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OT Happy Halloween a few jokes to get you to smile
Happy Halloween!!
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor? A: Because he was coffin Q: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween? A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: What is Transylvania? A: Dracula's terror-tory Q: Where does Dracula water ski? A: On Lake Erie Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A: A blood vessel Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? A: Pumpkin Pi Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich. Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is? A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don't spook until your spooken to. Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo! Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night? A: By blood vessels. Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. |
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OT Happy Halloween a few jokes to get you to smile
"Matthew" Happy Halloween!! Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor? A: Because he was coffin Q: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween? A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: What is Transylvania? A: Dracula's terror-tory Q: Where does Dracula water ski? A: On Lake Erie Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A: A blood vessel Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? A: Pumpkin Pi Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich. Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is? A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don't spook until your spooken to. Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo! Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night? A: By blood vessels. Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. LOL, or groan...you the 'mad punster'. Kyla |
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OT Happy Halloween a few jokes to get you to smile
My grandkids will love you. As for my reaction Grooooaaaannn.
"Matthew" wrote in message ng.com... Happy Halloween!! Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor? A: Because he was coffin Q: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween? A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: What is Transylvania? A: Dracula's terror-tory Q: Where does Dracula water ski? A: On Lake Erie Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A: A blood vessel Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? A: Pumpkin Pi Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich. Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is? A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don't spook until your spooken to. Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo! Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night? A: By blood vessels. Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. |
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OT Happy Halloween a few jokes to get you to smile
I LOVE puns and always have
Matthew, those are horrid EG. Gonna see how many I can sneak into my posts. *looks up and starts whistling* Kyla "Granby" My grandkids will love you. As for my reaction Grooooaaaannn. "Matthew" ... Happy Halloween!! Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor? A: Because he was coffin Q: What does a vampire fear most? A: Tooth decay Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: What did the mad scientist eat on Halloween? A: Frankenfurters with Ketchup Q: Where do mummies go for a swim? A: To the dead sea Q: What is Transylvania? A: Dracula's terror-tory Q: Where does Dracula water ski? A: On Lake Erie Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis? A: A blood vessel Q: What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? A: Pumpkin Pi Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch? A: A BOO-logna sandwich. Q: How does the silly witch know what time it is? A: She looks at her witch-watch. Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don't spook until your spooken to. Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo! Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night? A: By blood vessels. Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend! Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed. |
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