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  #31  
Old March 17th 10, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

Ummkay, im at yer doar..lemme IN
Mosey

sure trudi
"Mosey "=^..^=""
Kan Iiii kome bizit dere tew?
Mosey

If we runz out of chipz at da grambys, auntie soft haz lotz of dem too.
O T preparing for a road trip.


"MeOwy" On Mar 16, 5:09 pm,


The Fur Conspiracy
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:40:41 -0700, "Mosey \"=^..^=\""


Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae
n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n
et
[shreddificated
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey

Da wether here iz raying liddlekatzen is wat it iz! I tryz to sleepz
in min privat bedrum on mine privat bed--da rum wher Mommy haz her
puter an wher frendz sleepz wen dey comez to fizzit bit iz ozzertimez
mine privat rum an privat bed. Den wen da liddlekatzen--da
Girlz--getz to zoomin an klippetty-kloppin dey runz thru mine rum an
akross mine bed an RITE OVVER DA TOP OF ME! Hissssssssspitttt!

Gotz to get da wether inzide da howze fixed zo not rayinin
liddlekatzen is wat I finkz.

O, alzo, I cud uze a few tatochpiz jusz to make me feel bedder--Daddy
iz doin wat he kallz dyet an duzznt eat much tatochipz rezently.

Grumppppp,
GT

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose



Zoomin onna top uf yoor sewf purrbli indakaytes dey wuf an twust yoo.
MeOwy, seeing dat GT is willy wuffabl an twusswurfy. Off to surch fur
tatoschpz.


YUP, iiiii ugree wiff dat..I kan port ovur dere n pix yoo up sew yoo kan
git uhawy fur uhwile iffen yoo wunt GT..we be bak be4 dey gnow yer not
dere..hee hee hee
Mosey








  #32  
Old March 17th 10, 05:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey \=^..^=\
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Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

Et gotted up tew 75 da uthur daae heer tew..waow
Mosey

we iz now hafin temashure envi, trudi
"Sylvia M"
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^=""
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae
n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et
smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but
Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n
iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da
Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew
mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to
chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur
yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey








  #33  
Old March 17th 10, 05:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey \=^..^=\
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Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??


Heeeeeeeeey Booker..did yoo hab uh errfquake yesturdae?
Meowmee seed ubaowt et on da nooz.
PUUUUUURRZ
Mosey

Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze bounced.
Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da
out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n et
smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but
Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n
iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da
Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew
mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to
chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur
yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey




  #34  
Old March 17th 10, 06:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

now diz iza well trained hoomin, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
...
We haz all da winners open diz day. Da gramby had to liftez some orange
fluffy boy cat up into da sunshine, him kudent jump dat gud to git there.
Piglett in a window by herself as the others don't realize the office ones
are open too.
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Yea, but it waz bounci yesfurday. Weze all skattered wen da houze
bounced. Meowmie sez she herd at least 40 clawz on da hallway floor.

On da ofur paw, all da winnows haf been opined fur uz kittiez to spect da
out properly.

Booker

Sylvia M wrote:
Suffern Cattyfurrnya wuz up tu 85 tuday!
Awlmozt tuuutuu hot furr Martsh!

Pit2nya inna ayerkondishunt heowze

"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n
et smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam, but
Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it, mister" n
iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da
Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo tew
mine nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex to
chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar fur
yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey






  #35  
Old March 17th 10, 06:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

we kan tezt diz here theori az i seed da soft haz getted owt owrz beauti
shop box diz day, Trudi
"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
YeeUP n sumtymes dummer dan uh bag uff hayer..
Mosey

hoominz iz funni kreshurez, dey kan be owlder dan durt, trudi


"Mosey "=^..^=""
Mine meowmee iz gitin owld n stif tew..mrrrrrrrrt.
Mosey

we duzint haffit allatimez butted da soft iz now gettin owlde so hersuf
getz stiff when it rainz, Storrmmee

"MeOwy"

iz gettin warmer her alltimez, butted now da rain iz komin, Trudi

"Mosey
"=^..^=""

Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez
tewdae n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer,
n et
smeld sew nise.
Hur keepz sum uff da winnoz opin tew awl da tyme, butt dat doez wuz
speshly nise. I tryed tew dash intew da Owt , wen Pa gotted hoam,
but
Meowmee laft at mineownself n sayd "dont even think about it,
mister" n
iiii made hur chayse me urownd n hur iz slow, nut Iii dint go in da
Owt...waffs..

Iffen et iz kold were yoo r , I will port offer dere n bringh yoo
tew mine
nise warm hoam...
Hey we kan hab Spring Brake heer at mine hoam...hee hee hee
I gotz wotz uf toys, nip, a long hawl tew zoom upp n daown, Sqweex
to
chayse..et cud be funfun...gotz gud kibble, wich I kant eet, moar
fur
yooz, n sum nise gushy fud tew
n hoomin meet snaz , erm beef, chkkm . ham, dat meowmee gibs usses..
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Meowmie waffin an sez ware Mosey wivs, da rain is AWways comin, or
else itz dere awweddy.
Oops just started raining in mine own out.
She gnot waffin now.
MeOwy, hoapin fur a sunspot tewday.









