Eye is misunderstuded

Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa
folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her
hous two eeet.

Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong
wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't
get bad fudz, innit?

Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed
"what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food."

Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha
butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE.

--
Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill

Maggy May, hoomanzs u kan't win wiff dem. I only eatz dry fudz but da
ofther dai, gramby satted willow's wet fudz on da kounter anna I wented and
smelled demselvez. Gramby fout I waz gonna eatz it and her yelled at
mineselfz.

Hooman note. I only yelled because one of her feet while she was sniffing
was placed in the middle of my strawberry shortcake which, as a matter of
fact, I was not supposed to be eating. I don't care if she eats wet food
but she raised up and yelled back at me.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa
folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her
hous two eeet.

Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong
wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't
get bad fudz, innit?

Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed
"what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food."

Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha
butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE.

--
Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill

On May 19, 9:15*pm, "Granby" wrote:
Maggy May, hoomanzs u kan't win wiff dem. *I only eatz dry fudz but da
ofther dai, gramby satted willow's wet fudz on da kounter anna I wented and
smelled demselvez. *Gramby fout I waz gonna eatz it and her yelled at
mineselfz.

Dat iz shoking. Neow it mite be aksepable if Willo yelled on yoo, aldo
shee prolly wunt.


Hooman note. *I only yelled because one of her feet while she was sniffing
was placed in the middle of my strawberry shortcake which, as a matter of
fact, I was not supposed to be eating. *I don't care if she eats wet food
but she raised up and yelled back at me.

Diss is gno eggskyoose. She gnu dat yoo wasn' sposd to eet dat
shortberry kak an she was proteking yoo.

--
Maggy May

Du tellz. Da rate her kleaned herown paw off from dat stuffz u wudda fout
her waz going to eat herown futz. O T still laughing at Piglett.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 19, 9:15 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Maggy May, hoomanzs u kan't win wiff dem. I only eatz dry fudz but da
ofther dai, gramby satted willow's wet fudz on da kounter anna I wented
and
smelled demselvez. Gramby fout I waz gonna eatz it and her yelled at
mineselfz.

Dat iz shoking. Neow it mite be aksepable if Willo yelled on yoo, aldo
shee prolly wunt.


Hooman note. I only yelled because one of her feet while she was sniffing
was placed in the middle of my strawberry shortcake which, as a matter of
fact, I was not supposed to be eating. I don't care if she eats wet food
but she raised up and yelled back at me.

Diss is gno eggskyoose. She gnu dat yoo wasn' sposd to eet dat
shortberry kak an she was proteking yoo.

--
Maggy May

On May 19, 6:52*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa
folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her
hous two eeet.

Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong
wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't
get bad fudz, innit?

Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed
"what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food."

Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha
butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE.

--
Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill

Oh no, mine simpafeez fur yoorsefl Maggy May, dat yoo was
KRIckitsiezed. Dis MUTTS be catnipped inna bud or yoo cud end up
beeing,gasphiss LOKUSStized! I will purr fur yoor houss to
pweebent a swaurm fwum happeeneeng. Mayke shur awl yoor windoes ar
cwozed up tite. Butted brafe onnerabl kittee, keep up da gud wurk, da
feetz in da desserts an such. Ar mots impurrtint jawb is keeping ar
hoominz alyfe an well. Wifoutted dem, usses ar lostted.
MeOwy, eyes skweezed tightly shut imagining the locusts bouncing off
Maggy Mays houses windows.

"MeOwy"
On May 19, 6:52 pm, Will in New Haven
Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa
folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her
hous two eeet.

Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong
wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't
get bad fudz, innit?

Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed
"what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food."

Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha
butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE.

--
Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill

Oh no, mine simpafeez fur yoorsefl Maggy May, dat yoo was
KRIckitsiezed. Dis MUTTS be catnipped inna bud or yoo cud end up
beeing,gasphiss LOKUSStized! I will purr fur yoor houss to
pweebent a swaurm fwum happeeneeng. Mayke shur awl yoor windoes ar
cwozed up tite. Butted brafe onnerabl kittee, keep up da gud wurk, da
feetz in da desserts an such. Ar mots impurrtint jawb is keeping ar
hoominz alyfe an well. Wifoutted dem, usses ar lostted.
MeOwy, eyes skweezed tightly shut imagining the locusts bouncing off
Maggy Mays houses windows.

