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  #111  
Old January 19th 07, 02:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Default Going toona fishing

Dat wil be nice! I fink redd wil luuk grate on bofe of us.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
When we getz bak furm diz fishin trip we willz go to da store onna

island an
you kan pik demselfz owt, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
Now, Chester, dat wood be so much fun! Coarse I do! Fangu!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
duz wantsa get matchin shirtz? Chester hopeful
Julie Porter wrote in message
news Yur gonna luck grate!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Chester sees tiger in hiz flowery shirt and catsiderz...

hhhmmm, I
mite wear
diz ifin i kan haf red flowerz, Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:45:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble,

little
paws
typed:

I likez dat idermint of flowery shirtz, Tiger haza nize

one
MME. A
gifed
hizsef, he mite efin be wearinit now, Chester, lookin

arownd
fur
Tiger

Hez rite offur heer wif myownself, Chester. An derez a nyce

shop
on
da Island dat selz dem so you can getz one wen we gettid bak

wif
owr
toona!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/14/2007 6:58:16 PM












  #112  
Old January 19th 07, 09:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Going toona fishing

diz sure haz been a fine 'venture, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Chester, luk what yu did! Yur plans ended up getteng us neerly 900
pownds of toona! Ime so prowd of mew, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Chester, TV, and Tiger stand with MO, amazed and drooling atta size

ofa
toona... OH MY goodness, Chester
Jocko the Diving Cat wrote in message
news
On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 18:12:17 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Ok, efurrykitty, lets have one more try before the Captain takes

us
back.
I hear there's a REALLY HYOOGE toona living out here, so let's

see if
we
can all catch him togeffer. There's a whole lot of kitties back

on da
Island, and I'll bet they'd all like to have some nice, fresh

giant
toona.

[Jocko joins Chester and Mo's nets together, then the Captain

uses both
booms to lower them into the water behind the fishing boat. The

band
plays
on, the kitties party on, many trays of snacks and drinks are

carried
on
deck from the galley.]

Jocko

[As kitties dance and party and eat snacks and call "Here, toona,

toona,
toona, toona" the boat continues to trawl slowly through the water.

The
Captain-cat keeps a careful eye on the sea and on the nets, always

alert
for signs of a catch.

After cruising for a few minutes, the Captain picks up the

microphone to
address all the kitties on board the fishing boat.]

Attention all kitties - Dis is de Captain. I fink we has anoffur

toona in
our nets, but the ship's equipment doesn't seem to be bringing the

fishie
aboard. This can only mean dat the fishie is too big for the motors!

If we
want to bring dees toona aboard, we will haf to do so wif Kitty

Power!

All deckcats, rig recovery ropes over the capstans. And all kitties

who
want to help, go grab the net and PULL!

[The large net starts to slowly work it's way over the side of the

boat.
The deckhand cats manage to keep the Community Cats from getting too

wet,
and from getting pulled overboard. Slowly but surely, the net gets

hauled
aboard.

As the net reaches a point where only a dozen feet or so remain, the
capstans are no longer able to pull the net closer. Neither are the
assembled kitties. Fishing boats that had been working nearby hurry

over,
and fishercats jump onto the same boat as the Community Cats to help

land
the huge toona. After a great amount of pushing, pulling, and

meowing,
the assembled cats finally get the trapped toona to roll over the

side of
the boat onto the deck. Everykitty has to jump back, as the toona

fills
all the deck space!]

Mine goodness! Mr. Jocko, mon, you kitties have indeed caught da

monster
toona! Dees one fish must weigh at least fife hunnert pounds!









  #113  
Old January 19th 07, 09:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Going toona fishing

Tiger watches as hiz wifekitty talks... suchiz suchiz, diz iz gonna be
wonnerful, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:59:45 -0800, Jocko the Diving Cat's nimble,
little paws typed:

Mine goodness! Mr. Jocko, mon, you kitties have indeed caught da monster
toona! Dees one fish must weigh at least fife hunnert pounds!


