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Meow, OT!
Meow OT!
Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns (whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)! First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself! So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a baff! I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a wake-up cawl! I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to sit on itseff? Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM |
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Meow, OT!
Da gramby haz one of deze and her huffs and puffz too. Dat duzen make
senze. If dat keepz ur hoomanz from haffink hizown hart attak himselfz den it iz worfth it. Dat iz what iz kalled an xercize bike and it is spozed to help da hoomanz. O T looking atr Grambys fingie and shaking his head. "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow OT! Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns (whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)! First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself! So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a baff! I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a wake-up cawl! I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to sit on itseff? Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM |
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Meow, OT!
O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu...
Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo. Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes. He's up tu haff an ower by neow. Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb. Meowmee sez datz X-R-size. I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum. Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum??? Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap! Pit2nya AKA Sweetee "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow OT! Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns (whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)! First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself! So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a baff! I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a wake-up cawl! I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to sit on itseff? Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM |
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Meow, OT!
Member I told u guyz dat I jumped on da grambys leg and fore her kud stop da
fingie, I wented roun twice and hitted mineown bak on da flor? It is not cat frenliee so neffer forgit dat. Miz Piglett stetching her back from the memorie. "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu... Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo. Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes. He's up tu haff an ower by neow. Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb. Meowmee sez datz X-R-size. I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum. Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum??? Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap! Pit2nya AKA Sweetee "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow OT! Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns (whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)! First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself! So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a baff! I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a wake-up cawl! I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to sit on itseff? Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs â?oI love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.â? Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM |
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Meow, OT!
On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:55:22 -0700, Sylvia M's
nimble, little paws typed: O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu... Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo. Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes. He's up tu haff an ower by neow. Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb. Meowmee sez datz X-R-size. I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum. Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum??? Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap! Pit2nya AKA Sweetee I dunno 'bowt dis, 'Toonya! Iz yoo sure dat itz nottid sumkind ob Danish Modern cat furniture?????? An why duz dis stuff get puttid in MINE room! Mebee I shud take dat red-dot fingy an see if he wantsta chase after it fur eggsersize!!! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/28/2010 2:48:28 PM |
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Meow, OT!
On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 21:54:58 -0500, Granby's
nimble, little paws typed: Dat iz what iz kalled an xercize bike and it is spozed to help da hoomanz. O T looking atr Grambys fingie and shaking his head. I abree. Hoomanz haf stwange pwioritiez..... -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/28/2010 2:51:11 PM |
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Meow, OT!
Diz is Piglett ann iffin u gits himselfz to chaze dat red dot fingie, u
tell uzez kauze da gramby and Auntie soft will kom all day ta meow Jerzie to see dat. Piglett rolls on the floor in histerics "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:55:22 -0700, Sylvia M's nimble, little paws typed: O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu... Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo. Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes. He's up tu haff an ower by neow. Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb. Meowmee sez datz X-R-size. I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum. Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum??? Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap! Pit2nya AKA Sweetee I dunno 'bowt dis, 'Toonya! Iz yoo sure dat itz nottid sumkind ob Danish Modern cat furniture?????? An why duz dis stuff get puttid in MINE room! Mebee I shud take dat red-dot fingy an see if he wantsta chase after it fur eggsersize!!! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/28/2010 2:48:28 PM |
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Meow, OT!
Paw iz gitting Meowmee 2 uf dem fingz fur hur purrday in Ayeprul,
n wee wanna chayse et tew. Mosey Diz is Piglett ann iffin u gits himselfz to chaze dat red dot fingie, u tell uzez kauze da gramby and Auntie soft will kom all day ta meow Jerzie to see dat. Piglett rolls on the floor in histerics "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" On Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:55:22 -0700, Sylvia M's nimble, little paws typed: O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu... Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo. Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes. He's up tu haff an ower by neow. Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb. Meowmee sez datz X-R-size. I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum. Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum??? Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap! Pit2nya AKA Sweetee I dunno 'bowt dis, 'Toonya! Iz yoo sure dat itz nottid sumkind ob Danish Modern cat furniture?????? An why duz dis stuff get puttid in MINE room! Mebee I shud take dat red-dot fingy an see if he wantsta chase after it fur eggsersize!!! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/28/2010 2:48:28 PM |
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Meow, OT!
be karful wif diz thing, da pigleette waz taked by itsuf, Trudi
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow OT! Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns (whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)! First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself! So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a baff! I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a wake-up cawl! I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to sit on itseff? Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM |
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Meow, OT!
iz your paw gettin betterer? we iz still purrin fur hizseuf, trudi
"Sylvia M" wrote in message ... O, O... Dat mite be hapnink attid mine heowze tuu... Paw'z hart attakt him twize, juzt twee weekz uhgo. Neow he taykz wokz efurry mornink, furr longur an longur tymes. He's up tu haff an ower by neow. Negzt ting I heer iz sumptink bowt Car-D-Akk Re-Habb. Meowmee sez datz X-R-size. I tink yur Paw iz X-R-size-ink on dat catrapshun in yur ruum. Maybe itz in yur ruum kuz itz uh CATtrap shum??? Dunt go neer it..shun it...it mite be uh cat-trap! Pit2nya AKA Sweetee "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . Meow OT! Dere iz sum strange fings goink on at mine howse, and mebee yoo can hep eggsplain! Da ofur day, da human brot in a boks, an after dinner he opened itsel an, ob cawze, I inspetigated. He used noisy toolz an fings and put dese parts dat was in dere togefur while saying hooman hisspit wurds 'bowt Chinese instrukshuns (whateffur dey iz - is dat like egg rollz???)! First I fot it was cat furniture, but it duzzent seems so, cawze derez no place fur myownseff to sit an nuffin fur me to pway wi!. Den he threw away da boks, efen tho I was pwaying wif itself! So da nekst day, wen he gets home from da toona pwace, he sits on dis wierd fingy, and spinz his legs like he wuz going sumwere, but all he duz iz huff n puff an get sweaty an den goes an takez a baff! I fink dis iz furry wierd hooman behaifur, but den I heer him say to hiz cuzzin dat he'z doink dis beclawz Da Granby's hart dat attaked her wuz a wake-up cawl! I duzzent unnerstand dis. Duz da Granbyz hart haff sumfink to do wiff da bellz dat go off in da mornink to wakes him outta da bed??? An why wood he sit on dis fing an spin rownd? An why is dis fingy in MINE room, an derez no pwace for me to sit on itseff? Whut duz da Granby haff to do wif dis???? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs â?oI love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.â? Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 3/27/2010 10:30:41 PM |
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