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food taxes and twibutes
On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven
wrote: On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote: On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote: On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister.. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* |
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food taxes and twibutes
On Jun 1, 7:04*pm, Meowy wrote:
On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote: On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote: On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun. No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos. glares at Uncl Bill Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill -- Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun |
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food taxes and twibutes
On Jun 1, 9:25*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote: On Jun 1, 7:04*pm, Meowy wrote: On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote: On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote: On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun. No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos. glares at Uncl Bill Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill -- Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed. Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee. Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun |
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food taxes and twibutes
hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the
besotted. "Meowy" wrote in message ... On Jun 1, 9:25 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On Jun 1, 7:04 pm, Meowy wrote: On Jun 1, 9:36 am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 10:55 pm, Meowy wrote: On May 31, 9:14 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 7:41 pm, MeOwy wrote: On May 31, 11:50 am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. Yucky stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun. No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos. glares at Uncl Bill Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill -- Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed. Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee. Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun |
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food taxes and twibutes
On Jun 2, 12:00*am, Meowy wrote:
On Jun 1, 9:25*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On Jun 1, 7:04*pm, Meowy wrote: On Jun 1, 9:36*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 10:55*pm, Meowy wrote: On May 31, 9:14*pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 7:41*pm, MeOwy wrote: On May 31, 11:50*am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 4:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. *Yucky stuf. *An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun. No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos. glares at Uncl Bill Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill -- Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed. Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. *Effen if she notted a kittee. Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun Oh, Missy is a kitty butted shee don' fink wee shood eet meelwurmses. WooToo sez i gotsa forgiff Uncl Bill because da ladee in BirJINya done broked his hart. If he wuz payin attenshun too his dooties as ar sekretaree, he woont eben GNO dat ladee in BirJINya. Stoopid hoomins. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun |
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On Jun 2, 12:47*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the besotted. Yoo is two kined, purrs -- Missy |
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food taxes and twibutes
On Jun 2, 12:47*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the besotted."Meowy" wrote in message ... On Jun 1, 9:25 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On Jun 1, 7:04 pm, Meowy wrote: On Jun 1, 9:36 am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 10:55 pm, Meowy wrote: On May 31, 9:14 pm, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 7:41 pm, MeOwy wrote: On May 31, 11:50 am, Will in New Haven wrote: On May 31, 4:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote: so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. Yucky stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun. No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos. glares at Uncl Bill Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill -- Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed. Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. *Effen if she notted a kittee. Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - sighhh..lofe iz sew gwand. Effen da besotted kind. Egzept in da madder ob hoomins hoo negwek dere doodees. Purraps da hoomin boot camp cud teech uncl bil, um, i meen sum hoomins tew keep dere purrzunal madders outted ob da awffuss. MeOwy, awpawwajeez tew Missy and Sunrise and da meelwurms. Im shur dey iss awl furry dewiteful. |
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On May 31, 9:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... *den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... *OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? *chester da ingester Me wuffs sweetycorn.....but hasta steel it by 'takkin....Jack wikes peez, but hasta steel by 'takkin....Sukie not wuffin enny vegtabulz n finks nuffin ower Meomie n Paw eetz is wurf 'takkin dem fur. Onna offur paw she' takks Moeomie effun wen Meomie is gettin pots owta cubburd (cos dats ware da Katzinis is hidden) She wikes dem. Harry Gordon |
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food taxes and twibutes
Hoo iz dat axs Mosey? Diz hole fred iz vury catfoozling.
