I wuz squshed!

First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown Toonya
Sweetee.

Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so she
kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to inspektagate
unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij bak in! When it
didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere inspektagatin), she lukked
down an reelized dat she wuz pushin myownself in, too! She sez I sneeked
past her, but dat juss showz how unubzervint hoominz kan be.

Sundance

On Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:14:55 -0700, Sundance's
nimble, little paws typed:

First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown Toonya
Sweetee.

Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so she
kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to inspektagate
unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij bak in! When it
didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere inspektagatin), she lukked
down an reelized dat she wuz pushin myownself in, too! She sez I sneeked
past her, but dat juss showz how unubzervint hoominz kan be.

Sundance

Whut an indignitee! Duzen't yur meowmie realize
dat it iz da primary dooty ob a kitty-cat to
inspektigate? Derez nottid a drawer nor a kloset
dat oepnz in dis compartment dat I do not
insektigimate!

I finks dat yoo shud cawl da Sheriff - dat iz ifn
heez nottid busy inspetigimating!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/14/2009 11:23:52 PM

On Aug 14, 9:14*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown Toonya
Sweetee.

Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so she
kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to inspektagate
unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij bak in! When it
didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere inspektagatin), she lukked
down an reelized dat she wuz pushin myownself in, too! She sez I sneeked
past her, but dat juss showz how unubzervint hoominz kan be.

Sundance

Wewl ob korse yoo sneeked past hur, udderwyse yoor inspektagashun wud
habb bin pweebentted.
Sundance furry brafe in karyin out da kittee doodeez in da fayse ob
obstickles an daynjur.
MeOwy. PS, gwad yoo kamed froo it OK.

On Aug 14, 11:14*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown Toonya
Sweetee.

Tankyu four sayin dis. It is catsiderut ub yoor sweetie an awl ub
usses.


Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so she
kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to inspektagate
unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij bak in! When it
didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere inspektagatin), she lukked
down an reelized dat she wuz pushin myownself in, too! She sez I sneeked
past her, but dat juss showz how unubzervint hoominz kan be.

I don't wike to cwitisise no wun's mommie butted she shud hav weighted
until you finished wiff yoor inSPKchum. Effen if she din' gnotiss you
wuz doin it, beclaws hoomins iz gnot too brite, shee shud haff let you
finish wunce she gnoticed.

--
Maggy May

dia happined to minesef da ofur day, i wuz layin inna closet door, whic I
had opined to go in fur sum peace a qweet, soft walked by anna notized da
door wuz ajar thinkin da furri had leafed it opin so hersef shoved it clozed
onli it didunt kloze beclawz i wuz inna way, HRMPH, all i wanted wuza nap
wifowt bein dizturbed by Chester anna dat bratti stormmee playin, TV
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown
Toonya Sweetee.

Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so
she kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to
inspektagate unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij
bak in! When it didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere
inspektagatin), she lukked down an reelized dat she wuz pushin myownself
in, too! She sez I sneeked past her, but dat juss showz how unubzervint
hoominz kan be.

Sundance

Datz juzt terrwerrorbobble!
Yur meowmee Garbitcht yu!
Heow dayer hur!
Kum heer tu mine heowze, weer da garbitch rezeptikkel (itz not uh kan)
iz owt frum undur. Yu kin reetsh it, but yu kneed tu be abul tu opin da
lid. It yuzta hab uh step-onnit, buttid dat bwoke.
Rite in bakka da garbitsh rezeptikkel izza nize kabinit wiff lotza ruum
in bak ov da kanz an seryul bokzez...we kin go bac in dere an kuddel,
sweetee lub ov myne.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown
Toonya Sweetee.

Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij
so she kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to
inspektagate unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da
garbij bak in! When it didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere
inspektagatin), she lukked down an reelized dat she wuz pushin
myownself in, too! She sez I sneeked past her, but dat juss showz how
unubzervint hoominz kan be.

Sundance

On Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:14:55 -0700, "Sundance" wrote:

First uv awl, I iz OK, so nokittee needz to wurree, speshullee myown Toonya
Sweetee.

Meowmie opinned da kabnit unner da kichen sink to pull owt da garbij so she
kud put sumfing in itself. I wuz takin da opurrtoonitee to inspektagate
unner dere, when awl uv a suddin she startz pushin da garbij bak in! When it
didnt go bak in rite (kuz I wuz still in dere inspektagatin), she lukked
down an reelized dat she wuz pushin myownself in, too! She sez I sneeked
past her, but dat juss showz how unubzervint hoominz kan be.

Sundance


at leest the sekretary cant stepp on my tale. butted it is so sadd
they is skwashinnk you! u need the sherriff ov catmerica.
beauty