[Back at the villa on Young Island, a white Japanese Bobtail sleeps
on a windowsill in the sun. An older kitty, who looks much like the
Maneki Neko (the beckoning "good luck cat") seen on jars and vases.
Two younger Bobtails are in the next room, one on his cell phone]

"Ahhhh, yes, Mme. Anaïs, yes."

[They tiptoe on padded feet into the room where the older Bobtail
naps, but his ears twitch as he then swats his assistants for waking
him from his nap.]

"Sorry, sensi, but Mme. Anaïs iz in da cellfone wif an impurrtant
message"

[He takes the phone gruffly from his assistant]

"Miao! Hmmmm, so? so deskuka? 250 kilos? Ahhhh. Hai! Hai!"

[He hands the phone back to the smaller assistant]

Up. Up! We haff work. Tako! start to prepare the rice! Yutaka!
Sharpen the knives. Otoro will be on da menyoo tonight - as will all
ov owr toona specialties!

[he quickly washes his face, and slips on his kimono, heading into
the kitchen]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/16/2007 2:26:03 PM



  #114  
Old January 19th 07, 09:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Going toona fishing

err well err, letz go anna se whut da kitteyz wantsa do wif alla diz fishes,
Chester, flustered
Julie Porter wrote in message
hlink.net...
Dats a furry nise thought, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
A stunned Chester just stands there likea well a boycat who juzt

realized
himsef mite haf fownd a furefur kitty... smooch back
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Chester, yu ar jus bout the smartest cat effur!

**SMOOCH!**

Lucy





  #115  
Old January 19th 07, 09:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Going toona fishing

sownds kinda like da purrfekt efinin spekalli since you willz be sharin
itsef wif minesef
Julie Porter wrote in message
hlink.net...
What a nite! Weel haf grilld toonastakes under da stars, an der will be
wunderful mewsic, an all our frends.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez i belleefz you iz rite, Chester who can't hardli wait fur da toona
Julie Porter wrote in message
hlink.net...
They'll be ekstra guud wif toonyfish!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
chester goes and brings back 2 drinkz, her we go, deze sure duz

tazte
gud,
Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Dey wil! Til day do, lets jus haf anuther nip colada an enjoy da
boat.

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hopefully da kaptin or jocko willz be alongta hepz uses soon,
Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Oh, yure duing wonderfullye! We jus need tu lern how tu uze

da
net,
an
get effurywon orgynized, an den weel be gud tu go!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Huge blush, err renfur i nefur did diz befur, ifin it

wuza
mowzey
i
kuld
garintee it butted i izunt qwuite az sure 'bowt diz toona
stuffz,
Chester,
tryin hard


Dat sownds deslishus! I know we will ketch one because
Chester
is
sew
smart.

Lucy




















  #116  
Old January 19th 07, 09:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Going toona fishing

Kule, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Dat wil be nice! I fink redd wil luuk grate on bofe of us.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
When we getz bak furm diz fishin trip we willz go to da store onna

island an
you kan pik demselfz owt, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
Now, Chester, dat wood be so much fun! Coarse I do! Fangu!

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
duz wantsa get matchin shirtz? Chester hopeful
Julie Porter wrote in message
news Yur gonna luck grate!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Chester sees tiger in hiz flowery shirt and catsiderz...

hhhmmm, I
mite wear
diz ifin i kan haf red flowerz, Chester
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:45:18 -0600, Stormmee's nimble,

little
paws
typed:

I likez dat idermint of flowery shirtz, Tiger haza nize

one
MME. A
gifed
hizsef, he mite efin be wearinit now, Chester, lookin

arownd
fur
Tiger

Hez rite offur heer wif myownself, Chester. An derez a nyce

shop
on
da Island dat selz dem so you can getz one wen we gettid bak

wif
owr
toona!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/14/2007 6:58:16 PM














  #117  
Old January 19th 07, 03:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
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Posts: 102
Default Going toona fishing

