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Old February 16th 05, 11:40 AM
Sammy da 'Venture Kitten
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Hi Lilith Kitten.

Clarence sits on the middle of the desk.

I'm glad you're all here. But where's the groomkitty and where are the
guests?

Clarence, trying not to snicker at Nathan


Hihi, guys! And gals, of course. Lilith, youz is bootiful as always!
Nathan, I really dig youz outfit! Dat's furry cool.

Sammy
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Old February 16th 05, 02:44 PM
ClowderCat
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Rebecca wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Rebecca wrote:
Ize heer, too, reddy to be a 'tendint.
--
Rebecca, hoping her dress is OK

You're beautiful too. How do you like what I'm wearing?

Nathan


Oh, fangu, Nathan. Yur owtfit iz furry... original. An kullerful.

I duznt
fingk Ize effur seen anyfing kwite like it.
--
Rebecca, ever the diplomat


I'm wearing this because I'm the flower kitty and the flower kitty has
to wear flowers!!!!

Nathan

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Old February 16th 05, 02:46 PM
ClowderCat
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Sammy da 'Venture Kitten wrote:
Hi Lilith Kitten.

Clarence sits on the middle of the desk.

I'm glad you're all here. But where's the groomkitty and where are

the
guests?

Clarence, trying not to snicker at Nathan


Hihi, guys! And gals, of course. Lilith, youz is bootiful as always!
Nathan, I really dig youz outfit! Dat's furry cool.

Sammy


Thanks. I figured that since I'm the flower kitty that I should wear
flowers.

Nathan, walking around so that the flowers move like they're being
blown by the wind

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Old February 16th 05, 04:30 PM
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^
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On 15 Feb 2005 16:47:40 -0800, ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence sits in the oval office, waiting for the winkwink party to
arrive. He's sitting on the desk in the official winkwink postion on a
copy of the pawwritten ceremony. After a few minutes, he starts pacing
back and forth on the desk, impatient waiting and wondering when they
will get there.


Tiger and Anaïs step out of the porter; Tiger is holding a box wrapped in
colored ribbons that says: Happy Wedwink!

We'ze heer fur da bewinking!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
2/16/2005 10:29:39 AM
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Old February 16th 05, 07:28 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...

Rebecca wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...

Rebecca wrote:
Ize heer, too, reddy to be a 'tendint.
--
Rebecca, hoping her dress is OK

You're beautiful too. How do you like what I'm wearing?

Nathan


Oh, fangu, Nathan. Yur owtfit iz furry... original. An kullerful.

I duznt
fingk Ize effur seen anyfing kwite like it.
--
Rebecca, ever the diplomat


I'm wearing this because I'm the flower kitty and the flower kitty has
to wear flowers!!!!

Nathan

I yam weerink pokkadotz, kuz I yam da ring-bearer.

Pitoonya AKA Sweetee


  #16  
Old February 16th 05, 10:41 PM
Ray or Fran
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Youze lookz beautiful Kitty Schottland.

Punkins & Puddi Cat
(taking theirz places amongst the guests)


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Old February 16th 05, 11:43 PM
Boogie's Mom
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The sounds of fiddles, bouzikis, flutes and whistles , at first faintly
floading in the air, get louder. The rhythmic beats of the bodhran and the
patter of not so tiny kittyfeet grow stronger as another transporter
shimmers in the corner.

Out steps a furry well brushed tuxie, wearing a cluster of gilly flowers and
shamrocks in a green collar (since though he be tuxie, he has no lapels).
He is followed by a noisy mob of stranger kittiez, carrying their
instruments and chattering gaily in a fine mix of Irish and English
Felinese.

I'ze heer, my deer! I thought I'd bring a few members of da fambly. They
teleported over frum the "Ould Sod" when they herd I wuz gettin winked!

Boogie (as reddy as he'll efur be)
"PixieDust413" wrote in message
oups.com...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps Kitty
Schottland VC, Capt. Midnight DOC, and Lilith Kitten-Mahoney.] Meow,
Clarence, we're here! Capt. Midnight is going to give the bride away.

Lilith Kitten Mahoney



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Old February 17th 05, 04:02 AM
ClowderCat
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Are all the attendants and guests here yet?

I'm ready to start the ceremony any time.

Clarence

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Old February 17th 05, 04:10 AM
ChildFree23
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Do I look all right???

Nathan looks at Kitty Schottland.

You're beautiful.

How do you think I look?


Like a flowerkitty! [sniffsniffsniff] You smell nice, too.

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


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Old February 17th 05, 04:13 AM
ClowderCat
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ChildFree23 wrote:
Do I look all right???


Nathan looks at Kitty Schottland.

You're beautiful.

How do you think I look?


Like a flowerkitty! [sniffsniffsniff] You smell nice, too.

Kitty Schottland VC
Chief Tortie In Residence


Do I smell nice like a kitty or nice like a flower?

Nathan

 




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