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  #21  
Old June 2nd 11, 12:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
Default food taxes and twibutes

On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote:





On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister..
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*
  #22  
Old June 2nd 11, 02:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Posts: 5,073
Default food taxes and twibutes

On Jun 1, 7:04*pm, Meowy wrote:
On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:



On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote:


On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill

--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun
  #23  
Old June 2nd 11, 05:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
Default food taxes and twibutes

On Jun 1, 9:25*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jun 1, 7:04*pm, Meowy wrote:





On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:


On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote:


On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill

--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun
  #24  
Old June 2nd 11, 05:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default food taxes and twibutes

hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the
besotted.
"Meowy" wrote in message
...
On Jun 1, 9:25 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Jun 1, 7:04 pm, Meowy wrote:





On Jun 1, 9:36 am, Will in New Haven
wrote:


On May 31, 10:55 pm, Meowy wrote:


On May 31, 9:14 pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41 pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50 am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee"
wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz
gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina
pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz
eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef
da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du
u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don'
wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz.
Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew
waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin
fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost
beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob
lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an
begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is
MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have.
Yucky
stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow
I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da
sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill

--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun


  #25  
Old June 2nd 11, 03:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 5,073
Default food taxes and twibutes

On Jun 2, 12:00*am, Meowy wrote:
On Jun 1, 9:25*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:





On Jun 1, 7:04*pm, Meowy wrote:


On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:


On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote:


On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky
stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill


--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. *Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun


Oh, Missy is a kitty butted shee don' fink wee shood eet meelwurmses.
WooToo sez i gotsa forgiff Uncl Bill because da ladee in BirJINya done
broked his hart. If he wuz payin attenshun too his dooties as ar
sekretaree, he woont eben GNO dat ladee in BirJINya. Stoopid hoomins.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
  #26  
Old June 2nd 11, 03:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 5,073
Default food taxes and twibutes

On Jun 2, 12:47*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the
besotted.


Yoo is two kined, purrs

--
Missy
  #27  
Old June 2nd 11, 07:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,652
Default food taxes and twibutes

On Jun 2, 12:47*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the
besotted."Meowy" wrote in message

...
On Jun 1, 9:25 pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:





On Jun 1, 7:04 pm, Meowy wrote:


On Jun 1, 9:36 am, Will in New Haven
wrote:


On May 31, 10:55 pm, Meowy wrote:


On May 31, 9:14 pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 7:41 pm, MeOwy wrote:


On May 31, 11:50 am, Will in New Haven


wrote:
On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee"
wrote:


so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz
gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina
pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz
eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef
da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du
u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don'
wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz.
Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew
waistful.


Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin
fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost
beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob
lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an
begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is
MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have.
Yucky
stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem


I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow
I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da
sam
tim.


--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill


--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. *Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


sighhh..lofe iz sew gwand. Effen da besotted kind.
Egzept in da madder ob hoomins hoo negwek dere doodees.
Purraps da hoomin boot camp cud teech uncl bil, um, i meen sum hoomins
tew keep dere purrzunal madders outted ob da awffuss.
MeOwy, awpawwajeez tew Missy and Sunrise and da meelwurms. Im shur
dey iss awl furry dewiteful.
  #28  
Old June 2nd 11, 08:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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Posts: 546
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On May 31, 9:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester


Me wuffs sweetycorn.....but hasta steel it by 'takkin....Jack wikes
peez, but hasta steel by 'takkin....Sukie not wuffin enny vegtabulz n
finks nuffin ower Meomie n Paw eetz is wurf 'takkin dem fur. Onna
offur paw she' takks Moeomie effun wen Meomie is gettin pots owta
cubburd (cos dats ware da Katzinis is hidden) She wikes dem.

Harry Gordon
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Hoo iz dat axs Mosey? Diz hole fred iz vury catfoozling.

hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the
besotted.

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz
gonna get inna
kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina
pazt kuple of
dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole
slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz
eatin sum
jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube
beclawz she wuz readin
anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef
da ofur haf fur
da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa
rasberry wine but she
only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...


afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du
u ofur kitteez
tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


Mosey sez : Owr hoomins shayer mozt uff wat dey eet. Sumtymes wee wike wat
dey hab, xpeshully chikkum

I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don'
wike it
wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz.
Well, I
dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew
waistful.


Mosey waffs at diss une

Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin
fudz) sum ob
dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost
beest,
lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob
lobister.
YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an
begetables
dat no one shood eet.


Mosey : Wee sumtymez gitz chikkm.. Wee dunt eet mutch rost beest or cheeze,
stake, or lobstir. n wee dunt wike inny kynd uff begetable!! meelwurms?
yuk gags at dat thot

Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is
MINE. An
I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG.


Mosey: Owr hoominz dunt eet kold sereal dey eet eethur oatmeel or ma wikez
creem uff weet wiff yougrt innit. n dey add fiber tew da serealz.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous


Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have.
Yucky
stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee.


Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem

Mai luff, ai dunt blame yew fur hurkin jest finking ubaowt dem nazty
fings..yuk..

I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy
Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow
I
neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da
sam
tim.

Mosey n MeOwy: ugin YUK!!..
--
Missy, da PRITTY gormay-


Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora
burd?
Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun


sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air

I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE.
I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose.
MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink*


Mosey, oh geez, dis iss sew silly. yeUP

Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun.
No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos.
glares at Uncl Bill
Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill

--
Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun-


I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun


MeOwy, mai luff, Missy iz uh kitty ulso, uh hisser at hoomins
*nosepoink*
But Unka Bill nebber letz usses see pixshures uff hiz kitties or d*gs
wai iz dat Unka Bill?
Mosey

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I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed.
Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee.
Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun


Oh, Missy is a kitty butted shee don' fink wee shood eet meelwurmses.
WooToo sez i gotsa forgiff Uncl Bill because da ladee in BirJINya done
broked his hart. If he wuz payin attenshun too his dooties as ar
sekretaree, he woont eben GNO dat ladee in BirJINya. Stoopid hoomins.


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Mosey n MeOwy wook at eech uthur n Mosey sez, "Uh laddee en BirJINya broked
Unka Bill'z hart? Shayme on hur!! Hym iz sutch uh nise guy n duzznt desurv
diz.
Hur duzznt gnow wat hur iz mzzing. Duz wee gnow hur? Duz hur hab d*gs tew?
Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on hur fur braking pore Unka Bills hart.
Luffing *Nosepoinks* fur hymself frum usses 3
Mosey n MeOwy
Mosey sez: Pee ess, ai wyl sned hym sum cheezburgers n maybe dat wyl mayke
hym feal bedder,
ai hoap siiiiiiiiiiii

 




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