Purzzzz fur a d*g

Mine humin's granddottir ana hur boifrend wur amung da famblee dat cam
tu ar howse fur Kissamouse Eef ana dey brot hiz bighuge blak d*g. The
huminz ana d*gz went tu da Plaza tu see Santa lite da tree ana big
blak d*g named Marley got skared ana ranranfastaway, draggin his
leesh. He wuz seen da next deigh buy peeple inna town hoo cud not
ketch him. Unfortuneightly, he haz heded owt uv town intu da desert
ana diz iz a bad plaze. Pllleeze purr fur Marley tu hed bak tu town
ware he can be fownd!

Heze onlee twu yeerz old ana a citee d*g hoo duzn't kno enyfing bowt
bad plazez or bad animlez or bad huminz.

Ralph, Fred, Alice, Jane, Ricky, Mary, Judith, and Claude