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  #1  
Old March 10th 11, 03:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance


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Old March 14th 11, 12:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

On Mar 9, 9:53*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Doz ar a gud start, Sunnydanse. Allow me to add:

5: Da KLEEN doodlebox is da BESS doodlebox
6: Keep da flore kleen
8: Da wadder shood be Kleen an Kool. Keeps it dat weigh.
?: Da chare shood be by da bed wen da kitty wanna clim up.

I don' reely gno da nummers affer six.

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WooToo
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Old March 14th 11, 01:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_3_]
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance


If dey not follow all rules dey get beet up.

Louise
  #4  
Old March 14th 11, 01:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

On Mar 9, 10:53*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance


Hoomins, do gnot poot a dish ob gushy tweets wif gwayvee on da fwoor
wen dere is a owld dish ob gushy fud dat ai hab alweddy cubbered up
becuz I can gnot eet da gnu stuf wen dere is da owld stuff in mine
dyning aereea.

Dis furry fing took pways tewday fur da furst tym, an da hoomin
appurrentlee needz a lesssun bout dat.

MeOwy, disgustagatted.
  #5  
Old March 14th 11, 03:46 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

On Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:51:00 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven
wrote:

On Mar 9, 9:53*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Doz ar a gud start, Sunnydanse. Allow me to add:

5: Da KLEEN doodlebox is da BESS doodlebox
6: Keep da flore kleen
8: Da wadder shood be Kleen an Kool. Keeps it dat weigh.
?: Da chare shood be by da bed wen da kitty wanna clim up.

I don' reely gno da nummers affer six.


Eleventy: Treets mus bee gibben to usses ebery dai

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ^..^

lorili, da tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez.


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Old March 14th 11, 04:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp


"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur
I furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance


Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz owt.
Hmmmmf
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old March 14th 11, 06:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance


Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz owt.
Hmmmmf
--
Pitô.ônya


Oh, no! Toonya, why didnt yoo kawl myownself to kum git yoo? Iz yoo OK now?

Sundance


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Old March 14th 11, 11:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

why da box shuld be cleaned fife timez a day, anna consiqwinses if ursef
duzint
-da owt, bring it close but keep it owt
-tedz iz a bad thing
-hoomin fud and why i , er cats shuld eat it,

chester and trudi
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur I
furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance



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Old March 14th 11, 05:13 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

On Mar 13, 11:33*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"Sundance" wrote in message

...

Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer befur
I furgit dem.


Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:


1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed


Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?


Sundance


Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. *Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz owt.
Hmmmmf
--
Pit . nya


Addendun tu dat: du notted leef dorz opine tew da OUT tu purrvent OUT
kitteez comming in an EET ar fudz!
MeOwy, aldough I hab wotz ob weftoffurs sew I dont mynd shayring.
  #10  
Old March 14th 11, 05:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Ideerz fur da hoomin bootkamp

Fangu furr kayerink.
Wewll I wuz owt frum 9;30 am tu 4;30 pm.
Meowmee sez da kawlt tu me wen day kayme hom, an kudint fynd me innyside
anyweer. Wen Meowmee FYNulee luukt owtzide, I wuz on da rok
paffway,owtzide da bak duur, layin deown awl kruntsht op. I didunt moof
wen hur kawlt, so hur duzint kno heow lung I wuz dere, ur if I hadda lot
ob abvenshurz, an I aynt tawkin. Wen hur
Shtartid wawkin tuwurd me, I ran away, an layd deown on wunna da frunt
stepz, weer hur wuz abul tu pik me op an heowld me tyte.
It wuz horriboble! I dunt tink I wyl effurr du it uhgin.
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Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Deze ideerz kame to myself today, an I wanted to share dem heer
befur I furgit dem.

Topickz to teech in da hoomin bootkamp:

1. Feedin yur kittee
2. Whut to giv yur kittee to eet
3. Fudz yur kittee will injoy
4. Free feedin -- da onliest hoomane way to feed

Kan enneekittee fingk uv enneefing else?

Sundance


Du nottid leef duurz tu da owtzide opin furr kitteez tu get owt ov.
Dey did dat tu meeee yazterdae. Furr owerz I wuz owt, kuz dey wuz
owt.
Hmmmmf
--
Pitô.ônya


Oh, no! Toonya, why didnt yoo kawl myownself to kum git yoo? Iz yoo OK
now?

Sundance



 




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