~~
Hai Mine sweet MeOwy 3
Uh swarm?? waow..puurrz..nope, kant let dat happun.
awwwwwwww pour Maggy May yoo gnow wee jest luffs yerownself n mabbee dey
fot dat Samantha's fudz mite mayke yweronself sik, cuz doggie fuds is
badbad fur kitties sew ai heer? Yuss MeOwy, et iz portunt dat wee keap owr
hoomins sayfe, happee n well tew..
ai wuv tew purr laowd fur mine meowmee n az fur az da dezzurt dat da Gramby
wuz tawkin baowt, mine meowmee ia lergic tew dem strawburreez..dey mayke hur
sew sik.
Luffs
Mosey

silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Wen Meomie Micki putted widdl Samanfa's fudz in her bole an put her
bole into her liddl hous, sew dat da Bear can't eeted it, Samanfa
folloed Meomie down intoo da wivving rume, an did gnot gew into her
hous two eeet.

Well, I had to run in an tayst her fudz. Wut if der wuz sumfing rong
wiff itseff? It is mine responsibilitude to mak shur dat shee don't
get bad fudz, innit?

Well, it was gudgud an I took a cupl ob biteses. An DEN Uncl Bill sed
"what are you doing, Maggy May, don't eat Samantha's food."

Dat iz gnot perlite. Ob kors I leff mostest ob it four widdl Samantha
butted he KRICKETSIZED me. He was gnot GNISE.

--
Maggy May, glaring at Uncl Bill

On May 25, 5:51*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi

uGENN diss mornin I was innerupped in mine job ob czecking da baby
doggies fudz. Wen da dogs brotted Uncl Bill in frum his wok, MOMMY
MICKI sed to him, "Maggy May is eetin Samanfa's foode." An hee sed
"Maggy MAY" in his bigbig voys, sew I had to let da pour gurl risk wut
mite haff been a greebing-filled bole ob fudz. But den hee putted owt
sum peepl toona four usses cats. An dat wuz gud. An den mee an widdl
Samanfa tookd a gnap. An den I started to rite a pome about mine puppy-
dog, witch I will post wen it is dun.

--
Maggy May

peoplez toonaz iza gud way fur hizsuf ta pologize, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 25, 5:51 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi

uGENN diss mornin I was innerupped in mine job ob czecking da baby
doggies fudz. Wen da dogs brotted Uncl Bill in frum his wok, MOMMY
MICKI sed to him, "Maggy May is eetin Samanfa's foode." An hee sed
"Maggy MAY" in his bigbig voys, sew I had to let da pour gurl risk wut
mite haff been a greebing-filled bole ob fudz. But den hee putted owt
sum peepl toona four usses cats. An dat wuz gud. An den mee an widdl
Samanfa tookd a gnap. An den I started to rite a pome about mine puppy-
dog, witch I will post wen it is dun.

--
Maggy May

Will in New Haven wrote:
On May 25, 5:51 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
silli hoomin juzt duzint know what yourown jobz iz, Trudi

uGENN diss mornin I was innerupped in mine job ob czecking da baby
doggies fudz. Wen da dogs brotted Uncl Bill in frum his wok, MOMMY
MICKI sed to him, "Maggy May is eetin Samanfa's foode." An hee sed
"Maggy MAY" in his bigbig voys, sew I had to let da pour gurl risk wut
mite haff been a greebing-filled bole ob fudz. But den hee putted owt
sum peepl toona four usses cats. An dat wuz gud. An den mee an widdl
Samanfa tookd a gnap. An den I started to rite a pome about mine puppy-
dog, witch I will post wen it is dun.

--
Maggy May



In da owlden dayz Kyngs an Qweenz usd tu have fud tastrs sew dey wuln't
get nsik. Yu tryin tu pertec yur frenz. Gud job! TuTu