On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:42:47 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

diz sure haz been a fine 'venture, Chester


I'ze happy dat yur enjoyink yur first 'venture wif da kommunity,
Chester! Pssst... iz you keepink an eye on liddle Stormee???????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/19/2007 10:14:05 AM
  #118  
Old January 19th 07, 07:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Going toona fishing

hersef iz off wif rosco, anna Tiger alreadi talked to demselves, so i izunt
worruid kuz rosco seems like a good mancat, Chester, lookin arownd to see
whut dey iz doin... but knowin stormmee will be derta eat fishiez
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:42:47 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

diz sure haz been a fine 'venture, Chester


I'ze happy dat yur enjoyink yur first 'venture wif da kommunity,
Chester! Pssst... iz you keepink an eye on liddle Stormee???????

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/19/2007 10:14:05 AM



  #119  
Old January 19th 07, 08:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Posts: 2,125
Default Going toona fishing

On Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:24:20 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote:


I doant want you tu be hungry, Beauty.

Joey

fangu joey. i neffer want to be hungry again. (gratefully akcepts wate
in choona).
beauty

Mew can haff tenn tymes yur wate in toona.

Joey

you're a lot nicer than my sekretary. tenn tymes my wait in choonas!
wow.
beauty
  #120  
Old January 20th 07, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Posts: 580
Default Going toona fishing

Itz unbeleefable! Itz wunderful!

Lucy

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
diz sure haz been a fine 'venture, Chester
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
Chester, luk what yu did! Yur plans ended up getteng us neerly 900
pownds of toona! Ime so prowd of mew, Chester.

Lucy


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Chester, TV, and Tiger stand with MO, amazed and drooling atta

size
ofa
toona... OH MY goodness, Chester
Jocko the Diving Cat wrote in message
news On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 18:12:17 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Ok, efurrykitty, lets have one more try before the Captain

takes
us
back.
I hear there's a REALLY HYOOGE toona living out here, so

let's
see if
we
can all catch him togeffer. There's a whole lot of kitties

back
on da
Island, and I'll bet they'd all like to have some nice, fresh

giant
toona.

[Jocko joins Chester and Mo's nets together, then the Captain

uses both
booms to lower them into the water behind the fishing boat.

The
band
plays
on, the kitties party on, many trays of snacks and drinks are

carried
on
deck from the galley.]

Jocko

[As kitties dance and party and eat snacks and call "Here,

toona,
toona,
toona, toona" the boat continues to trawl slowly through the

water.
The
Captain-cat keeps a careful eye on the sea and on the nets,

always
alert
for signs of a catch.

After cruising for a few minutes, the Captain picks up the

microphone to
address all the kitties on board the fishing boat.]

Attention all kitties - Dis is de Captain. I fink we has anoffur

toona in
our nets, but the ship's equipment doesn't seem to be bringing

the
fishie
aboard. This can only mean dat the fishie is too big for the

motors!
If we
want to bring dees toona aboard, we will haf to do so wif Kitty

Power!

All deckcats, rig recovery ropes over the capstans. And all

kitties
who
want to help, go grab the net and PULL!

[The large net starts to slowly work it's way over the side of

the
boat.
The deckhand cats manage to keep the Community Cats from getting

too
wet,
and from getting pulled overboard. Slowly but surely, the net

gets
hauled
aboard.

As the net reaches a point where only a dozen feet or so remain,

the
capstans are no longer able to pull the net closer. Neither are

the
assembled kitties. Fishing boats that had been working nearby

hurry
over,
and fishercats jump onto the same boat as the Community Cats to

help
land
the huge toona. After a great amount of pushing, pulling, and

meowing,
the assembled cats finally get the trapped toona to roll over

the
side of
the boat onto the deck. Everykitty has to jump back, as the

toona
fills
all the deck space!]

Mine goodness! Mr. Jocko, mon, you kitties have indeed caught da

monster
toona! Dees one fish must weigh at least fife hunnert pounds!











 




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