Kant win!

Meomie got this fing bout myne clawz - she lykes cuttin them off.
Butted
she cudnt find thu cat claw clipperz - they haz myseriyously
disappeered!

Thiz mornin, Memoie sed 'Sam, I iz tired uv yur clawz hookin on
effuryfing yu walks on. I iz tired uv puttin stikytape onna luvseet
bekus yu iz skratchin it.' An she got thu hoomin clawclippers an cut
alla pointybits off!!!

She duznt du this tu Cinnamon. Itz notted fayre.

Sam

(Don't tell Sam, but Cinnamon fights back a lot more! Sam's a very
laidback cat, mostly!)

Cheryl

Deer Sam, how wud yoo wike to be a gwoom in our winking?
(Meowy finking dis wud cheer himseff up an furgeddaboutted beeng
unfurrly tweeted.)
It gonna be onna Sunday Septemfur 12.
MeOwy, hoo wud furry much apweesheeate yoo dooing dat.

I wud be furry honured.

--
Sam-

Fangyu furry much Sam. It wil be wotz ob fun.
Meowy, awl purrz

Mosey sitz bak n goes 'waow'...tew wurdz. .nayle polysh..
yeUP...

Dat mustis be az much funfun as when da gramby putz onna skirt and I raizez
up to tell her gudbye. Her duz a funnie danze and squalez wiff delite. Her
uzually picks minself up and putz me in da fishtank and runz out da doorz.
I dont know why her duz diz.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Aug 28, 4:13 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Try trimming Willow's points. She is like a tornado in a teacup. Goes
everywhere but where you want.

Nods approvingly, takes a slurp from the waddder bole Yep, datd da
weigh too do itted. We gotted points on ar hoofies for a REESUM an
deigh shud onwee be worn aeigh slolee. I wike to keep mine trim on
Uncl Bill's boo jeans. He makes sutsh funny gnoises wen I doo dat.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

Granby wrote:
Dat mustis be az much funfun as when da gramby putz onna skirt and I raizez
up to tell her gudbye. Her duz a funnie danze and squalez wiff delite. Her
uzually picks minself up and putz me in da fishtank and runz out da doorz.
I dont know why her duz diz.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Aug 28, 4:13 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Try trimming Willow's points. She is like a tornado in a teacup. Goes
everywhere but where you want.

Nods approvingly, takes a slurp from the waddder bole Yep, datd da
weigh too do itted. We gotted points on ar hoofies for a REESUM an
deigh shud onwee be worn aeigh slolee. I wike to keep mine trim on
Uncl Bill's boo jeans. He makes sutsh funny gnoises wen I doo dat.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

I lykes inspektin hoomin meels, so I stands onna floor (sumtymes I gits
diskourajed frum sittin onna tabul itslef) an stand on myne bak paws.
Notted bein a hoomin, an so notted nachurally standin onna bak paws, I
kinda leens thur front paws onna Meomiez thigh fur suppurt. Sumtymes I
jus stiks thu claws in abit so they duznt slip on hur slaks or skurt.
She sqweels wif delite effury time.

Sam

On Sep 2, 5:54*am, "Cheryl P." wrote:
Granby wrote:
Dat mustis be az much funfun as when da gramby putz onna skirt and I raizez
up to tell her gudbye. *Her duz a funnie danze and squalez wiff delite. *Her
uzually picks minself up and putz me in da fishtank and runz out da doorz.
I dont know why her duz diz.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Aug 28, 4:13 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Try trimming Willow's points. She is like a tornado in a teacup. Goes
everywhere but where you want.

Nods approvingly, takes a slurp from the waddder bole Yep, datd da
weigh too do itted. We gotted points on ar hoofies for a REESUM an
deigh shud onwee be worn aeigh slolee. I wike to keep mine trim on
Uncl Bill's boo jeans. He makes sutsh funny gnoises wen I doo dat.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins

I lykes inspektin hoomin meels, so I stands onna floor (sumtymes I gits
diskourajed frum sittin onna tabul itslef) an stand on myne bak paws.
Notted bein a hoomin, an so notted nachurally standin onna bak paws, I
kinda leens thur front paws onna Meomiez thigh fur suppurt. Sumtymes I
jus stiks thu claws in abit so they duznt slip on hur slaks or skurt.
She sqweels wif delite effury time.

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Wenn ai gitz da gwip on da meowmiez jeenz itz furry eggziting. She
yowls HEY reel loud an FROWS minesefl onna couch in da pilloez an
affganz.
Wotza fun.
Meowy