Maxi

We have a beautiful 8 month old, spayed, has all her shots, manx
kitten. She is lovely to look at, orange tabby and amber eyes. She is
also the spawn of demon cats everywhere!!!

Neither my husband nor myself has ever experienced the nonsense this
kitten can produce. She slapped me awake the other morning at 3am, she
bites feet and legs after lying in ambush for us. She has attached her
true affection to my husband, grooming his head and bathing him. My
role in her life is to scratch her when she jumps on my lap and not to
stop until she slaps the crap out of my hands. We stopped playing with
her, months ago, hoping to break the connection between our hands
signaling a game and her inability to distinguish between play and pain.
The water pistol proved effective only until she decided she was going
to simply ignore it.

She's ours. She's a CAT for God's sake...we MUST win.....she's not
going anywhere, although my husband has suggested that too much of our
income goes for bandaids and ointments for my arms and hands, and
perhaps we should find Maxi another home.

PLEASE HELP

Cozzie