  #36  
Old March 17th 10, 06:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

trudi ports hisef inna howze den she portz bof of demz to da storez rum...
herya go, pik sumfin anna putted in diz bag we willz take itsuf sumwher
elsta eatit, Trudi grabs a few beef anna cheez stikz anna kuple of cheez
krakerz to toss in, Trudi
"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
Ummkay, im at yer doar..lemme IN
Mosey

sure trudi
"Mosey "=^..^=""
Kan Iiii kome bizit dere tew?
Mosey

If we runz out of chipz at da grambys, auntie soft haz lotz of dem too.
O T preparing for a road trip.

"MeOwy" On Mar 16, 5:09 pm,

The Fur Conspiracy
wrote:
On Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:40:41 -0700, "Mosey \"=^..^=\""

Were we wiv, en Warshgingtona Stayte, et wuz ubawot 60 deegeez tewdae
n
sunnee n neowmee opund boff da doarz tew lut en da nise frush ayer, n
et
[shreddificated
Gotz sum potayto chyps tew.
Lemme gnow.....wanna partteeeeee??
Mosey

Da wether here iz raying liddlekatzen is wat it iz! I tryz to sleepz
in min privat bedrum on mine privat bed--da rum wher Mommy haz her
puter an wher frendz sleepz wen dey comez to fizzit bit iz ozzertimez
mine privat rum an privat bed. Den wen da liddlekatzen--da
Girlz--getz to zoomin an klippetty-kloppin dey runz thru mine rum an
akross mine bed an RITE OVVER DA TOP OF ME! Hissssssssspitttt!

Gotz to get da wether inzide da howze fixed zo not rayinin
liddlekatzen is wat I finkz.

O, alzo, I cud uze a few tatochpiz jusz to make me feel bedder--Daddy
iz doin wat he kallz dyet an duzznt eat much tatochipz rezently.

Grumppppp,
GT

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose


Zoomin onna top uf yoor sewf purrbli indakaytes dey wuf an twust yoo.
MeOwy, seeing dat GT is willy wuffabl an twusswurfy. Off to surch fur
tatoschpz.

YUP, iiiii ugree wiff dat..I kan port ovur dere n pix yoo up sew yoo kan
git uhawy fur uhwile iffen yoo wunt GT..we be bak be4 dey gnow yer not
dere..hee hee hee
Mosey










  #37  
Old March 17th 10, 06:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Fur Conspiracy
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Posts: 199
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:36:45 -0500, "Stormmee"
wrote:

see ifin hersuf hasa sowr kreme onez or da veri salti onez, Trudi
"The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message


Proooooooooffftt!

Aktuallmentally I like da bobblyque chipz. I alzo likez Dad'z
bobblyque sauze on tingz like chikken an porkchopz an alzo hiz
pizzasauze on bitz of da cheeze he givs me.

Purrz,
GT

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]
  #38  
Old March 17th 10, 06:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

i likez dat one alzo but the ofur catson in owrz howz duz not, althoo
chester likesa speeci sauces, Trudi
"The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:36:45 -0500, "Stormmee"
wrote:

see ifin hersuf hasa sowr kreme onez or da veri salti onez, Trudi
"The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message


Proooooooooffftt!

Aktuallmentally I like da bobblyque chipz. I alzo likez Dad'z
bobblyque sauze on tingz like chikken an porkchopz an alzo hiz
pizzasauze on bitz of da cheeze he givs me.

Purrz,
GT

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]



  #39  
Old March 17th 10, 09:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey \=^..^=\
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Posts: 90
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

We nebbur git da flayfurd kind cos dey hab u bad ingreedunt en ett dat
maykz meowmee
git uh badbad heddake..it's kalld msg...I wike Pringulz cuz dey tayst
gudgud..Mosey

i likez dat one alzo but the ofur catson in owrz howz duz not, althoo
chester likesa speeci sauces, Trudi


"The Fur Conspiracy"
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:36:45 -0500, "Stormmee"
:

see ifin hersuf hasa sowr kreme onez or da veri salti onez, Trudi
"The Fur Conspiracy"


Proooooooooffftt!

Aktuallmentally I like da bobblyque chipz. I alzo likez Dad'z
bobblyque sauze on tingz like chikken an porkchopz an alzo hiz
pizzasauze on bitz of da cheeze he givs me.

Purrz,
GT

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]





  #40  
Old March 17th 10, 09:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Haow Iz Yer Wethur??

pwane oeneez iz gud wiffa gud sowr kremetrudi
"Mosey "=^..^="" wrote in message
...
We nebbur git da flayfurd kind cos dey hab u bad ingreedunt en ett dat
maykz meowmee
git uh badbad heddake..it's kalld msg...I wike Pringulz cuz dey tayst
gudgud..Mosey

i likez dat one alzo but the ofur catson in owrz howz duz not, althoo
chester likesa speeci sauces, Trudi


"The Fur Conspiracy"
On Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:36:45 -0500, "Stormmee"
:

see ifin hersuf hasa sowr kreme onez or da veri salti onez, Trudi
"The Fur Conspiracy"

Proooooooooffftt!

Aktuallmentally I like da bobblyque chipz. I alzo likez Dad'z
bobblyque sauze on tingz like chikken an porkchopz an alzo hiz
pizzasauze on bitz of da cheeze he givs me.

Purrz,
GT

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]







 




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