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  #21  
Old March 27th 11, 05:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 26, 2:17 am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.

I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl
Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Dares no cheez in dis howse! Da Paw has bin told by hoomin TED dat he
cant eet dis, so nonebuddy gets cheez enny more n dat goes fur budder
n fool cweem milk n cweem cakes n awl da gudgud fings. Now awl we getz
is chikken, chikken, chikken.
Dis is da troof,mmmmmrrrnnnntttt!
Harry
----------------
Whut bowt soy chese?
Dere'z lotz at TJ's. Meowmee luffz da "Better Than Cream Cheese" kuz
ittid iz bedder den da lo ur no fat kreem chese. Hur duzint by da udder
soy chezez, olny lo ur no fat slyzt cheze, aand an okashunil 'cheat'
chese...
doze ar da best!

O yaz...lazt knite, meowmee gabe meee uh liddul Parameeseeum cheze.
Dat wuz sooo gud!
--
Pitô.ônya

  #22  
Old March 27th 11, 05:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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ursef will hasta azk willow bowt diz, trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 26, 2:17 am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Wee haff bin toking abowt how to eet snakees. Less shar sum uther
resupees for fudz.

I wike kibbl wut got sum CHEEZ on itted. I get it by bovering Uncl
Bill until he sprinkl a littl cheez on mine kibble.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Dares no cheez in dis howse! Da Paw has bin told by hoomin TED dat he
cant eet dis, so nonebuddy gets cheez enny more n dat goes fur budder
n fool cweem milk n cweem cakes n awl da gudgud fings. Now awl we getz
is chikken, chikken, chikken.
Dis is da troof,mmmmmrrrnnnntttt!
Harry


  #23  
Old March 27th 11, 10:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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[Strolling on the deck, Rebecca sees something strange and goes to report it
to Trudi.]

Trudi, kan yoo kum up to da dek an luk at sumfing? Iz plantz suppozed to
moov by dereselvez?

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi walks by and hearing talk of butter and duck stops... she greets her
freinds... but something is diffurint onna dek... she is not sure what...
but sumfin iz gonna happin... she skuses hersef to go to her statrumta
think, what wuz dat smell she smelled... she decides to take a nap and see
ifin herown dreamself can figure it owt.
"cshenk" wrote in message
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Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.


Diss is RONG.


Cash whines softly at Aunti Mabel who got special treats too when her
mouth was sore after the TED stole 4 of her teeth. He got a little bit
too but not as much. Aunti Mabel grins and reminds him he gets fed more
all the time as he's a big boy.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner says Sunrise.


Cash whimpers hopefully but Daisy-chan bats his head and reminds him if
any of them have wheat they get sick and if he has cheese, his farts are
so bad even the House of Shenk's fishies hide at the bottom of their tank
and try to not breathe. Cash looks devastated for a moment but Aunti
Mabel and Daisy-chan relent and lick his ears then whisper about all the
treats he is allowed until his eyes glow and his tummy rumbles.

Daisy-chan laughs and reminds Cash 'Butter iz gud butted the fresh
rendered ducky fat at Chez Shenk's we gets ebery 3-4 days is better!
Anna wez not have to be sick eider!'.

Nearby, unheard, a slight shivver shakes a Sweet William plant in a
planter off to the side. One small flower and a budding new leaf is
missing but no one notices as Silina, a harmless smaller relative of the
common garden snake has breakfast. Technically she lays eggs but they
are almost ready to hatch. She muses that 30% of the other snakes lay
live babies but she has to wait a day or so.





  #24  
Old March 28th 11, 12:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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"Rebecca" wrote

Aunti Mabel notes the soft breeze and that the Sweet William occasionally
moves, but not quite in tandem. Having 13 generations of pups, she's
familiar with them playing under bushes. She padds up softly then peers
into the planter. Grinning, she wags her tail but says nothing.

She's not sure but she thinks she saw a little green something curled about
a little mound with flowers? The flowers seemed to be moving a little?

