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black like me
The other day we were locked up for a longlong time, This was very
disturbing as the same day the hoomanz were gone even longer than being at their toona place. When they locked us up a very large familiar thing had appeared in our food room. It looked familiar but not the same... This was black and had saran wrap all over it and someone had taken the stuff that those packing peanuts OEJ is so fond of and put on the corners, and most of all it was black instead of green,,,, The hoomanz had gone and gotten a new cold food box, The one we had was fine, held our canned food, didn't make big noise, in fact the last day or so it had been suspiciously quiet, which made me wonder if food boxes hibernated. This new one makes big clumpy noises, and sheds. The hoomans evidently didn't want us to see it shed because we had to go to the bedroom and when we came out all of its packing peanut stuff was gone, its saran wrap was gone and it had beaten up the green food box, kicked it outside*we see it on the patio* and moved into the food box place, the worst part of this change,*and we cats know all change is bad* is that this food box makes clumping noises at regular intervals, the good news is that since this clumping noise has occurred there isn't any water on the floor from watermonsters going into the coldest bart of the food box, but frozen water monsters are still coming out, Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change |
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On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:23:10 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:
snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/13/2005 3:42:05 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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our hooman got rid of the turntable beclawz mine brofur sleeped onit anna
breaked it, OEJ, snickerin Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message news On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 12:23:10 -0500, Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/13/2005 3:42:05 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee |
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Makes me wonder what is in their minds when they tell me ot to sit on MY
chair, Miss Violette Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message ... "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee |
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On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"Mme. Ana� ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Ana� Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black boxes wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email). |
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warm is good, Miss Violette
Fred Williams wrote in message ... On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "Mme. Ana? ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Ana? Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black boxes wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred, (Remove FFFf from our email address to reply, if by email). |
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"Fred Williams" wrote in message ... On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "Mme. Ana? ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Ana? Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black boxes wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred, Du Yu lyke da moozik? Meowmee bot uh cd juzt furr kitteez tu relapz tu. It iz spozed to calm me wen hurz gone. Lotz uv luk! Pitooonya |
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Hun, Efurry chayer in da heowze iz yur chayer..an dunt let dem furrgit it!
Stand furm...uh...I meeen...SIT firm or LAY THERE firm. Pitooonya AKA Sumtymez Nottid So Sweetee "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... Makes me wonder what is in their minds when they tell me ot to sit on MY chair, Miss Violette Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message ... "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee |
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does it work? Miss Violette
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message ... "Fred Williams" wrote in message ... On June 14, 2005 01:31 amPitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "Mme. Ana? ^..^" wrote in message , Miss Violette wrote: snip fur da ISP Miss Violette, not too upset but still not liking change I knoze, Violette! Hoomanz haff lotza furry strange 'lectric thingiez dat will fureffur remain a mystery. Da cold boks duzzent innerest myownself, effen if it duz make its own noizes. My hooman has a tawkin-box dat lotza blak an slifur bokses wif blinky red an green eyez Hooman note: I'm an audiophile with an elaborate stereo buttid da only part I'ze interested in is the tingy dat gows roun an roun Hooman note: a turntable datz cawled "No! No! Don't sit on there!". Y'kno, itz da kinda ting dat yud luff to play bat-bat wif! -- Purrs, Mme. Ana? Dey olny say "No! No!" furr da beztezt tingz tu du, ya kno! Lyke da taybul whutz got fuudz, an da beztezt durinkink waddur, an da beztezt chayer dat dey ar reddy tu sit deown on demownselfz. Yu godda be stubburn an enzizt on yur ritez az uh kittee, ya kno. PitooonyaAKASumtymezNottidSweetee Yeah, but ourownselve's hooman, Fred, has one ov those black boxes wif amber lights and whiteish letters dat glow and when it's on der is often voices or music comin out of the "scatchin posts" on da offer side ov da room. But we know it's really gudgud, cuz it's warm to lie down on. We can gets really comfortable on top uv dat box. -- Regards Diana, Ryan, and our hooman, Fred, Du Yu lyke da moozik? Meowmee bot uh cd juzt furr kitteez tu relapz tu. It iz spozed to calm me wen hurz gone. Lotz uv luk! Pitooonya |
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