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#11
July 16th 10, 12:17 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
On Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's
little, agile paws typed: he takes mme. a.'s paw and they step into the porter and step out in furnt of der friend... hello, we iz here ta toazt wif ursef, Ahh, bonjour mine furrends! Zank yoo for joinink usses! [puts a flute of nip-champagne in everyone's paws] à votre santé, chatons! [lifts glass and sips] Ummm, yes, I can sertainly reccommend zee duckie [puts a leg of duck confit in Tiger's paw] and zee liddle quailz in puff pastry [puts one in Tiger's other paw], and ummm, do you haff a free paw for sum oysterz? And Mlle Trudi and Pitoonya [air kiss] do hepp yurselbes to zee fuds! Zere eez lopster thermidor, some sawtayed red snapper, umm, yes, and zese luffly, [slurps one] luffly oysterz! -- à bientôt, Jacques 
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#12
July 16th 10, 12:28 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
i willz wate onna oyzterz,... rite nowdiz iz enuf, Tiger who alwayz enjoiz
hiz food furnd, "Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message .. . On Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:25:56 -0500, Stormmee's little, agile paws typed: he takes mme. a.'s paw and they step into the porter and step out in furnt of der friend... hello, we iz here ta toazt wif ursef, Ahh, bonjour mine furrends! Zank yoo for joinink usses! [puts a flute of nip-champagne in everyone's paws] à votre santé, chatons! [lifts glass and sips] Ummm, yes, I can sertainly reccommend zee duckie [puts a leg of duck confit in Tiger's paw] and zee liddle quailz in puff pastry [puts one in Tiger's other paw], and ummm, do you haff a free paw for sum oysterz? And Mlle Trudi and Pitoonya [air kiss] do hepp yurselbes to zee fuds! Zere eez lopster thermidor, some sawtayed red snapper, umm, yes, and zese luffly, [slurps one] luffly oysterz! -- à bientôt, Jacques
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#13
July 16th 10, 08:39 PM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
Yew r vury welkome, Tiger..Mine fiance MeOwy will be ulongh shortlee n hur
kan show efferkitty hur bootiful dimund ring ai gab hur wast nite. ai m sew happee. Mosey tiger bids mosey farwell, thanks him fur his lovely hospitality anna fuds, it iz now time fur me to take mine wife kitte ta franze, hersef lofez it der anna so duzi so i am gonna go eatsa duckie anna drinkda nip cham wif mine friend... he takes mme. a.'s paw and they step into the porter and step out in furnt of der friend... hello, we iz here ta toazt wif ursef, Tiger "Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message . .. [A rotund grey Chrtreux, sitting at a table on a Parisian boulevard with a huge table of food in front of him speaks] Bonjour mine furrends! Zees eez zee Catorze Jooyay, zee day zat we kitties stormed zee Bastille a long tyme ago! And we sellebrayte zees by eetink and drinking! Zo, whoo weeshes to joyne me fur zees luffly spread? [picks up a leg of duck confit] Eh?[He sings:] Allons enfants de la Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé ! [And raises his glass of nip-champagne] à vo·tre santé, chatons! -- à bientôt, Jacques
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#14
July 17th 10, 09:23 PM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
On Jul 16, 1:39*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Yew r vury welkome, Tiger..Mine fiance MeOwy will be ulongh shortlee n hur kan show efferkitty hur bootiful dimund ring ai gab hur wast nite. *ai m sew happee. *Mosey tiger bids mosey farwell, thanks him fur his lovely hospitality anna fuds, it iz now time fur me to take mine wife kitte ta franze, hersef lofez it der anna so duzi *so i am gonna go eatsa duckie anna drinkda nip cham wif mine friend... he takes mme. a.'s paw and they step into the porter and step out in furnt of der friend... hello, we iz here ta toazt wif ursef, Tiger "Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message ... [A rotund grey Chrtreux, sitting at a table on a Parisian boulevard with a huge table of food in front of him speaks] Bonjour mine furrends! Zees eez zee Catorze Jooyay, zee day zat we kitties stormed zee Bastille a long tyme ago! And we sellebrayte zees by eetink and drinking! Zo, whoo weeshes to joyne me fur zees luffly spread? [picks up a leg of duck confit] Eh?[He sings:] Allons enfants de la Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé ! [And raises his glass of nip-champagne] à vo·tre santé, chatons! -- à bientôt, Jacques- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink ennyweigh. Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez. Meowy
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#15
July 18th 10, 12:01 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
"MeOwy"... On Jul 16, 1:39 pm, "Mosey =^..^=" Yew r vury welkome, Tiger..Mine fiance MeOwy will be ulongh shortlee n hur kan show efferkitty hur bootiful dimund ring ai gab hur wast nite. ai m sew happee. Mosey tiger bids mosey farwell, thanks him fur his lovely hospitality anna fuds, it iz now time fur me to take mine wife kitte ta franze, hersef lofez it der anna so duzi so i am gonna go eatsa duckie anna drinkda nip cham wif mine friend... he takes mme. a.'s paw and they step into the porter and step out in furnt of der friend... hello, we iz here ta toazt wif ursef, Tiger "Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message ... [A rotund grey Chrtreux, sitting at a table on a Parisian boulevard with a huge table of food in front of him speaks] Bonjour mine furrends! Zees eez zee Catorze Jooyay, zee day zat we kitties stormed zee Bastille a long tyme ago! And we sellebrayte zees by eetink and drinking! Zo, whoo weeshes to joyne me fur zees luffly spread? [picks up a leg of duck confit] Eh?[He sings:] Allons enfants de la Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrivé ! [And raises his glass of nip-champagne] à vo·tre santé, chatons! -- à bientôt, Jacques- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink ennyweigh. Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez. Meowy Mosey ports ovur tew.. MeOwy, mai luff, gnow yew kan show dem yer pawdiget dimund ring ai gibbed yerownself. *nosepoinks * Mosey -- happee n reddy tew eet n dwimk wiff yew awl