Yawning, she decides it's time for a nap in the sun. She selects a long
soft lounge mat among 4 set in a sort of square with a low table set in the
center. A sweet little persian in the ship's livery takes her order for a
large bowl of water with lots of ice and a smaller bowl of mixed dried duck
and niboshi. A smaller bowl of fresh steamed green beans tossed in a little
duck fat completes the table. Big enough for any guests who may visit.

Circling a few times to get the mat just right, she settles in and soon she
joins the snoring purring kittahs about her, with her soft whuffs as she
chases foxes and deer in her dreams, her little feet twitching as she flies
over fields like the young hunter she once was.



[Strolling on the deck, Rebecca sees something strange and goes to report
it to Trudi.]

Trudi, kan yoo kum up to da dek an luk at sumfing? Iz plantz suppozed to
moov by dereselvez?


trudi walks by and hearing talk of butter and duck stops... she greets
her freinds... but something is diffurint onna dek... she is not sure
what... but sumfin iz gonna happin... she skuses hersef to go to her
statrumta think, what wuz dat smell she smelled... she decides to take a
nap and see ifin herown dreamself can figure it owt.


Nearby, unheard, a slight shivver shakes a Sweet William plant in a
planter off to the side. One small flower and a budding new leaf is
missing but no one notices as Silina, a harmless smaller relative of the
common garden snake has breakfast. Technically she lays eggs but they
are almost ready to hatch. She muses that 30% of the other snakes lay
live babies but she has to wait a day or so.


  #25  
Old March 28th 11, 02:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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trudi arrifez...no plantz iz notted supozeta mofe by dersefz... what pwant
iz we talkin bowt? what iz strang? trudi lukin arownd
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
[Strolling on the deck, Rebecca sees something strange and goes to report
it to Trudi.]

Trudi, kan yoo kum up to da dek an luk at sumfing? Iz plantz suppozed to
moov by dereselvez?

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi walks by and hearing talk of butter and duck stops... she greets
her freinds... but something is diffurint onna dek... she is not sure
what... but sumfin iz gonna happin... she skuses hersef to go to her
statrumta think, what wuz dat smell she smelled... she decides to take a
nap and see ifin herown dreamself can figure it owt.
"cshenk" wrote in message
...
Da Bear getted a patt ob budder too timz a day wile da hoomins wuz
giffin him his pills. Den, wen dey was dun givin him da pills, dey
stopd givin him da budder. Da REEL trajudy was dat lill Samanfa an mee
cood wine four budder wen he gotted his but now gno wun gets anny
budder.

Diss is RONG.

Cash whines softly at Aunti Mabel who got special treats too when her
mouth was sore after the TED stole 4 of her teeth. He got a little bit
too but not as much. Aunti Mabel grins and reminds him he gets fed more
all the time as he's a big boy.

On da uther han, Uncl Bill leftted sum mac an cheez in his bole for
mineseff wen he hadded his dinner says Sunrise.

Cash whimpers hopefully but Daisy-chan bats his head and reminds him if
any of them have wheat they get sick and if he has cheese, his farts are
so bad even the House of Shenk's fishies hide at the bottom of their
tank and try to not breathe. Cash looks devastated for a moment but
Aunti Mabel and Daisy-chan relent and lick his ears then whisper about
all the treats he is allowed until his eyes glow and his tummy rumbles.

Daisy-chan laughs and reminds Cash 'Butter iz gud butted the fresh
rendered ducky fat at Chez Shenk's we gets ebery 3-4 days is better!
Anna wez not have to be sick eider!'.

Nearby, unheard, a slight shivver shakes a Sweet William plant in a
planter off to the side. One small flower and a budding new leaf is
missing but no one notices as Silina, a harmless smaller relative of the
common garden snake has breakfast. Technically she lays eggs but they
are almost ready to hatch. She muses that 30% of the other snakes lay
live babies but she has to wait a day or so.







 




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