hersef iza moztiful bootiful wamanly kitty er haz efur beened, MH, the besotted. so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away... afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester Mosey sez : Owr hoomins shayer mozt uff wat dey eet. Sumtymes wee wike wat dey hab, xpeshully chikkum I try to insPEK all da fudz dat da hoomins eet butted dey don' wike it wen I getted too clos beclaws dey seigh I sneez on da fudz. Well, I dew but den dey frow it outted an gnot giff it to me. Sew waistful. Mosey waffs at diss une Butted, dey dew giff me an Missy (WooToo don' wike hoomin fudz) sum ob dere fudz if wee don' crowd dem. Dey hab gibben us stake, rost beest, lizurd, chikum, meelworms, cheez and even a widdl bit ob lobister. YUM. But dey giff MOR to da doggies and gib dem let us an begetables dat no one shood eet. Mosey : Wee sumtymez gitz chikkm.. Wee dunt eet mutch rost beest or cheeze, stake, or lobstir. n wee dunt wike inny kynd uff begetable!! meelwurms? yuk gags at dat thot Ob kors, wen sumwun brings a bole ob sereal to da table it is MINE. An I fite dem for itted. Not fair dat dey is sew BIG. Mosey: Owr hoominz dunt eet kold sereal dey eet eethur oatmeel or ma wikez creem uff weet wiff yougrt innit. n dey add fiber tew da serealz. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, for her Hous Sounz wike dose meelwurms is sumfin yoo cud let da d*gs have. Yucky stuf. An dat wud sho da d*gs how chennerus yoo can bee. Meowy, hurkin' wile finkin' ob eetin dem Mai luff, ai dunt blame yew fur hurkin jest finking ubaowt dem nazty fings..yuk.. I first foun out about meelwurms wen Uncl Bill feeded dem to Buddy Macaw. Gno wun heer thot they wood be gudgud bak DEN eether. Naow I neffer getted enny an I MISS dem. Dey is wiggly and delishus at da sam tim. Mosey n MeOwy: ugin YUK!!.. -- Missy, da PRITTY gormay- Fangyu fur dat infurmayshun. Missy... uhh, is yoorsefl a kittee ora burd? Meowy, juts inqwiring fur gno speshul reezun sniffs, lifts nose, not beak, into the air I fink I muts hab offurnded somwun, sumwun wif a NOSE. I sew sorry, Missy, da pritty........wif a nose. MeOwy, hoo awso has a nose (yoo paawbly a kittee, den) *nosepoink* Mosey, oh geez, dis iss sew silly. yeUP Oh, I mad a nerror. I am SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun. No. Uncle BILL mad a nerror. He putted da rong NAM on mine pos. glares at Uncl Bill Ob KORSE, I am a kitty. Butted I gotta go beet up Uncl Bill -- Sunrise, dat is SUNRISE, da PRITTY wun- I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed. Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee. Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun MeOwy, mai luff, Missy iz uh kitty ulso, uh hisser at hoomins *nosepoink* But Unka Bill nebber letz usses see pixshures uff hiz kitties or d*gs wai iz dat Unka Bill? Mosey |
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food taxes and twibutes
I TAUght yoo wuz da pritty wun, sew ai gotted a widl confoosed. Ai am shur Missy furry pritty tew. Effen if she notted a kittee. Meowy, poink ob kwarifurcashun Oh, Missy is a kitty butted shee don' fink wee shood eet meelwurmses. WooToo sez i gotsa forgiff Uncl Bill because da ladee in BirJINya done broked his hart. If he wuz payin attenshun too his dooties as ar sekretaree, he woont eben GNO dat ladee in BirJINya. Stoopid hoomins. -- Sunrise, da PRITTY wun Mosey n MeOwy wook at eech uthur n Mosey sez, "Uh laddee en BirJINya broked Unka Bill'z hart? Shayme on hur!! Hym iz sutch uh nise guy n duzznt desurv diz. Hur duzznt gnow wat hur iz mzzing. Duz wee gnow hur? Duz hur hab d*gs tew? Mrrrrrrrrrrrt on hur fur braking pore Unka Bills hart. Luffing *Nosepoinks* fur hymself frum usses 3 Mosey n MeOwy Mosey sez: Pee ess, ai wyl sned hym sum cheezburgers n maybe dat wyl mayke hym feal bedder, ai hoap siiiiiiiiiiii |
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