A poor kitty am I

Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:39:03 -0800 (PST), rafflescat
wrote:

Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

pooter is gudgud. wen i haff hungur ii jump on pooter desk and eet
mose and cabuls. den my sekritari giffs me fudz.
i am sekritari of fudz and it is a feeline abuse dat i haff to fite
for the rite to fudz.
beauty

Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

pooter is gudgud. wen i haff hungur ii jump on pooter desk and eet
mose and cabuls. den my sekritari giffs me fudz.
i am sekritari of fudz and it is a feeline abuse dat i haff to fite
for the rite to fudz.
beauty

ai jest ax Meowmie fur mai fudz nise wike n den hur gibz et tew meh.
ai hab sutch uh nise meowmie. ai wike tew sit bai hur onna cowch n purr
laowd en hur eer,
dat maykes hur feal gud. yeUP. But ai feal owr hoominz luvz usses awl n we
git feeded n gnot starfed wike da pore OWT cats hoo dunt got inny hoomin
tew fead n luv demselfz. Dat iz sew sadd tew meh.
Luvz
Mosey

push a button when she iz distrakted, she will sqweel wif deelite, OEJ, who
KNOWS
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:39:03 -0800 (PST), rafflescat
wrote:

Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

My computer is on a desktop.

Before Kenzie went to the Bridge, she used to jump up into my lap all of
the time, when I was using my computer.

She was a pretty little cat, and she could stay and sit in my lap, while
I used my computer.

I could scritch her ears, and pet her with one hand, and use the
computer with the other hand.

And when I needed both hands, she would just wait, until I could pet her
again.

She was a very, very good kitty, always so sweet and loving, and I miss
having her sit on my lap, when I use my computer

rafflescat wrote:
Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

Meomie hazza pilo inna drawer fur kats, cuz wun uf thu RB kats useta luv
lyin theer. I duz tu sumtymes, butted I purfurs tu cuddl up on Meomiez
chest fur pettin. This meens sumtymes...ok, always...she hasta help
support me if she is sittin up atta pooters, cuz as she sez I iz a big
kittie, an hur chest kant support me. She duznt always seem hapi bout
using thu pooter wif wun hand - between eer skritches, uv corse - wile
thu othur wun is holdin up myne bak paws an I iz enturtainin hur wif
purrz. I kant unnerstan why this iz, butted sumtymes she drops me onna
floor an uses tu hands fur thu pooter.

--
Sam

da tigerman usta lay onna dezk so da soft or furree kuld pet hizsef in
between da pooter klicks, tv did diz sumtmez butted he offin sleeped onna
bottm offa dezk so when himz wanted pettinz himz wuld juzt reach owt wiffa
paw so da hoominz hadda bend ofur... now me anna chester iza pooter kitteez,
i getz onna dezk in between softz armz anna takesa nap, chexter azksta be
piked up anna sleepz onna bak off da chair, soft duzint mine ifin i iz in
front anna chester iz inna bak but she sayzed it makez hersef qwite warm, MH
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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rafflescat wrote:
Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

Meomie hazza pilo inna drawer fur kats, cuz wun uf thu RB kats useta luv
lyin theer. I duz tu sumtymes, butted I purfurs tu cuddl up on Meomiez
chest fur pettin. This meens sumtymes...ok, always...she hasta help
support me if she is sittin up atta pooters, cuz as she sez I iz a big
kittie, an hur chest kant support me. She duznt always seem hapi bout
using thu pooter wif wun hand - between eer skritches, uv corse - wile thu
othur wun is holdin up myne bak paws an I iz enturtainin hur wif purrz. I
kant unnerstan why this iz, butted sumtymes she drops me onna floor an
uses tu hands fur thu pooter.

--
Sam

On Jan 30, 1:20*am, John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
On Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:39:03 -0800 (PST), rafflescat

wrote:
Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

pooter is gudgud. wen i haff hungur ii jump on pooter desk and eet
mose and cabuls. den my sekritari giffs me fudz.
i am sekritari of fudz and it is a feeline abuse dat i haff to fite
for the rite to fudz.
beauty

I nose yu feel myne pane! How cood Meomie purrfer a waptop tu me? Dis
is wurryin. Tunite mees demandin total attenshun n gettin it.Meomies
furry gud at look no handz!

Jack

Jack

On Jan 30, 3:11*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.
pooter is gudgud. wen i haff hungur ii jump on pooter desk and eet
mose and cabuls. den my sekritari giffs me fudz.
i am sekritari of fudz and it is a feeline abuse dat i haff to fite
for the rite to fudz.
beauty

ai jest ax Meowmie fur mai fudz nise wike n den hur gibz et tew meh.
ai hab sutch uh nise meowmie. ai wike tew sit bai hur onna cowch n purr
laowd en hur eer,
dat maykes hur feal gud. yeUP. *But ai feal owr hoominz luvz usses awl n we
git feeded *n gnot starfed wike da pore OWT cats hoo dunt got inny hoomin
tew fead n luv demselfz. *Dat iz sew sadd tew meh.
Luvz
Mosey

Me gets wotz n wotz of fud Mosey, me jist wanted attenshun n wots of
it. Dat pooter wus da wun me wus angwee wiff. Tunite, me gotted in
myne yeweshual pwace cos me wikes ta cuwl up wiff myne hedd on Meomiez
knee, n dats ware me is tonite. Is a turribel shame fur OWT
kittiez...but is yeers since me wus a poor lil OWT kitty n den mai
Meomie saved myneself, so I wuff hur a wot.

Jack.

On Jan 30, 3:49*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
push a button when she iz distrakted, she will sqweel wif deelite, OEJ, who
KNOWS"rafflescat" wrote in message

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Mees goin wound n wound n wound. Dussnt madder wat way I approatch,
she sees myneself. Ise gon wound da bak, wound da side n has effun
twied da diwect approatch...still she sees me. Dat dum pooter is on
hur wap n it shood be me on hur wap!
A poor, poor kitty am I......
Jack notted unnerstandin thu need of hoomins tu pooter.

Owh! Fangs OEJ! Me will twy if I gets ignored wike dat agen.

Jack.