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Old March 11th 04, 12:00 PM
Helen Miles
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Default Well, he's established himself.

Since our move back to Cardiff from Edinburgh last week, HRFL Tiger has
been busy establishing who is "da boss" in his new abode. The kitchen
door in the house we're in now, is old, vicotrian, and when it shuts, is
still loose.

Tiger arrived, and worked out within about 3 minutes, that if he yowled
loud enough and hammered the door hard enough with his paw, it would
either slam (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
to see what was wrong and then give him whatever he wanted) or if it was
closed it would rattle loudly so it sounded like it was coming off from
its hinges (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
and go and see what was wrong and then give him what ever he wanted...)

He's had the poor woman running all over the house for 8 days. She still
hasn't learned that he's no more than an attention seeking little sh*t,
and this is his idea of fun. He thinks it's great that he now has this
wonderful slave who answers his every beck and call, including breakfast
at 5am, 3 days in a row.

My grandmothers response when I told her to ignore him....."ah, well
he's only little (at 10 1/2lbs!!) and he's so sweet I do it for a quiet
life!"

SWEET????? TIGER IS SWEET???? Arrogant, self opinionated thug more
like!!

Helen M



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Old March 11th 04, 02:09 PM
lrulan
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LOL, Helen. I messed up my keyboard laughing at this story. Good for Tiger.
Poor grandma, heh.
Jazz & his mama

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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:824a8c5db5d96fe4b5861260dd25e849.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Since our move back to Cardiff from Edinburgh last week, HRFL Tiger has
been busy establishing who is "da boss" in his new abode. The kitchen
door in the house we're in now, is old, vicotrian, and when it shuts, is
still loose.

Tiger arrived, and worked out within about 3 minutes, that if he yowled
loud enough and hammered the door hard enough with his paw, it would
either slam (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
to see what was wrong and then give him whatever he wanted) or if it was
closed it would rattle loudly so it sounded like it was coming off from
its hinges (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
and go and see what was wrong and then give him what ever he wanted...)

He's had the poor woman running all over the house for 8 days. She still
hasn't learned that he's no more than an attention seeking little sh*t,
and this is his idea of fun. He thinks it's great that he now has this
wonderful slave who answers his every beck and call, including breakfast
at 5am, 3 days in a row.

My grandmothers response when I told her to ignore him....."ah, well
he's only little (at 10 1/2lbs!!) and he's so sweet I do it for a quiet
life!"

SWEET????? TIGER IS SWEET???? Arrogant, self opinionated thug more
like!!

Helen M



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Old March 11th 04, 06:04 PM
m. L. Briggs
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On Thu, 11 Mar 2004 12:00:00 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
wrote:

Since our move back to Cardiff from Edinburgh last week, HRFL Tiger has
been busy establishing who is "da boss" in his new abode. The kitchen
door in the house we're in now, is old, vicotrian, and when it shuts, is
still loose.

Tiger arrived, and worked out within about 3 minutes, that if he yowled
loud enough and hammered the door hard enough with his paw, it would
either slam (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
to see what was wrong and then give him whatever he wanted) or if it was
closed it would rattle loudly so it sounded like it was coming off from
its hinges (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
and go and see what was wrong and then give him what ever he wanted...)

He's had the poor woman running all over the house for 8 days. She still
hasn't learned that he's no more than an attention seeking little sh*t,
and this is his idea of fun. He thinks it's great that he now has this
wonderful slave who answers his every beck and call, including breakfast
at 5am, 3 days in a row.

My grandmothers response when I told her to ignore him....."ah, well
he's only little (at 10 1/2lbs!!) and he's so sweet I do it for a quiet
life!"

SWEET????? TIGER IS SWEET???? Arrogant, self opinionated thug more
like!!

Helen M


Kind of proud of him, aren't you? MLB
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Old March 11th 04, 10:43 PM
Jette Goldie
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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:824a8c5db5d96fe4b5861260dd25e849.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Since our move back to Cardiff from Edinburgh last week, HRFL Tiger has
been busy establishing who is "da boss" in his new abode. The kitchen
door in the house we're in now, is old, vicotrian, and when it shuts, is
still loose.

Tiger arrived, and worked out within about 3 minutes, that if he yowled
loud enough and hammered the door hard enough with his paw, it would
either slam (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
to see what was wrong and then give him whatever he wanted) or if it was
closed it would rattle loudly so it sounded like it was coming off from
its hinges (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
and go and see what was wrong and then give him what ever he wanted...)

He's had the poor woman running all over the house for 8 days. She still
hasn't learned that he's no more than an attention seeking little sh*t,
and this is his idea of fun. He thinks it's great that he now has this
wonderful slave who answers his every beck and call, including breakfast
at 5am, 3 days in a row.

My grandmothers response when I told her to ignore him....."ah, well
he's only little (at 10 1/2lbs!!) and he's so sweet I do it for a quiet
life!"

SWEET????? TIGER IS SWEET???? Arrogant, self opinionated thug more
like!!


She's a true Granny!


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Old March 12th 04, 11:10 AM
lewe
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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:824a8c5db5d96fe4b5861260dd25e849.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
Since our move back to Cardiff from Edinburgh last week, HRFL Tiger has
been busy establishing who is "da boss" in his new abode. The kitchen
door in the house we're in now, is old, vicotrian, and when it shuts, is
still loose.

Tiger arrived, and worked out within about 3 minutes, that if he yowled
loud enough and hammered the door hard enough with his paw, it would
either slam (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
to see what was wrong and then give him whatever he wanted) or if it was
closed it would rattle loudly so it sounded like it was coming off from
its hinges (and my grandmother would get up from whatever she was doing
and go and see what was wrong and then give him what ever he wanted...)

He's had the poor woman running all over the house for 8 days. She still
hasn't learned that he's no more than an attention seeking little sh*t,
and this is his idea of fun. He thinks it's great that he now has this
wonderful slave who answers his every beck and call, including breakfast
at 5am, 3 days in a row.

My grandmothers response when I told her to ignore him....."ah, well
he's only little (at 10 1/2lbs!!) and he's so sweet I do it for a quiet
life!"

SWEET????? TIGER IS SWEET???? Arrogant, self opinionated thug more
like!!

Helen M


well, he is a true Master

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