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#16
July 18th 10, 01:14 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:23:11 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's
little, agile paws typed: Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink ennyweigh. Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez. Meowy Ahhh, Bong Jooor, And concatulayshuns on zee engagement [kisses her paw, and admires the ring] [hands her flute of nip-champagne, and raises his flute] Yoo are een zee city ob luff tonight and awl ob Paris eez at your feets! Come sit down weeth yur friends and eet and drink! -- à bientôt, Jacques
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#17
July 18th 10, 02:03 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
"Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message
... On Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:17:45 -0700, Rebecca wrote: I beleev he iz playin a konsert sumwhare. I hopez it finishiz in time fur him to joyn ussez. Rebecca [trim brown cat with a handfull of flowers appears] Ah bonjour, mine sweet Rebecca! And how is yurownseff? [takes her paw; hands her boquet] Come, let us toast to zee 14fth ob Joolie, and eet sum ob dese treets! -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir Deer Hercule! Ize so glad yoo kud get heer! It haz bin so long sintz I seed yurownself. Fangu muchlee fur da fowlerz, dey iz bootiful -- awl bloo, wite, an red like da Furench flag. I made shur to save yurownself sum uv da huitres dat M. l'Inspecteur bringed, an I fingk dey iz handin owt nip shampain to toast Bastille Day, or Meowy an Mosey gittin ingajed, or whutever yoo wantz to toast. Rebecca
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#18
July 18th 10, 04:19 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
On Jul 17, 6:14*pm, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote: On Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:23:11 -0700 (PDT), MeOwy's little, agile paws typed: Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink ennyweigh. *Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez. Meowy Ahhh, Bong Jooor, * * * * And concatulayshuns on zee engagement [kisses her paw, and admires the ring] * * * * [hands her flute of nip-champagne, and raises his flute] Yoo are een zee city ob luff tonight and awl ob Paris eez at your feets! * * * * Come sit down weeth yur friends and eet and drink! -- à bientôt, * * * * Jacques Fangyu, Muhsoor Jawk (Meowy curtsies gracefully). Mmmmmmm da champaygne iss purrfekshun in bubblz. Say, ar dere enny ob da weedurs? Dey ar soh guud. Meoowy, enjoying herself immensely, she is a compleet francophile, maybe needz a few lessons.
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#19
July 18th 10, 05:33 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink ennyweigh. Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez. Meowy Ahhh, Bong Jooor, And concatulayshuns on zee engagement [kisses her paw, and admires the ring] [hands her flute of nip-champagne, and raises his flute] Yoo are een zee city ob luff tonight and awl ob Paris eez at your feets! Come sit down weeth yur friends and eet and drink! -- à bientôt, Jacques Fangyu, Muhsoor Jawk (Meowy curtsies gracefully). Mmmmmmm da champaygne iss purrfekshun in bubblz. Say, ar dere enny ob da weedurs? Dey ar soh guud. Meoowy, enjoying herself immensely, she is a compleet francophile, maybe needz a few lessons. ahhhhhh mine sweet MeOwy, maybee we kan tayke french lessuns tewgeffer? We r en da da city uff luff mine sweet gurl..let usses eet , dwimk n bee merree wif owr frendz ai luvz yew sew mutch. *nosepoinks* Fank yew Jacques, mai frend Mosey
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#20
July 18th 10, 05:48 AM
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Zee Catorze ob Joolay!
On Jul 17, 10:33*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Heer I iss, a liddl layt tew sellabrayt, but reddy to eet an drink ennyweigh. Bone Joor, toot mayz ahmeez. Meowy Ahhh, Bong Jooor, And concatulayshuns on zee engagement [kisses her paw, and admires the ring] [hands her flute of nip-champagne, and raises his flute] Yoo are een zee city ob luff tonight and awl ob Paris eez at your feets! Come sit down weeth yur friends and eet and drink! -- à bientôt, Jacques Fangyu, Muhsoor Jawk (Meowy curtsies gracefully). Mmmmmmm da champaygne iss purrfekshun in bubblz. Say, ar dere enny ob da weedurs? *Dey ar soh guud. Meoowy, enjoying herself immensely, she is a compleet francophile, maybe needz a few lessons. ahhhhhh mine sweet MeOwy, maybee we kan tayke french lessuns tewgeffer? We r en da da city uff luff mine sweet gurl..let usses eet , dwimk n bee merree wif owr frendz ai luvz yew sew mutch. *nosepoinks* Fank yew *Jacques, mai frend Mosey- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Mine Mosey! *nosepoinkapoink* Hic. Meowy, enjoying it even more
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