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Ding Dong - Miss Kitty, a err gentleman to see you



 
 
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Old November 1st 03, 06:08 AM
Boogie's Mom
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Default Ding Dong - Miss Kitty, a err gentleman to see you

Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at Miss
Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and black paper
with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he with a
courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from under
his Regency frock coat

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Old November 1st 03, 07:42 PM
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Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big Bedroom,
and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded collar. A
curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck. Then the fluffy
dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at Miss
Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and black

paper
with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he with

a
courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from under
his Regency frock coat



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Old November 1st 03, 07:42 PM
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Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big Bedroom,
and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded collar. A
curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck. Then the fluffy
dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at Miss
Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and black

paper
with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he with

a
courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from under
his Regency frock coat



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Old November 1st 03, 08:59 PM
Boogie's Mom
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Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big

Bedroom,
and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded collar. A
curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck. Then the

fluffy
dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at

Miss
Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and black

paper
with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he

with
a
courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from

under
his Regency frock coat





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Old November 1st 03, 08:59 PM
Boogie's Mom
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Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big

Bedroom,
and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded collar. A
curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck. Then the

fluffy
dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at

Miss
Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and black

paper
with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he

with
a
courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from

under
his Regency frock coat





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Old November 3rd 03, 12:11 AM
ChildFree23
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Oh, Boogie, won't you come in and shed on the furniture with me?

And could you help me open the package? I have no front claws, otherwise
I'd do it myownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big
Bedroom, and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded
collar. A curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck.
Then the fluffy dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at
Miss Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and

black
paper with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he
with a courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from
under his Regency frock coat



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Old November 3rd 03, 12:11 AM
ChildFree23
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Oh, Boogie, won't you come in and shed on the furniture with me?

And could you help me open the package? I have no front claws, otherwise
I'd do it myownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big
Bedroom, and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded
collar. A curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck.
Then the fluffy dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell at
Miss Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and

black
paper with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez he
with a courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from
under his Regency frock coat



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Old November 3rd 03, 12:41 AM
Boogie's Mom
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Miss Kitty, I would be honored to shed on your furniture. I've plenty of
long, very clingy, black and white furz to shed.

Boogie hooked a front claw on the edge of the orange and black box,
revealing a snow white fur mousie nestled on a blue denim bed stuffed full
of catnip.

I hope you like it, my dear.

Boogie, glad dat meowmie left da Austen collection offa da shelf
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
Oh, Boogie, won't you come in and shed on the furniture with me?

And could you help me open the package? I have no front claws, otherwise
I'd do it myownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big
Bedroom, and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded
collar. A curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck.
Then the fluffy dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell

at
Miss Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and

black
paper with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez

he
with a courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from
under his Regency frock coat





  #9  
Old November 3rd 03, 12:41 AM
Boogie's Mom
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Miss Kitty, I would be honored to shed on your furniture. I've plenty of
long, very clingy, black and white furz to shed.

Boogie hooked a front claw on the edge of the orange and black box,
revealing a snow white fur mousie nestled on a blue denim bed stuffed full
of catnip.

I hope you like it, my dear.

Boogie, glad dat meowmie left da Austen collection offa da shelf
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
Oh, Boogie, won't you come in and shed on the furniture with me?

And could you help me open the package? I have no front claws, otherwise
I'd do it myownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big
Bedroom, and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded
collar. A curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her neck.
Then the fluffy dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Figure dressed as Mr Darcy from Pride and Prejudice rings doorbell

at
Miss Kitty's home. He's carrying a small box, wrapped in orange and

black
paper with lots of dangly orange and black curly ribbon tied to it.

"I have brought this token of esteem to Miss Kitty Schottland" sez

he
with a courtly bow.

He doesn't realize that a long, very furry, tail has peeked out from
under his Regency frock coat





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Old November 4th 03, 12:37 AM
ChildFree23
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Oh, it's beautiful! So thoughtful of you! [Kitty whisker rubs Boogie's
face.] Um...is it alive?

Shall we shed on the dining room table? GranMeowmie just wiped it down for
dinner.

Kitty Schottland DOC

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Miss Kitty, I would be honored to shed on your furniture. I've plenty of
long, very clingy, black and white furz to shed.

Boogie hooked a front claw on the edge of the orange and black box,
revealing a snow white fur mousie nestled on a blue denim bed stuffed full
of catnip.

I hope you like it, my dear.

Boogie, glad dat meowmie left da Austen collection offa da shelf
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
Oh, Boogie, won't you come in and shed on the furniture with me?

And could you help me open the package? I have no front claws,

otherwise
I'd do it myownselves.

Kitty Schottland DOC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Good evening, Miss Kitty! I've brought you this small token of the

high
esteem with which I hold your dear person.

He bows and hands her the black and orange box

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
nk.net...
Oh meow goodnesses!

[Fluffy dark tortie jumps up from where she was napping in The Big
Bedroom, and runs into the guest room to get her rhinestone-studded
collar. A curious Lilith Kitten helps her buckle it behind her

neck.
Then the fluffy dark tortie goes out to the living room.]

Won't you come in, kind sir?



 




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