Squeakytoy! I'z wouldn't mind dancing. I don't care whether it's to
da fast moosic or da slow moosic.

Sammy

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Old March 23rd 16, 01:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger MacDude
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Default The party commences (a little late)

On 3/22/16 5:02 PM, Pipps=^..^= wrote:
Where is Ranger? We have fings tew tok ubaowt befur our winking.in 5 days.
Pipps


I'z here! I was off makin' sum arrangements. But I'z here now!

Ranger

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Old March 23rd 16, 02:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pipps=^..^=
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"Ranger MacDude" wrote in message ...

On 3/22/16 5:02 PM, Pipps=^..^= wrote:
Where is Ranger? We have fings tew tok ubaowt befur our winking.in 5
days.
Pipps


I'z here! I was off makin' sum arrangements. But I'z here now!

Ranger

"Ranger MacDude"

On 3/22/16 5:02 PM, Pipps=^..^= wrote:
Where is Ranger? We have fings tew tok ubaowt befur our winking.in 4
days.


Pipps


I'z here! I was off makin' sum arrangements. But I'z here now!


Ranger


Pipps froz hur arms uhrownd Ranger's nek cuz hur iz sew happi tu she hur
hansum um feeyonsay.
I heer yer gittin uh baby sister..hao du yew n Sammy feal bowt dat? Yew wyl
luff hur LOTZ. uh huh.
Um, ai wuz wunering ifen weh shud hab uh outdoor winking , wer shud weh goe
on owr hunnymoon?
Ai kinda wike da idearment uf uh outdoar winking, n hao bowt eethur da Moon
or Hawaii fur owr hunnymoon?
Ulso, Mimzy wuntz tu borrow our winking collars, cuz hur haz a majikal stone
fur eech uf us , n hur wuntz tu put dem on owr collars.
Wamma git sumfin tu eet? We're habin dinner en da big dining room.
Da fudz heer is wunnerful. uh huh.
Pipps and Ranger exchange noseboops , sit down to eat at da big fambly
table, where Ranger is greeted warmly.

 




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